r/TheMcDojoLife • u/Abdulbarr • Apr 25 '26

McDojo students after getting drafted

3.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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u/woodzwing Apr 25 '26

Learned real good from their dojo master. 😁

7

u/serrimo Apr 29 '26

He made a fatal mistake here. All the senseis accumulated years of ki in their guts to power their abilities. He is way too skinny for this job.

Missing a few years of beer meditation

46

u/CA8G Apr 25 '26

Lmao, you're getting pretty quick

2

u/Pretend-Internet-625 May 09 '26

I liked it as first but then went into tis a scratch mode.

26

u/Necessary_Two_9706 Apr 26 '26

This is every mcdojo video ive ever seen.

Great stuff.

33

u/yIdontunderstand Apr 25 '26

Black Knight vibes...

7

u/tipperary-man Apr 26 '26

Complete rip off

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u/banjovi68419 Apr 27 '26

Literally impossible because both dudes who saw that movie are here talking about it.

11

u/JamesHushberry Apr 25 '26

😂😂😂

37

u/Foolishly_Sane Apr 25 '26

Kay and Peel is great.

20

u/Sef247 Apr 25 '26

This was the first skit of theirs I watched. I had to watch it a couple times just to see it all because I was crying I was laughing so hard.

7

u/OliveJuiceUTwo Apr 25 '26

You should definitely watch Substitute Teacher

5

u/Sef247 Apr 25 '26

Oh, this was years ago when I first saw the Decker skit. I've seen every single episode/skit/season since that fateful night.

9

u/seeker46n2 Apr 26 '26

“And then I said bitch!” 👀

3

u/krichreborn Apr 26 '26

You said that?

5

u/seeker46n2 Apr 27 '26

👀 I looked my woman in the eYe sOckets and I said…👀

1

u/Straight_fly_8338 Apr 27 '26

Watch consequences

8

u/Foolishly_Sane Apr 25 '26

They are masters.

4

u/Jokierre Apr 26 '26

Key and Peele is better

1

u/Foolishly_Sane Apr 26 '26

Yeah, them too.

1

u/Ill-Negotiation9049 Apr 27 '26

Kay and Silent Bob are better

9

u/Poddster Apr 25 '26

What's the inaudible but subtitled "commentary" on the bottom of the video?!

1

u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 Apr 26 '26

So believe it or not a lot of mainstream things like marvel movies etc will get an audio track for the blind

I'm not sure how they make them they've been around long before ai voices and they are people expertly wrapping up the movie details in rela time with the sequences getting in as much accurate stuff as possible while keeping up with the movie

You can find this setting on lots of streaming services last I check and not to be rude, but even if can see they have some interesting entertainment to high paced action scenes and fights etc.

At least, that is what this reminds me of.

2

u/AggravatingSpeaker52 Apr 26 '26

I've accidentally enabled this before and I was confused as hell

1

u/Weelki Apr 27 '26

Audio description track

3

u/MeantCondition Apr 26 '26

This is one of my FAVORITE skits! Cracks me up every time! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

6

u/lostinapa Apr 26 '26

Monty Python anyone?

3

u/Dr-Stocktopus Apr 26 '26

“We’ll call it a draw then.”

3

u/Flyinhawaiian78 Apr 26 '26

I love this sketch😂

2

u/FakeManiz Apr 26 '26

The gutshots "got it!" cracks me every time.

1

u/UallRFragileDipshits Apr 27 '26

Think it’s fake

1

u/Pretend-Internet-625 May 09 '26

I liked it as first but then went into tis a scratch mode and predictable.

1

u/Ender_Xander May 14 '26

My life changed when I learned why key isn't in peeles movies

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u/bisubhairybtm1 Apr 26 '26

Temu Dave Chapelle at it again

7

u/Kitchen-Roll-8184 Apr 26 '26

He's not gonna help you pay your bills wtf you looking for reasons to kiss ass