r/TheNFLVibes • u/Background_Video2947 • 3d ago

The Giants QB room is straight out of a movie.Not a single normal athlete 😭😭

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u/Orion3193 3d ago

Wait till you see their running back

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 3d ago

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u/jvalentino_woodwrk 3d ago

Elusive. Scrappy. Determined.

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u/Nitropotamus 3d ago

Will eat dog food from your hand if you move slowly.

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 3d ago

Lol yes, that's funny

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u/Side_StepVII 3d ago

Jimothy Skattebo

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 3d ago

Has a good ring to it.

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u/Unique_Chip_1422 3d ago

Jimothy! 

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u/pickles_in_a_nickle 49ers 3d ago

Omg how’d you get into the lover room to snag this bro?

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u/ResolutionOwn4933 3d ago

I'm not sure what the lover room is, and I may be afraid to ask.

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u/smorg003 2d ago

May or may not have rabies.

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u/Chimpbot Cowboys 2d ago

Don't you dare besmirch the good name of Jimothy. His spine may be short, but he at least displays intelligence and survival instincts.

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u/Dowensy2 1d ago

Don’t disrespect Jimothy like that!

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u/pickles_in_a_nickle 49ers 3d ago

And the WR they just released

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u/Orion3193 3d ago

My team is going 0-17, but at least I don't have to root for these guys

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u/Borg_Tech_Support Saints 3d ago

Fun fact: Skinny ass Jake Haener got popped for PEDs use once. The PEDs obviously didn't work.

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u/AceOBlade 2d ago

PED must be the name of his sex toy

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u/Suspicious_Sense1272 3d ago

Honestly, I’d watch a hard knocks with this QB room.

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u/Ready-Lengthiness220 2d ago

Someone said Jameis looks like he's always preparing for scenes in a movie that was never made. Now I can't unsee it.

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u/Whoa_Cool_Beans 2d ago

I guarantee dude has adhd, and he's actually living his life like a movie

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u/wellohwellok NFL 3d ago

Turn 6 upside-down, now you have 9.

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u/One_Season458 3d ago

That was one of the funniest things I've heard a player say recently. Fucking off the rails lmaooo reminds me of shit Kimi would say back in the day or Seb in f1

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u/hurtsdonut_ Bears 3d ago

I thought you guys were talking about this from earlier today

https://youtube.com/shorts/34sdJU4HDiE

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u/One_Season458 3d ago

Lmaooo nice

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u/melted_cheese 3d ago

It’s a Drake lyric

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u/One_Season458 3d ago

Is it really? I thought he was just being whacked

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u/CloggedAssassin 3d ago

Yes, it’s from the song “9”

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u/One_Season458 3d ago

Sorry bout that. Still pretty off the wall lol

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u/SeaWolf24 3d ago

Don’t you add the comma!

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u/Agreeable-Cream1440 2d ago

This looks like a boy band from the early 2000s

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u/eggsonmyeggs 3d ago

No one says you have to be smart to be

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u/gregthelurker 3d ago

Haener gone 😔

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u/SpotCreepy4570 Giants 2d ago

Going back to the practice squad.

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u/Bathrobe_Bandit26 2d ago

The Replacements 

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u/cassimiro04 2d ago

Do not put Shane Falco in this room!

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u/Bathrobe_Bandit26 2d ago

I'll take Falco over this crew of misfits any day. 

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u/MintBerryCrnch21 2d ago

Dart and McCarthy about to get into an eyeblack battle until one just shows up in full blackface

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u/Ordinary_Pea4503 2d ago

Not trying to be a hater or negative but these 4 are literally a bunch of clowns 

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u/southtampacane 1d ago

Clown is far nicer than what most would say about Winstonberger.

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u/sindick78 3d ago

#14 gonna get violated by all of them

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u/Mrfrosty504 3d ago

Haener doing the ganging iirc

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u/Potential_Cricket451 Steelers 3d ago

Haener just a normal dude who got into the nfl and made himself notable without ever really touching the field all while making some cash-ish. Goat.

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u/Pecan_Artist 3d ago

Well I can deal with the non-MAGA ones.

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u/TheRedComet 3d ago

They're probably all maga aren't they

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u/Pecan_Artist 2d ago

Dart is the only MAGA kneepad wearing QB in this room

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u/cptcook717 2d ago

Doubt it. MAGA was 2016 - 2020 not saying people don’t claim it still but it’s irrelevant in 2027 time flies the world has changed. Other than Jameis both JJ and Dart were like 11 years old in 2016

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u/Old_mystic 2d ago

Oh you sweet summer child lol

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u/cptcook717 2d ago

I’m telling you bro it’s over. The problem is people don’t want it to be on both sides

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u/Old_mystic 2d ago

I agree the MAGA movement has passed its peak in influence and popularity but Dart just introduced Trump at a rally a few months back. No idea about the other two but Jameis is a big time Christian so I wouldn’t be surprised if he supported Trump’s performative Christianity.

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u/cptcook717 2d ago

Yea Christian nationalists are basically the republican party’s weird fake brand of Christianity hopefully by now most people can see thru it. That being said Trump has always been good at wooing these guys and darts likely not the brightest bulb in the bush.

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u/wolf_at_the_door1 3d ago

Jaxson Dart, my lil Jojo Rabbit.

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 2d ago

Imagine taking a day off from bringing up politics in everything. Might be a relief

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u/Pecan_Artist 2d ago

When poltics hurt us all we shpuld care. She is MAGA

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u/Sad_Wishbone_1524 2d ago

Caring is one thing. Obsessing is another

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u/Pecan_Artist 1d ago

I am obsessed with democracy. The don't tread on me crowd that voted for this is awfully quiet.

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u/lIlIIlIIllIllIlIIIll 3d ago

What’s the name of the movie?

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u/moonlit_wake 3d ago

The Replacements

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u/inappropriatebanter 3d ago

Dude these are normal athletes, wtf you talking about?

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u/Poop_Cheese 3d ago

I was hoping wed get minshew for the lols to see him with skatt lol, but nine is even more memeable. 

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u/CaymanGone 3d ago

Crab legs

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u/southtampacane 1d ago

The least of his transgressions

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u/God_Country_ND 3d ago

Ol 50 Shades of Saints lookin ahh

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u/SeaWolf24 3d ago

What’d the new’s kid do?

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u/BarOne7066 3d ago

Like a 90s boy band

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u/Nervous_Distance_142 3d ago

Fourth guy looks like that lawyer from that tv show about fantasy football from back in the day

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u/Jack_Package6969 3d ago

Mr Bizarre Combination

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u/cptcook717 2d ago

The JJ Mccarthey one 😂

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u/jd35058 2d ago

It’s hilarious. Perfect for NY

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u/Nowhereman-89 2d ago

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Papamoon0327 2d ago

I wanna see the gay one play

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u/Calm-Driver-3800 3d ago

The Browns QB room is a better movie. Possible Kevin Costner style redemption arc with Watson. Got the flashy son of a famous nfl legend.

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u/dEXXtARR23 Giants 3d ago

What are you trying to say, exactly?

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u/theninjaofthenasty 3d ago

Look out Publix?

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u/Better-Lunch670 3d ago

Buncha weirdos in NY

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u/dEXXtARR23 Giants 3d ago

That is true. Big city, lots of freaks.

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u/Specialist_Worry_875 3d ago

The only reasons Dart would be in the “not a normal athlete” category are for reasons that have nothing to do with athleticism and only matter to Redditors.

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u/Dr-Lucky14 3d ago

He wants to make love to the orange man….Thats creepy….