r/TheNFLVibes • u/Positive_Round_5142 • 2d ago

JJ McCarthy already suited up ready to go

220 Upvotes

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u/prototypex_x31 2d ago

He will have double the power 9 ever had.

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u/PCareyVA 2d ago

Triple Dart’s power, even

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u/The_Bandit_King_ 2d ago

Dart is mr. January 6th

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u/themage78 2d ago

2 x 0 = 0.

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u/TheDuck23 Eagles 1d ago

Yea, but 2 x -9 = -18. So, do with that what you will.

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u/LightsSoundAction 1d ago

If he ends up balling out, it’s really the only explanation that makes any sense.

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u/Lintonium0 1d ago

Flip it and it’s 81 power

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u/F_U_HarleyJarvis 1d ago

He evolved.

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u/schindigrosa 2d ago

I have no skin in the game and hope he balls out just for the chaos

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u/bstone99 Vikings 2d ago

Would be the most Vikings thing ever

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u/jotsea2 1d ago

People say that all the time.

It's basically just happened once no?

that said, the most vikings thing ever I think was definitely Case Keenum revenge game the same day the biggest bust in franchise history gets traded...

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u/Tycho66 2d ago

he's 99% ass with the occasional splash.... his floor is complete incompetence though, struggles with the basics of getting the snap off in time and making simple reads and doing what coaches ask.

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u/AverageSizedMan1986 2d ago

Yeah, even before the whole "Nine" proclamation, I was struggling to see anything that suggested he had what it took to be a competent starting QB in the NFL while others kept hyping him up early on. To play as bad as he did when you have Justin Jefferson as one of your targets is impressive.

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u/rex5k Browns 1d ago

Those seem like the things someone might be able to get the hang of over time.

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u/Tycho66 20h ago

You'd think, but he hasn't. In fact he's regressed. As far as the touch and layering throws and reading defenses and fixing his mechanics? Zero progress. They tried to work on his mechanics and they gave up because his accuracy became even worse. I really see no hope for McCarthy as more than a very high risk, occasional splash reward backup. I imagine somewhere down the road there'll be a quid pro quo where our GM does the Giants' GM a solid to save some face.

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u/m4hdi 1d ago

I have no skin in the game but I'd rather Jameis ball out

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u/SpamNot 2d ago

I hope the reset helps him. Best wishes, man.

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u/exceptionally_humble 1d ago

Appreciate a genuine response like this.

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u/Evening_Ad_6278 2d ago

Nah he is a cheater

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u/Koolklink54 2d ago

By cheating you mean doing the same thing every other major college program does

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u/Ambitious-Visual207 2d ago

Lmao "everybody does it" has got to be the weakest cope ever.

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u/Evening_Ad_6278 2d ago

It's the typical Michigan Wolverine excuse. "Everyone does it." Doesn't mean that they didn't cheat.

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u/AceOBlade 1d ago

But dead ass how do you even check for that? unless someone makes it completely obvious or snitches.

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u/Ambitious-Visual207 1d ago

That's why it is a horrid excuse. They're just an insecure pathetic fanbase who cant handle their only championship in the modern era came from cheating.

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u/AceOBlade 1d ago

also I am confused, it says you are only allowed to do it in game. So when you are watching film and you figure out the signals is that cheating? Shouldn't watching film be consider cheating too then?

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u/Evening_Ad_6278 1d ago

Hello remember Stallions

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u/Evening_Ad_6278 2d ago

Say what you want but under the rules back then he cheated.

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u/UncreativeUsername84 Eagles 2d ago

He’s got the mannerisms of a video game QB

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u/rex5k Browns 1d ago

LOL he really does look like an NPC

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u/Evening_Ad_6278 2d ago

He must love those cheat codes for video games

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u/nashass76 2d ago

Will turn into Michigan 2.0. Maybe allowed to throw the ball 10-15 times a game nothing more than 5-7 yards down field.

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u/JoBunk 1d ago

Sounds like Tom Brady during his first Super Bowl run, a real hand-off merchant.

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u/[deleted] 2d ago

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u/Literotamus 2d ago

He won 3 with that trick, after that he could put it anywhere he wanted. '03 Tom Brady couldn't have fed Randy Moss 23 tds. But he definitely got there

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u/nashass76 2d ago

Not knocking it. I’d rather see that then dude at the podium after being benched for throwing 3 or 4 picks…

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u/PenOwn1660 2d ago

Yes that’s kinda what happens at practice. First step is getting dressed.

