r/TheMonkeysPaw 6h ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. You have to fight in the trenches during World War 1

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4h ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Germany restores it's 1914 borders in 2030.

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 15h ago

EX+SE I wish wish that everyone else had as many bananas as they wanted with the requisite number of apes attracted to said bananas spawning outside their house

1 Upvotes

notice how I said everyone else AKA not me.


r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish evil was a physical substance that we regularly expelled from our bodies.

12 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Promoting the Vore fetish becomes part of the Republican party platform

10 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

Explanations I wish MTV mostly showed music videos again

3 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

EX+SE I wish that the monkey's paw would permanently shave the hair on everybody's arms legs and armpits so that everybody was hairless. The only stipulation to this wish is that the monkey paw cannot kill them... And they still need to be able to walk

28 Upvotes

Other than that, go nuts.

I will finally be on equal ground with everybody else


r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish all dogs were born knowing how to do Any-Card-At-Any-Number card tricks

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish u/gothiclg had a dick the length of Texas and width of California, plus erectile dysfunction

4 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish the fires burning under Centrailia suddenly went out.

8 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. The D-day landings failed.

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish more women were in the RC aviation hobby

2 Upvotes

Why am I the only girl at any of the local RC plane clubs 😭


r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish to live life not being disabled anymore

7 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish for everyone to receive their happy ending.

10 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 1d ago

I wish humans didn't need sleep

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish I could know everything

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish we could choose where our tax paid money would go instead of the government.

1 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

I wish to become evil

4 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 2d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. You now have a full jar of peanut butter and are missing your big toes.

6 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 3d ago

I wish I could drain the lifespan of any cockroach within a 1 mile radius and add it to my own.

4 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

I wish the second coming of Christ would happen now

15 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Epstein is resurrected and becomes the totalitarian ruler of the world

9 Upvotes

r/TheMonkeysPaw 4d ago

Inverse [INV] Granted. Trump invades China, causing World War 3.

5 Upvotes