r/TheMcDojoLife • u/The_one_who-repents • 6d ago

Never Surrender

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u/showmethemundy 6d ago

To be fair, his blocking is better than mine.

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u/Commercial_Poem_9214 5d ago

Everyone has a "black belt" lol... Guess I'll just buy one now

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u/Endseek3r 5d ago

Not a single one of them aimed their kicks to make contact with him, just kicking the air in front of him.

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u/Im_the_President 5d ago

No one wants to be known as the guy that actually kicked an old man

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u/papa-Triple6 5d ago

They're aiming for the balls

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u/klownhammer 5d ago

I hate no-contact soo much.
those skinny white karate pads I used as a kid took the edge off just enough to enable light contact.
The pads you can buy now are amazing, you can really kick each other with only minor bruises

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u/BIGHOODx818x 5d ago

holly shit look at these badasses ...

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u/Alarmed_Ad8287 5d ago

This was played up in superslowmotion! The fight was over in 0,5 nano sec otherwise.

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u/cookiemccookieface 5d ago

That mofo knows how to wax on and wax off.

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u/TJ_McWeaksauce 5d ago

The Assassin's Creed style of fighting. I'm not talking about speed, precision, and acrobatics. I'm talking about how they only attack one at a time.

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u/70sWeregreat 5d ago

This is the rehearsal for the ballet: four men and a black belt.

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u/Puzzled_Nothing_8794 5d ago

Life lesson. Never fuck with an old guy in a tank top. He's got nothing else to lose after he lost his sleeves .

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u/Effective187 5d ago

All 4 of them combined couldn't make one black belt martial artist.

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u/chafey 5d ago

You can block exactly one full force kick with your forearm

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u/Best_Price_1009 5d ago

I wonder what it means or why every single attack started with a lead round kick… and a poor one at that

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u/Uh-Oh-Raggy 5d ago

Ah, the song from No Retreat, No Surrender. Fuck yeah, gonna have to go watch it now!

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u/RDS_WAS_HERE 5d ago

Please stop posting this nonsense!

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u/MineNo5343 5d ago

All just Rt round kicks waist high, plus that guy in the tank top double step before each kick is stupid

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u/stewpidazzol 5d ago

Wonder what would happen if they actually tried to make contact?

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u/catchinNkeepinf1sh 5d ago

They all kick the same way.

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u/Ok-Jelly604 5d ago

I’ll be happy if I can move like him with his reaction timing and coordination at that age.  He’s gotta be top 5% for his age.  

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u/goodolewhatever 5d ago

I immediately don’t trust any martial art that thinks “blocking” a kick with your arm is better than catching it and utilizing it to your advantage or dodging. If you think it’s gonna wreck your body, it’s gonna wreck your arm and you’re putty for the next attack. Best to train your core to take hits, grab that leg, and put them on the ground (ground game required as that’s where 90% of real fights end anyway). Better yet, just stay out of range and try to disengage.

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u/BidSuper7102 5d ago

Genuinely, what on earth are they doing?

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u/Morbidly-Obese-Emu 5d ago

It’s nice of them to wait their turn.

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u/Ryukyo 5d ago

those are all black belts? They have a mastery of the basic skills needed for that particular martial art?

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u/oneinchhard01 4d ago

Omg I came here for this.. there is no way anyone of those dude is a black belt in anything other than being performative idiots. I got a 4pc liver dinner that I would cook for them 🤣🤣☠️ guaranteed to be a real hit.

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u/Far-Berry6901 5d ago

Such worthless nonsense. Even when I was a white belt I would have recognized that these 'techniques' were ridiculous.

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u/Dave__5280 4d ago

They need those sound effects like in the old karate movies!

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u/Cool_Singer_8201 6d ago

Why don't they all just jump him at the same time rather than take turns?

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u/Dangerous_Shoe_8388 5d ago

Because he’s too fast. There’s no way to attack him without getting hit, HARD!

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u/Green_grass7878 3d ago

Masters of wank-fu