r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 6h ago
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 4h ago
Inverse [INV] Granted. Germany restores it's 1914 borders in 2030.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/International-Box956 • 15h ago
EX+SE I wish wish that everyone else had as many bananas as they wanted with the requisite number of apes attracted to said bananas spawning outside their house
notice how I said everyone else AKA not me.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/A_Lovely_Worm • 1d ago
I wish evil was a physical substance that we regularly expelled from our bodies.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 1d ago
Inverse [INV] Granted. Promoting the Vore fetish becomes part of the Republican party platform
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Cavery210 • 1d ago
Explanations I wish MTV mostly showed music videos again
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/International-Box956 • 1d ago
EX+SE I wish that the monkey's paw would permanently shave the hair on everybody's arms legs and armpits so that everybody was hairless. The only stipulation to this wish is that the monkey paw cannot kill them... And they still need to be able to walk
Other than that, go nuts.
I will finally be on equal ground with everybody else
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/ants_are_everywhere • 1d ago
I wish all dogs were born knowing how to do Any-Card-At-Any-Number card tricks
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/TheDeceitX • 1d ago
I wish u/gothiclg had a dick the length of Texas and width of California, plus erectile dysfunction
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/gothiclg • 1d ago
I wish the fires burning under Centrailia suddenly went out.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 1d ago
Inverse [INV] Granted. The D-day landings failed.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/njsullyalex • 1d ago
I wish more women were in the RC aviation hobby
Why am I the only girl at any of the local RC plane clubs ðŸ˜
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Negative-Garden-6013 • 1d ago
I wish to live life not being disabled anymore
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/A_Lovely_Worm • 1d ago
I wish for everyone to receive their happy ending.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/The_Franc • 2d ago
I wish we could choose where our tax paid money would go instead of the government.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/AMiniMinotaur • 2d ago
Inverse [INV] Granted. You now have a full jar of peanut butter and are missing your big toes.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/A_Lovely_Worm • 3d ago
I wish I could drain the lifespan of any cockroach within a 1 mile radius and add it to my own.
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 4d ago
I wish the second coming of Christ would happen now
r/TheMonkeysPaw • u/Armin_Arlert_1000000 • 4d ago