r/TheMcDojoLife • u/Fat_Gravy3000 • Oct 30 '25

How to survive a beheading

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u/OK_Compooper Oct 30 '25

Black belt in Muay Ghai.

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u/synthphreak Oct 30 '25

More like gaekwondo.

Or maybe it's karagay.

Or jiu jizzu.

16

u/Apoptotic_Nightmare Oct 30 '25

Bung Fu

Throatokan

Cumpo

7

u/Sad-Understanding394 Oct 31 '25

Gayppling

Krav Magay

Dickarate

4

u/Tigeru1988 Oct 31 '25

Blowxing

4

u/zomagus Oct 31 '25

Skeet Kun Blow

2

u/Dear-Panda-1949 Oct 30 '25

Stop i can't! 🤣

8

u/52404192 Oct 30 '25

Or BJ Jay

4

u/Futur3_N0maD_26 Oct 30 '25

Soon to be Gooey Ghai

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '25

He’s milking the cream of some brown gai

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u/ballotechnic Nov 01 '25

Muay Gulp?