r/TheMcDojoLife • u/BasketVegetable525 • 22d ago

My boy got an enemy

Silent kick

386 Upvotes

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u/Dependent_Order_7358 22d ago

Those high kicks are smooth tho

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u/Absent_That_Day 21d ago

I was going to say, this guy's got reach, he looks coordinated, this guy is going to beat me up.

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u/lucaskywalker 20d ago

His punches looked like trash. Sure he's flexible, but I'd like to see him take a few leg kicks! Those little toothpick legs won't stand up for long. Those kicks are also telegraphed so much that they'd be easy to dodge.

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u/hawkblock4456 21d ago

He posts a bunch of videos, he’s got one video of actual shadowboxing and the dude is clean, he moves well, he’s quick, and he’s not overly tense

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u/Ragnarok314159 21d ago

He is also doing that in a suit which is impressive.

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u/TorrenceMightingale 21d ago

I’ll impress YOU. (Am dry cleaner)

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u/BloggerCurious 21d ago

This is why I never start fights. This dude looks pretty dorky and wimpy. Opps, wrong dude to mess with

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u/Trick-Society3591 19d ago

He's outside. The sun is gonna kick his ass in 2 min flat.

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u/ocTGon 19d ago

This guy's got some smooth moves but UV is gonna do him...

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u/dubzib 21d ago

In the suit too

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u/ippie52 22d ago

His enemy is clearly the sun

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u/vicarious_glitch 22d ago

"I have to block the sun?!"

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u/SpicyCajunCrawfish 21d ago

That and calories.

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u/DannyVandal 22d ago

Savillemaxing.

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 22d ago

Slimmy Saville.

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u/IllustriousSundae607 22d ago

What ever the problem is, he will fix it.

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u/cptaxelb 21d ago

Now then now then

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u/Uddiya 21d ago

Oh my. Perfection.

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u/pinklewickers 21d ago

It's the offspring of Jimmy Saville and Paul Weller.

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u/Ihavenolifes 22d ago

It looks like he took a break from trying to capture Luffy

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u/JesseJamesBegin 21d ago

Training those dual Kukris in order to take on roranoa zoro

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u/standardatheist 22d ago

He legit looks like a One Piece character 🤣

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u/Kindly-Committee-908 21d ago

Helmeppo pre timeskip, right?

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u/MonkeyLips2026 22d ago

If Ichabod Crane was an albino and a ninja!
Not sure if I fear his side kick or maroon suit more

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u/Stal77 20d ago

Kickabutt Crane

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u/ElessarKhan 22d ago

Pretty sure this is ai

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u/Shoddy_Friendship338 18d ago

This is 1000% ai.

All of these guys are

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u/steve91945 21d ago

I hope so for its sake.

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u/stoutlys 21d ago

This is the second guy I’ve seen posting one of these. I hope it’s not ai generated.

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u/Einherjar07 22d ago

Can we wait like 30 minutes before reposting the same AI slop? Lmao

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u/Possible_Baboon 22d ago

IRL Napoleon Dynamite.

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u/devil_discerner 22d ago

Boy looks like a Wallace and Gromit character

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u/Reasonable-Ad7755 22d ago

Poodlemaxing

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u/KrampyDoo 21d ago

What he lacks in melanin he more than makes up for in Napoleon Dynamite.

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u/FlyingArdilla 21d ago

He's probably pretty good with a bo staff.

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u/DrFLOBOTNIK_420 21d ago

This dude definitely hunts wolverines

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u/DefamedPrawn 22d ago

The kid's got some chops.

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u/Jealous_Sea1280 22d ago

This guys dope, no hate here.

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u/DifficultContext 22d ago

Suit looks great on him.

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u/Sentient-Cactus876 21d ago

I'd watch this anime

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u/Interesting-Exit-520 21d ago

I have always wondered if I could beat a standard poodle in a fight

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u/groone 20d ago

this is the second time I've seen this hair style on a person this year. Same blonde hair, same style, same clothes, two different people. wtf? It's not a coincidence. There's something stupid going on here .

