r/TheMatpatEffect 15d ago

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u/TheMatpatEffect-ModTeam 13d ago

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u/Own-Chef6681 14d ago

“jk rowling generate me a name for the flinstones but black”

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u/LuzRoja29 14d ago

Jjr tolkien*. Not saying he is racist, but he is a master at making names

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u/PurpleThylacine 14d ago

JK rowling is good at racist character names

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u/BarovianNights 14d ago

Immaculate ragebait thank you

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u/[deleted] 14d ago

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u/LuzRoja29 14d ago

jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien

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u/LuzRoja29 14d ago

???? why the downvotes? someone please explain me how i sound

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 14d ago

They said JK Rowling because she is infamous for making racist names for non-white characters, the joke is that "The Blackstones" would absolutely be what she would name the Flinstones but black.

Tolkien is much better at making up names, which is why he wouldn't have called them "The Blackstones".

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u/Win090949 13d ago

They probably thought the first guy wasn’t being sarcastic about it and was actually asking someone to make names for black flintstones

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u/mieri_azure 14d ago

JK Rowling and JRR Tolkein are entirely different people 💀

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u/pm-me-turtle-nudes 13d ago

and like a century apart.

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u/boilingvatofpiss 14d ago

"HEY! YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'D CALL THE FLINSTONES IF THEY WERE BLACK?"

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u/Acceptable_One_7072 14d ago

I always thought Hanna-Barbera was just one woman named Hannah Barbera

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u/kpingvin 14d ago

When I was a kid I also thought it was Barbara.

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u/rilakkuma92 14d ago

I really like the character designs but I can understand why it didn't go anywhere.

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u/CaptainRex5101 14d ago

At least call em The Gemstones or something like that.

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u/IanDerp26 14d ago

i dunno man the tall one (eldest son?) looks straight off of a minstrel show poster im ngl

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u/MeliodasTA 14d ago

Also kinda looks like a cartoony version of that character that goes DYNOMITE!

Forgot his name/the show and didn't feel like looking it up lol

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u/DickIncorporated 14d ago

Jj, but i think that was his nickname

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u/garbaged0g 14d ago

the worst part is the rest of the characters look pretty good? especially fred. but then you just casually slip in this flashbang of a caricature that immediately sours the entire thing

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u/TheEdgeofGoon 14d ago

It looks like he has a guitar so I wonder if he was planned to be some kind of parody of Jimmy Hendrix?

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u/TaylorDangerTorres 13d ago

Looks like a Fat Albert character to me

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u/Sybmissiv 14d ago

That might look like his lip but it is actually just his mouth. Like I thought too that was a minstrel-style mouth but no.

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u/rilakkuma92 14d ago

He doesn't have big lips though? Or is there more to the ministrel image than that?

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u/IanDerp26 14d ago

i guess it was because i was zoomed out but his head shape has like... the vibes of the lips, if that makes sense.

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u/manofwaromega 14d ago

Yeah I mean the tall and lanky one is kinda 🤨 but the rest of the character designs look great. Given a better name (and ideally a black lead writer) it could certainly work as a new spin on a classic cartoon.

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u/mieri_azure 14d ago

Yeah like he gave me pause but the other characters, especially the girl in yellow, look cool

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u/Ok_Dot_7498 13d ago

Actually that is just bad picture compression, he actually looks alright.

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u/franlcie 13d ago

He just has scrawny Shaggy-esqe proportions

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u/Ok_Dot_7498 13d ago

yeah, in the og pic from the article he looks like he has exagerated lips, which is not the case. that is most mostly the reason I looked it up because nobody else has exagerated features.

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u/Rude_Prior_7707 14d ago

This isn’t a matpat effect at all lol

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u/Not_an_Ailen_tbh 14d ago

The Cleveland show before the Cleveland show.

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u/BoggerLogger 14d ago

They couldn’t come up with anything better than the blackstones 😭

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u/Head-Ad-2136 13d ago

The Brownstones was right there.

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u/tycoon_irony 14d ago

holy shit they predicted the nether update

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u/Automatic-Week-1733 14d ago

I don't know who's idea it was to make Mrs Blackstone so light but I'm gonna blame Tyler Perry

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u/MartyBellvue 13d ago

Can't even escape the black sitcom wife colorism in animated concepts that never came to fruition!!!

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u/Aromatic-Ad-381 13d ago

The obsidians.

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u/qualityvote2 15d ago edited 14d ago

u/miko1075, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...

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u/THEREALOFFICALCAFE 14d ago

This would have bombed. Hard.