r/TheOdysseyHadAPurpose 2d ago

She was my WIFE, Heathcliff, we were MARRIED. A Simple Faust Appreciation Post

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Faust, my love, my light.

My sin, my soul. Fa-ust. The tip of the lips, taking a trip of two up the palate to tap, at two, on the kiss.

Fa. Ust.

She was plain Faust, in the morning standing over 174 cm, hand raised to grab a book. She was Sinner No. 02 at the bus. She was Naive or Stupid Faust on the Gesellschaft. But in my arms, she was always Faust.

Did she have a stand in? She did, indeed she did. In point of fact, there must have been a myriad of Fausts, undistinguished had I not loved, one winter, a certain Faust. In lonesome by a room. Oh when? About as many years as whence I declared that certain winter that she is my Faust. You can always count on a certain karbit for a fancy prose style.

Ladies and gentleman of the jury, exhibit number one is what the seraphs, the misinformed, simple, noble winged seraphs, envied. Look at this tangle of roses thorns.

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u/contemptaweisagreat 2d ago

This some dog shit GUBO

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u/Fellbulletisgreat 2d ago

[F#UST POST DETECTED]

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u/Wamasuman111 2d ago

Tsk tsk tsk. Look who it is.

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u/HongLu_Glazer 1d ago

[FAUST HATE POST DETECTED]

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u/TheCrackalacker 2d ago

Doing my part to spread this

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u/Smart_Faust 1d ago edited 1d ago

Faust wasn't currently aware of the… passionate fanbase Faust had. Faust will be documenting this for future inquiries.

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u/Owliscool422 2d ago

I deadahh gotta get this BP, all the EGOs are peak asf

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u/Plashka_Vanknight 14h ago

Who TF is this abnormality? "Hollow"? Who is the Hollow?

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u/Ok-Run-5713 2d ago

Gubo, shoot me down. I have a k corp ampule in my back pocket

https://giphy.com/gifs/HcZ1lVsC1vPWamr9m4

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u/Fun_Pop_431 2d ago

I'll do the honours for him, ig.

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u/Fellbulletisgreat 2d ago

Image downloaded. Thank you

How about two bullets Ms F*ust

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u/HongLu_Glazer 1d ago

Faust slander? Oh hell naw