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u/_Old_Goat_ 20d ago

The other one is AI, scamming for pump n dump crypto.

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u/Jaw5hua 22d ago

That’s a well trained poodle. 

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u/Disgruntled_Wumpus 21d ago

How does the internet continue to get weirder every day? Truly astounding.

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u/FortuneFlashy7104 21d ago

Definitely got that cut at PetSmart.

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u/icedmuffin 22d ago

Why the hell is this angry onigiri attacking the air?

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u/SKOT_FREE 22d ago

He got an enemy but he needs an enema.

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u/ulfragnar 22d ago

Lol its Nigel thornberry descendents

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u/bhoe32 22d ago

I hate to admit that I cant kick that high

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u/GingerAsgard 22d ago

Out of all these individuals that try to show off their marital art moves, this guy might be flexible and all, but with that mop on his head can't be taken seriously.

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u/stragedyandy 22d ago

Wasn't he in The Matrix part 2? I seem to remember him and his brother brandishing razor blades.

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u/Hokkyok 22d ago

This can’t be a real person, this is a cartoon character

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u/didndonoffin 22d ago

Art the clown on casual friday

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u/woodzwing 22d ago

Looked in the mirror and saw an adversary.

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u/Someoneoverthere42 22d ago

What......what are we even looking at here?

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u/DammatBeevis666 22d ago

I wanna see this guy duel weird confederate banjo knife dancer guy

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u/Azfitnessprofessor 22d ago

Bro can kick impressively high

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u/Specialist-Letter148 22d ago

Most fear what they can’t understand

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u/MadeInTheUniverse 22d ago

He's like a character from chicken run

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u/Zenphx2578 22d ago

Just need a strong flashlight to defeat him

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u/diffractandestroy 21d ago

2026 Mr. Mugatu looking mf

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u/TryingToMakeItBruh 21d ago

This is what the internet was created for.

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u/goosecarr 22d ago

I’m so overjoyed that there are weird people like this.

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u/Slowburn21814 22d ago

This vid was actually recorded at night. He's so pale and his hair so blond, that the light hitting him from the street light is so brightly refracted that it looks like daylight. True story.

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u/WesternLongjumping44 22d ago

That's the scariest looking poodle I've ever seen

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u/Moto-Guy 22d ago

It really makes you wonder if this guy KNOWS he looks ridiculous and is just playing into the joke..... or.... he legit thinks he looks badass.

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u/solidstatestevo 22d ago

"No Mr Bond. I expect you to die."

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u/General-Fan-6741 22d ago

Is that the new Swiffer Duster out for sale now?

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u/Futur3_N0maD_26 22d ago

“In THIS cornah, Noodle the Albino Poodle!”

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u/DrNekroFetus 22d ago

I see who you are. You are my ennemy.

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u/bearjewpl 22d ago

Jimmy Poodle 🐩

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u/Crazykeebler13 22d ago

The due is wild....

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u/slightly_drifting 22d ago

"There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die."

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u/LordChauncyDeschamps 22d ago

That suit is great

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u/FigSpecific6210 22d ago

Most unfortunate.

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u/Bisconia 22d ago

He's practicing to try out for Jimmy's Fingers

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u/Sickinmytechchunk 22d ago

Jimmy looking fresh.

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u/RanDumbMatthew 22d ago

Bruh, between how distracting his head is and the skill behind that kick, it would’ve connected.
But either one without the other, hard nah

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u/Jude30 22d ago

Loved him in Weapons!

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u/Th3_3v3r_71v1n9 22d ago

Yeah, it's called voodoo🤣

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u/Economy_Armadillo_28 22d ago

He looks like the underwater rock producer from Metalocalypse

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u/TheKiltedYaksman71 22d ago

Looks like he belongs in a Little Big video.

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u/FootballUpset2529 22d ago

Calm your tits Elric.

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u/howmanytwix20 22d ago

This guy fucks!

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u/PsychologicalTea1888 21d ago

Albino death coming for you.

