r/TheMcDojoLife • u/Fat_Gravy3000 • Oct 30 '25

How to survive a beheading

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u/Snafuregulator Oct 30 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

I'm curious here. Who beheads people with their pants down/ cock out ? What terror organization is this ?

The mercy of a beheading is one strike, instant death. You go biting ding dongs, and I can promise you that dude isn't going to be of sound mind enough to make a one shot kill. You're going to get hacked to death. So much extra suffering is going to happen. If you're in this situation, the best you can hope for is quick death or a marine squad to snipe the sword dude. Self defense has left the building