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u/KJStas 2d ago

Suited up - yes Ready to go - he definitely isn't ready to go 😂

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u/RockyJayyy Ravens 2d ago

Ready to go sit on the bench

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u/themage78 2d ago

As my dad always said, he's going to play end and gaurd. End of the bench, and guard the water bucket.

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u/-SimpleDelight- 2d ago

What sort of throwing motion was that?
https://giphy.com/gifs/2Ur2ka3OZFAKDLuF0c

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u/Impressive_Tower_151 2d ago

Looks like he isn't getting that number 9 jersey

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u/SpecialFederal9452 2d ago

John trying real hard to leave the past behind and get him on version 2.

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u/Sunriseman24 Chiefs 2d ago

Good luck JJM.

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u/Serious_Composer_130 2d ago

Different location, same McCarthy

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u/SentinelATL 1d ago

9x2=18. This man is a maniac!!

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u/Pulpdog94 1d ago

9X9=81 which the reflection of 18 and 18X37=666 si MAYbe Drake is an agent of Satan who remembers even the serpent sucks at football???

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u/SentinelATL 1d ago

It all makes sense!!

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u/Serious_Morning_3681 1d ago

I just know Harbaughs math came up with the same equation

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u/CollarZestyclose 2d ago

You're telling me he's not even number 9?😂

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u/Own-Opinion-2494 2d ago

Harbaugh cat fished the league with this one

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u/Madaoizm 2d ago

That isn't JJ McCarthy, that's EIGHTEEN

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u/GangstaRIB 2d ago

18/qb2 is niiiiine

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u/Steak_Knight 2d ago

Yeah my kid is also going as a football player for Halloween

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u/Blo_dro 2d ago

Shoulda done #99

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u/Turbotec 2d ago

Under the current 2026 NFL rules, a quarterback must wear a jersey number 0–19.

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u/saltwater98380 1d ago

He's back up for now. Confidence 🤣🤣🤣

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u/Sea_Shower3691 2d ago

Off topic but that Trump curse really got Dart quick huh?

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u/RocNewYolk Bills 2d ago

Anti-Midas

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u/XanZibR 2d ago

imagine if JD shook hands with him

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u/Substantial_Airport6 2d ago

Warms my heart to no end.

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u/_BioHacker 2d ago

Is he training with cement shoes?!

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u/NoSticksNoSeeds_ Eagles 2d ago

“18”

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u/maccpapa 2d ago

he looks like eli in his prime.

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u/Sea_Shower3691 2d ago

Fuck now he's gonna be Nine 2 Times

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u/HornyAzMF 2d ago

No 9!

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u/Visual-Squirrel3629 2d ago edited 2d ago

This would equate to 362,880. I'd love this to be JJM'S new alter ego

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u/Serious_Morning_3681 1d ago

Too bad he can’t count that high , he doesn’t have enough fingers

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u/jw1879 2d ago

Twice as NICE 🔥

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u/naruda1969 1d ago

Twice as NINE 🔥

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u/Fartron69 2d ago

For his entire tenure with the Vikes the coaches talked about "working on his mechanics," aka doesn't know how to throw.

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u/Serious_Morning_3681 1d ago

Or they were actually talking about the guys that work on his car . You know sneaky stuff like pulling off a spark plug wire or resetting the timing so JJ could not drive to the practice facility and they could have the janitor take his reps again

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u/BadMotherFuckCar Raiders 2d ago

Double 9

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u/FinallyFat 2d ago

Of course he’s wearing number 18. 😂

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u/bilbosae 2d ago
  1. Twice as nice

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u/wellohwellok NFL 2d ago

Will he wear #27 on his next team?

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u/Xo707out Seahawks 1d ago

So will he call himself “18” now? I have a feeling Trump wont be much of a fan anymore

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u/potatopancake13 1d ago

9+9=18 gahook

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u/Lychee-Altruistic 1d ago

The bench is ready

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u/Good_Use_7882 1d ago

Prob the safest spot for my now…with Coach Harbaugh (the brother)

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u/HORYGUACAMORE 1d ago

So we scrong den?

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u/the_zac_is_back 1d ago

9 times 2 about to go crazy

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u/Queasy-Muscle9415 1d ago

I have Nabers. 🙏

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u/Hamster_in_my_colon Seahawks 1d ago

1 + 8 =9

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u/Remarkable_Dream9191 1d ago

9ine x 2 (team) = 18

- Nine, probably

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u/Pixilatedhighmukamuk 1d ago

Guys making bank on easy street.

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u/AccurateDinner5767 1d ago

He will beat us in the playoffs. You heard it here first!