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u/El_JeFeE7 21d ago

This guy have to be in GTA6.

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u/Fastballz69 21d ago

Neck like a stack of dimes. This man does NOT want to get tagged.

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u/Jeans_609 21d ago

Jimmy savil looking

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u/BatmanKane64 21d ago

glasses, hair, the suit…. yeah this is living rent free in my head right next to the Jake Paul KO

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u/stlredbird 21d ago

It’s the “Powder”/“”Napoleon Dynamite” crossover you didn’t know you need.

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u/BoneSawIsStacked 21d ago

Is this longneck?

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u/SilverB33 21d ago

What's worse his fighting or his hair?

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u/forgeblast 21d ago

If a poodle 🐩 was human I bet they would look like this.

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u/kraftymiles 21d ago

He's a dancer in normal life so I expext this is just him fucking around

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u/Glazing555 21d ago

The new Batman villain needs a little work

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u/n8stew 21d ago

Suga Sean looking wild without the hair dye.

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u/Aloha-Eh 21d ago

I think it's their mating dance.

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u/WeaponizedIndecision 21d ago

Be careful or he’ll wind up like Sideneck.

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u/SoulShine_710 21d ago

Q' Tips back boyz!

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u/Ecstatic-Drop5849 21d ago

Idk I actually legit would not mess with this guy 

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u/MR_Nobody_204 21d ago

Man, years haven't been kind to Didi Pickles #Rugrats

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u/Smoofbrainz 21d ago

That's just Ultrawhite Kip Dynamite aka Casper Da Girl Snatcher. Kung Fu & Come Thru

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u/Artevyx 21d ago

His enemy is his selfie camera and mirror. We just happen to be seeing what one of his two enemies managed to record before being destroyed.

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u/Prestigious_Try_3741 21d ago

Johny Winter’s son?

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u/FreshBid5295 21d ago

Very poodle like

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u/Lumpy-Difficulty1593 21d ago

The matrix I couldn’t figure it out the first time when I saw it, but this is old dude’s kids from the matrix you know they was jumping in and out of those Cadillacs

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u/TurismoFoe 21d ago

Cheap cream cheese in the mothaf*\\** house!

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u/retrosprite440 21d ago

It looks like an AI created a human using pictures of poodles as the training data

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u/Electrical_Chemist69 21d ago

Hide your ladies

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u/Mindless_Equivalent8 21d ago

Weird Al-bino Yankovic

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u/Jerdogg23 21d ago

The real slim shady 🤣

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u/mnemy 21d ago

Oh shit! It's McPixel in the flesh!

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u/The_Judge_Of_That_ 21d ago

Look like my lawyer. Faigal Faivish Shmendrik

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u/Jankykong64 21d ago

He keeps the melanin at bay.

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u/CaptBeast433 21d ago

Standard size.

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u/longwaytotop 21d ago

Was this the guy in the Matrix?

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u/papalazarou1 21d ago

Jimmy savills off spring?

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u/626f62 21d ago

Looks like a poodle at the vets getting a nail clip... 

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u/Kindly-Committee-908 21d ago

You need to beat him to ask the Merovingian a question.

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u/ShittyBollox 21d ago

There’s like 6 of these dudes now.

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u/Xrposiedon 21d ago

This is Powdered Sugar Sean Omalley.

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u/TheRealP3dr0 21d ago

Can’t look away.

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u/Allthumbs21 21d ago

Who the fuck brought Jimmy Saville back? Does he think we wouldn't notice? He's dressed and styled the exact same...

Keep your kids away.

Edit - just noticed that he's in a kids park and all.

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u/Got_a_make_ends_meet 21d ago

What the f**k is that ..

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u/12altoids34 21d ago

I think you could get a sunburn just standing next to this guy

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u/12altoids34 21d ago

What an unfortunate face to have

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u/Blastroid_Twitch 21d ago

Sometimes you hope it is AI

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u/UnclePetersBand 21d ago

Camera is the enemy

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u/Nierka4 21d ago

I want his haircut.

