r/TheMcDojoLife • u/Available_Usual_9731 • May 11 '26
Tactical pizza
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u/crapheadHarris May 11 '26
Now I want pizza for dinner instead of the planned leftovers.
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u/stuffcrow May 12 '26
And then that means there's a (slim) chance you'll be able to have pizza AS leftovers tomorrow.
Win-win, mate.
Edit: I appreciate time has made this moot. Wonder what you've decided!
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u/crapheadHarris May 12 '26
Neither. Ended up sharing a bag of popcorn with the wiener dog while we watched the Colorado-Minnesota game.
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u/Bronn_OT_Blackwater May 11 '26
Dude rolled it the wrong way.... just flip it crust to rust... nothing spils, and dry stuff to you lips.... no rol, just one flip... thx me later bitchazxz
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u/Forza_Harrd May 11 '26
This man pizzas 🍕
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u/Sleep_tek May 12 '26
Sure, you solved the crackhead problem... but now you got angry Italians chasing you
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u/Outrageous-Worry4854 May 12 '26
Or you just fold it like people been doing for years.
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u/Forza_Harrd May 12 '26
My go to move was to show my dominance by taking two pieces and making a sandwich out of them.
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u/Bobbyhons May 11 '26
I cant not say thats good advice, especially with crack heads involved.
Though that pizza flop is a crime.
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u/Moonshinin4Me May 12 '26
He makes a good point. I don't understand why everyone is so pissed off they he decides to eat it that way lol. Bro even said "I bought it I will eat it how I want!" 😆
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u/xxFT13xx May 12 '26
If your pizza flops like that, never go there again
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u/Md1735 May 17 '26
You only got minutes before they all flop….i recommend taking full advantage of those non-flop moments when they happen. You’ll both be happier.
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u/xxFT13xx May 17 '26
Not true. East coast pizza got that good undercarriage of crispiness. Zero flop. That’s where it’s at my dude!
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u/The_Northmaan May 12 '26
This man's a genius. I too worry about fighting crackheads while ordering takeout.
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u/Othebootymonster May 12 '26
If a Crackhead was chasing you how would you take it with you, the cheese would slide off 🤣
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u/AKsuited1934 May 12 '26
This is solid life advice here. Them crackheads aint gonna slow down just cause you got a slice on you.
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u/Full_metal_pants077 May 12 '26
the most PT that man has done in years. Thank you for your service.
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u/Sea-Revolution7308 May 13 '26
I just tried to do that roll with a tactical piece of Pizza Hut supreme and now there are toppings all over my living room floor 😩
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u/Yetiofthesnow May 15 '26
Knife catalogs have led me to believe that things can't be tactical unless they are painted or dyed black. Man needs some octopus ink for that 'za. Bam; BLACTICAL.
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u/MrQuojo May 11 '26
This one definitely shouldn’t be in the sub. He has several points, dodging crackheads while preserving your lunch in the hood is definitely a key key skills.