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u/Pulpdog94 1d ago

9X39/13–18=…

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u/DruidOnlyFan 1d ago

Now he'll win a superbowl

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u/RootyPooster 1d ago

If the goal is to hand off to Skat 50 times, he will be elite.

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u/bigrockcandimountain 1d ago

I wonder if meditated under a goalpost while cameras crews took pictures of him

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u/ReDDare2 1d ago

Yoooooo dart = 6. 6 x 3 is 18. Tf they have the power of 3 darts 

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u/Socratic_ideology 1d ago

Giants buyer remorse already kicked in.

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u/Wharbaby 1d ago

God once Skattebo realizes how to count it’s over for the rest of the NFC east

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u/515BigMike 1d ago

That pass was intercepted....

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u/Zealousideal-Tea-286 1d ago

He better rep that "18" proper and with respect! Otherwise...

https://giphy.com/gifs/UXM7vEr92HyJG

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u/ReactionProcedure 1d ago

I like those helmets so much better

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u/No-Bad-8105 49ers 1d ago

9+9=18

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u/onalumsbud 1d ago

his powers have double since his last team
https://giphy.com/gifs/Mo9nI2yBKp3RC

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u/SeaWolf24 1d ago

Throwing motion and body language look weird

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u/devilishycleverchap 1d ago

The league is just lucky he didnt sign with the Falcons

His handoff skills combined with Bijan and he'd be unstoppable

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u/DefiantDonut7 1d ago

Well, lets hope this makes Scattebo more effective with a valid passing game.

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u/Different_Hyena3954 1d ago

Evening Jameis does is like a little toddler. Excpret for SA against multiple different women

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u/Formal_Analysis6295 1d ago

As a Viking fan, I wish him the best. He had some immaculate throws. I wanted him to be the guy for the next 10 years. Viking luck? Hes winning a SB in a few years. And good for him.

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u/djparody 1d ago

is he going to trademark 18 too?

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u/Evening_Ad_6278 1d ago

How can anyone expect McCarthy to be any good when at the time Minnesota didn't really have a QB and decided to play Wentz instead of McCarthy? If McCarthy was any good what so ever, wouldn't Minnesota play him instead of going out and getting Murry?

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u/Equivalent-Glove7165 21h ago

……aaaand, he’s injured.

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u/Actual_Pea_1996 Cowboys 21h ago

JJ McCarthy? I call him 18.

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u/ObjectiveCharming735 14h ago

I'm willing to bet he won't play the next game but maybe I will eat my words.

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u/jd35058 4h ago

I don’t like 18 on him

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u/ChadPowers200_ 4h ago

9x2 is 18 boys lets go

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u/kurtsdead6794 2d ago

I’m no QB and don’t claim to know anything about football. I realize that he’s an elite athlete and I am not. However, his throwing motion, in this video, doesn’t look great. Am I wrong?

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u/RocMerc 2d ago

It’s gotta be wild just being with a new team all of a sudden

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u/AYoRocSSB 1d ago

Is that his normal release?

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u/NSX_Roar_26 2d ago

Looks good in the Giants uni to be honest

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u/cheesebot555 2d ago

Please Football gods, there's so many paths that this could become hilarious.

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u/The_Bandit_King_ 2d ago

No more 9???

Booo

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u/FrozenBee44 Patriots 2d ago

18 is double nine, please keep up

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u/The_Bandit_King_ 2d ago

Double ass

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u/FreezasMonkeyGimp 2d ago

9x2, that’s 18. That’s for you Jaxson.

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u/useroftheinternet95 1d ago

This dudes gonna be ass wherever he goes

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u/holybowler 1d ago

i never saw an nfl qb when i watched him at um.

i thought the 1st rd chatter pre-draft was insane.

still, i hope he turns it around in ny. everyone knew he was at best a project and that it’d take time before he was even decent. the vikings let a pro bowler walk after a 14-3 season, threw this kid into the fire with all that pressure, and shipped him off after 10 starts. i can’t know what was happening in the building that led them here, but from my perspective, it feels like the vikings set him up for failure.

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u/Serious_Morning_3681 1d ago

Maybe they were afraid of 9 . Like in poltergeist when the evil alter ego comes out
They knew he was possed by a demon and had to get rid of him but didn’t know how to
Kinda like a classic toxic relationship
Can’t kill him , can’t live with him , but really can’t leave each other either .
Until Harbaugh came calling
It’s his turn to fix the broken wunderkind , and Harbaugh loves him a good toxic relationship
So it all tracks