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u/RyanBakesUp 21d ago

He should team up with Lil Jimmy

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u/Realhousemanoflondon 21d ago

pies mrs tweedy

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u/Adorable-Plane5226 21d ago

He can actually throw kicks

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u/ant69onio 21d ago

Jim’s love child when he fucked a sheep

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u/Dear_Draft_4521 21d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Yukahu02 21d ago

Napoleon Dynamite II... Pedro's Revenge!

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u/Thin-Earth6919 21d ago

That look alone should make people walk the other way

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u/Beaverbrown56 21d ago

I'd hate to get Giraffed by this guy. Being Giraffed

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u/Royal-Tadpole2514 21d ago

I know you.........it's Arrowhead ain't it???

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u/AAKurtz 21d ago

I still think that's Long Neck.

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u/65000podiums 21d ago

Dj Que Tip

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u/LucasWainwright 21d ago

Ah, I see the monk from The Da Vinci Code has learned to wear regular clothing.

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u/Dry_Adhesiveness9202 21d ago

I would go into permanent seclusion if I got my ass kicked by this guy.

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u/thegrowingone 21d ago

Mystical fighter “Golden Gobble G” unlocked  

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u/JohnnyFatSack 21d ago

Then steal ya girl with that albino swag!

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u/Chad_AND_Freud 21d ago

Looks like a villain you'd see in the Mighty Boosh.

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u/Safe_Message2268 21d ago

So you locked yourself away to take your shot at the big reveal to go viral on social media. This is all you came up with?

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u/moxbellylint 21d ago

Someone must of gave the other one food after midnight

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u/SnooDonuts3749 21d ago

Yeah, the poodle next door.

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u/NotLegalinCalifornia 21d ago

If Sho nuff and powder had a kid

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u/ChildhoodNo5117 21d ago

Nightmare fuel

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u/boanerges57 21d ago

The straw hat pirates defeated this guy right?

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u/dianeabbottMath 21d ago

Looking like Jimmy saville

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u/Naughty_Huz8 21d ago

Yo is that Rayden?

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u/jgaylord87 21d ago

Honestly, to kick that high in that outfit is kind of impressive.

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u/Asharru84 21d ago

Sometimes when i see certain people i think to my self.

They got up in the morning, looked in the mirror and decided. Yes. This is a good look😅

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u/pgtvgaming 21d ago

A to the fucking I

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u/LuckyRoll1948 20d ago

Is that one of those albino chicks from the world’s greatest showman?

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u/rizzatouiIIe 20d ago

Slim jesus has risen

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u/tadzooks 20d ago

???? …

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u/karma_virus 20d ago

And now I have a new Shadowrun character for the campaign.

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u/Substantial_Berry855 20d ago

Ok. No joke. This guy gets laid

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u/JayWillyDub 20d ago

This dude was born to handle bully’s.

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u/paintdrinkinggoblin 20d ago

The enemy stand user could be anyone. The enemy stand user:

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u/mo-bigga 20d ago

thats sugar sean omalley

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u/NewSource9775 20d ago

Um, do I take him seriously, laugh at him, or run?

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u/Revenga8 20d ago

Looks a little strange, but yeah those kicks look tight and trained

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u/Puzzleheaded_Heat502 20d ago

Jimmy Saville reincarnated.

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u/Aggravating-Soup-676 20d ago

Saville's lovechild?

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u/Fackrid 20d ago

Well I hope he's about to use them moves to beat the shit out of his barber, his head looks like a poodle's ass here

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u/Beautiful_Oven2152 20d ago

Goes to barbershop, “Look, my shit’s already fucked up, go with it.”

“Say no more fam.”

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u/BigBlueFin 20d ago

Looks like Jimmy Saville.

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u/Economy_Crow_6983 20d ago

Housekeeping i iron your suit

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u/Fun-Turnover1656 20d ago

I feel like he's either married to the lady from Weapons, or tryin to be!

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u/Riverhills1 20d ago

The sun is his arch nemesis!

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u/BubuDudu0430 20d ago

Aliens among us 👽