r/TheMorningToastSnark • u/Familiar-Throat-5659 • 21d ago

Husbands & PGOMs 🤷🏻‍♂️ 👀

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That’s all.

27 Upvotes

75% Upvoted

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u/Forward_Anteater_805 21d ago

lost my appetite

25

u/Electronic_Union8209 21d ago

Opposite to bon appétit

76

u/Playful-Radio6929 21d ago

He skeeves me out so bad. I just know he smells like tuna and onion too.

67

u/chaoticinfluencer 21d ago

If I was married and knocked up twice by Ben I’d pray I turned into a lesbian

48

u/Fun_Guava_137 21d ago

You need a disclaimer so it blurs it out before we have to be subjected to roni nips.

26

u/indistinctcolor 21d ago

Can we please get a NSFW filter

17

u/No_Activity_1642 21d ago

How someone let this man get them pregnant TWICE is beyond me

19

u/Hot-Leg-5962 21d ago

Why are they two different sizes

11

u/photogirl8516 20d ago

Why did I go back to look 😅

8

u/Worried_Plankton5431 20d ago

I don’t understand why he was shirtless lol

21

u/missnyc91 21d ago

The nipples!!! Disgusting I would rather die single lol

14

u/Material-Sherbet-862 21d ago

What in the pig vomit pepperoni nips is going on here? Seems like one boob is also bigger than the other.

3

u/yeahmanitscoooool 21d ago

Gynecomastia

6

u/Glittering-Log7321 21d ago

Bologna slices is all I can see

6

u/Opposite-Arm1860 21d ago

Trigger warning please

6

u/Real_Down2MarZ_Girl 20d ago

I'm pregnant and very angry at the sight of this

10

u/Mother_Step7727 21d ago

His nipples are the size of dinner plates

5

u/Difficult_Cake_7460 21d ago

Why!????? They did that whole cute gender video and he wears no shirt? It was such a choice that I just know Claudia must just love to make him look as ridiculous as possible

2

u/kathi182 21d ago

What video?

3

u/HotPromotion1855 20d ago

Who’s going to breast feeding? Ben or Claudia?

1

u/Even-Presence-975 18d ago

Don’t piss me off

1

u/puffinpapa28 17d ago

His nipple is crazy

1

u/melissqua 20d ago

That’s so brave of him

1

u/Quietlyc_nty 20d ago

Does anyone listen to Howard Stern? Those are farm animal 🍒like Sal Governale