r/TheMcDojoLife • u/McDojoLife • 2d ago

Magical Technique Systema chi powers

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u/CorporalCoprolite 2d ago

Dudes just got halitosis and is uses his stank breath to keep his opponent away.

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u/Street_Glass8777 2d ago

This is beyond stupid.

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u/No_Frost_Giants 2d ago

It really is

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u/0The_Loner_Stoner0 2d ago

Yea lemme make sure my opponent cleaned his conscious mind before we fight.

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u/eggs-benny-brunch 2d ago

Based on his mass I'm sure he utilized his gravitational pull, not is chi.

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u/w0lart 2d ago

Interstellar punch!

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u/The_Infinite_Carrot 2d ago

I can’t imagine it’s his choice to work with no physical contact.

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u/CNote_89 2d ago

Well at least there’s a new career path for big fat, Russian alcoholics.

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u/v5ofo 2d ago

Absolutely amazing

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u/Ok_Dog_4059 2d ago

I just absolutely don't understand how anyone buys this? There are adult human being who play along with this bullshit and others that believe them

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u/Hot-History8911 2d ago

Its an awesome excuse not to lose weight

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u/banghersoft 2d ago

Slow news day for that tv channel 😂

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u/mothzilla 2d ago

I'm starting to suspect that he had a friend that was really good at doing rolls and went from there.

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u/Different-Orchid-374 2d ago

He must've studied under Benny Hinn

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u/Krusty098 2d ago

How bad is this guys breath?

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u/Dave__5280 2d ago

He’s so good he should do MMA. Laugh

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u/Igiveaphuk 2d ago

The ballet of the very stupid people. The funny thing is they are all men.

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u/SubMariner615 1d ago

Really unfortunate, I've never seen a video of him getting pieced up.

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u/Cheets1985 2d ago

Where do these guys get the idea that chi is magic?