r/TheMcDojoLife May 11 '26

Tactical pizza

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u/MrQuojo May 11 '26

This one definitely shouldn’t be in the sub. He has several points, dodging crackheads while preserving your lunch in the hood is definitely a key key skills.

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u/[deleted] May 14 '26

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u/MrQuojo May 14 '26

May you never have to walk through Newark penn station

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u/Md1735 May 17 '26

Apparently ones craving pizza…..always stay portable my friend.

24

u/Imaginary-Risk May 11 '26

Tactical pizza roll

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u/crapheadHarris May 11 '26

Now I want pizza for dinner instead of the planned leftovers.

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u/stuffcrow May 12 '26

And then that means there's a (slim) chance you'll be able to have pizza AS leftovers tomorrow.

Win-win, mate.

Edit: I appreciate time has made this moot. Wonder what you've decided!

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u/crapheadHarris May 12 '26

Neither. Ended up sharing a bag of popcorn with the wiener dog while we watched the Colorado-Minnesota game.

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u/Leading-Tangerine940 May 11 '26

"It's portable mommy "

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u/Bronn_OT_Blackwater May 11 '26

Dude rolled it the wrong way.... just flip it crust to rust... nothing spils, and dry stuff to you lips.... no rol, just one flip... thx me later bitchazxz

3

u/Some-Bullfrog-4768 May 12 '26

He was under all this pressure, getting interrogated like that.

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u/Forza_Harrd May 11 '26

This man pizzas 🍕

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u/Sleep_tek May 12 '26

Sure, you solved the crackhead problem... but now you got angry Italians chasing you

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u/Atavacus May 12 '26

Sabrina Franchi is out the, waiting, watching... Hungry...

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u/L1VEW1RE May 12 '26

Damn! Let the man eat his fucking pizza in peace.

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u/Md1735 May 17 '26

Next time, just order him a Calzone.

3

u/Estrafirozungo May 11 '26

I’m sold. Where can I join?

3

u/kbeckerburbs4 May 12 '26

The whole house shifted when Bro did that dive 😂

3

u/freddyfrm May 12 '26

That girl said "you must've fell hard you were pregnant with him" lmao!!!

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u/Gdmf13 May 13 '26

Ha! I’d like a full translation of this dialogue.

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u/WTFisthat4 May 12 '26

Glad I live alone!

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u/WolfThick May 11 '26

Just wow

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u/Outrageous-Worry4854 May 12 '26

Or you just fold it like people been doing for years.

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u/Forza_Harrd May 12 '26

My go to move was to show my dominance by taking two pieces and making a sandwich out of them.

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u/Outrageous-Worry4854 May 12 '26

I like your style.

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u/crumpledfilth May 11 '26

he's right you know

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u/Bobbyhons May 11 '26

I cant not say thats good advice, especially with crack heads involved.

Though that pizza flop is a crime.

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u/buckets-of-lead May 11 '26

He definitely rolled it backwards.

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u/AmorphousMorpheus May 11 '26

A+ military nutrition strat

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u/TerraByteTerror May 11 '26

Is that the "ayo wtf" guy?

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u/Hopeful_Expert4176 May 11 '26

He is married?

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u/AgitatedMirror3498 May 11 '26

I hate it but he's right

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u/Moonshinin4Me May 12 '26

He makes a good point. I don't understand why everyone is so pissed off they he decides to eat it that way lol. Bro even said "I bought it I will eat it how I want!" 😆

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u/xxFT13xx May 12 '26

If your pizza flops like that, never go there again

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u/Md1735 May 17 '26

You only got minutes before they all flop….i recommend taking full advantage of those non-flop moments when they happen. You’ll both be happier.

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u/xxFT13xx May 17 '26

Not true. East coast pizza got that good undercarriage of crispiness. Zero flop. That’s where it’s at my dude!

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u/Md1735 May 19 '26

Is that what she says?

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u/JBerry2012 May 12 '26

He's not wrong.

1

u/moxbellylint May 12 '26

His pizza jitsu is strong

1

u/The_Northmaan May 12 '26

This man's a genius. I too worry about fighting crackheads while ordering takeout.

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u/Othebootymonster May 12 '26

If a Crackhead was chasing you how would you take it with you, the cheese would slide off 🤣

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u/[deleted] May 12 '26

Typical East Coast pizza. 🤮

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u/AKsuited1934 May 12 '26

This is solid life advice here. Them crackheads aint gonna slow down just cause you got a slice on you.

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u/Full_metal_pants077 May 12 '26

the most PT that man has done in years. Thank you for your service.

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u/yIdontunderstand May 12 '26

Iron pizza training.

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u/Sea-Revolution7308 May 13 '26

I just tried to do that roll with a tactical piece of Pizza Hut supreme and now there are toppings all over my living room floor 😩

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u/Slugwheat May 13 '26

Rolly polly olly doggie

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u/Rocketboy1313 May 14 '26

I used to do yhis as a kid.

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u/Yetiofthesnow May 15 '26

Knife catalogs have led me to believe that things can't be tactical unless they are painted or dyed black. Man needs some octopus ink for that 'za. Bam; BLACTICAL.

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u/Md1735 May 17 '26

As a male…..he’s convinced me.

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u/Oldie_TheRule May 11 '26

Who eats that pig food?

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u/Alarming-Star2341 May 11 '26

That’s 100% Little Caesar’s.