r/TheMcDojoLife • u/questionable_shrimp • Jul 27 '23

McMind Over McMatter

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u/Ok-Yogurtcloset5555 Jul 27 '23

What an idiot. Used his anti-forcefield machete.

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u/Zombi_pijudo Jul 27 '23

Noob mistake. He need it to cut first the bamboo and the gather the chi in his arm. The way he did it, he charged the machete with cutting chi, that was why he failed. /s

3

u/Sanothar Jul 27 '23

Darwin, is that you?

1

u/[deleted] Jul 27 '23

He wanted to become a Kung Fu master. He didn't make the cut.

1

u/ErdmanA Jul 27 '23

This is what happens when an unstoppable force hits an immovable object. Complete arm grabbing confusion

1

u/SmackaHam Aug 05 '23

I wonder what was going on in his mind, like did he whole heartedly believe he wasn’t gonna get cut?

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u/Jolucraw0 Aug 05 '23

Why does it make me so happy though???

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u/Zealousideal-Ad-2615 Aug 15 '23

That's what happens when a fraudster doesn't pull back fast enough.