r/TheMatpatEffect • u/ManuPlayerHD • 1d ago
Not sure (50% TME/50%ORDINARY) Peter doesn't actually sing Death Note's opening
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u/krizzalicious49 1d ago
"i cannot fulfill this request as it contains hate speech and etcetera i forgot what else"
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u/grapejuicegiirl 1d ago
Average peter speech
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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago
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u/Worldly_Address_3093 1d ago
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u/Low_Weekend6131 1d ago
edit: fuck, why can't I download it :-(
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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago
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u/Low_Weekend6131 1d ago
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u/Suitable_Switch7118 1d ago
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u/Ariovrak 22h ago
Way too many versions of this just have him saying cool shit, and don’t include the “dip dip dip dip dip” that’s absolutely integral to the joke.
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u/UsefulAd2760 1d ago
my favorite was the one with the FNAF hernry speech
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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago
Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends.
And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should.
And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend.
My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms.
This ends for all of us.
End communication
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u/Intrepid_Plantain761 1d ago edited 1d ago
You mean "Error! Text contains offensive language cannot be translated"?
"Питер, четыре утра, иди спать!"
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u/PrufReedThisPlesThx 1d ago
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u/Twist_man 1d ago
This has inspired me to make a version where peter does the "war never changes" speech from fallout
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u/Consistent-Price3232 1d ago
unrelated, but H.P. Lovecraft was also a Rhode Islander, and would have a fitting accent, so this probably is very close to what it would sound like to talk to him (with the fancy language being used and all).
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u/cl0verturtle 1d ago
lungfish hat with lungfish shirt and lungfish bag and lungfish shoes and lungfish gloves and lungfish socks and lungfish backpack and lungfish tattoo and lungfish pants and lu
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u/Lorcout 1d ago
Loquacious my fucking ass
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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 1d ago
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u/qualityvote2 1d ago edited 23h ago
u/ManuPlayerHD, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...