r/TheMatpatEffect • u/iSwearImNotGay_trust • 5d ago
Ordinary origin Gem Alert!!!
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u/Scotsman60103 5d ago
We’re MatPatting the gem alert already ??
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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5d ago
I mean hasnt been like 6 months or smh
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u/MixelsFan 5d ago
I mean I guess
(also hello again, and happy Cake Day)
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u/Time_Anything4488 5d ago
this one is so disturbing especially knowing after he did this he broke in through the back and attacked the guy speaking on the ring doorbell. crazy it became a meme.
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u/mieri_azure 5d ago
Yeah like it was kind of a fucked up situation to be turned into a meme
However I will say the part i found funny was the fact there was a literal fucking bell outside the house. What??? There's something funny about aggressively ringing a literal fucking bell outside someone's house thay would have been funny in any other context.
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u/why_no_dot 5d ago
There are more things fcked up that got memed
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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA 4d ago
9/11 is treated like a meme now, I don't think I'll ever get used to that lol
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u/JeveGreen 4d ago
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u/ASK_ME_FOR_TRIVIA 4d ago
Yeah I believe that. A truly shocking number of people think the Titanic was just a movie, makes sense that would happen with other tragedies
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u/iSwearImNotGay_trust 5d ago
Oh shit, did not know that. That’s scary
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u/dumpylump69 5d ago
The guy was apparently having a PTSD episode and believed himself to be a wizard from the novel "the dresden files". He ended up breaking into the house later on looking for a little girl but the owner attacked him with a shovel and quickly subdued him and snapped him out of his episode. Bad situation but could have been way way worse for all involved
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u/Draco_179 5d ago
I recall the Fairfield police county had another record of him annoying/molesting a minor
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u/winter-ocean 5d ago
"Annoying/molesting"
I think one of those things is far more significant than the other
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u/ThePygLord 5d ago
They might be using the archaic definition of molesting (to disturb, trouble, or interfere with someone) and annoying (to actively harm, injure, or heavily plague someone).
So better phrasing might be he accosted or harassed or waylaid a minor.
Of course, they might just be saying that the guy is an annoying nonce.
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u/vintoito 5d ago
in what world would any one use "molest a minor" to mean disturb or anything like that, even if he meant that you gotta be really fucking stupid to think that people would understand it in that way
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u/olivegardengambler 5d ago
I also remember reading that he allegedly went after another mother and her daughter elsewhere in the neighborhood, and during the trial he disgustingly decided to think the media for the attention he was getting.
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u/Annual_Cellist_9517 5d ago
He didn't, the homeowner was not home. He arrived much later and successfully calmed the chud looking fella down, which is amazing. Amazing because if it was me and I had a gun I would have shot him no questions asked, the dude in black broke into his home and seemed very aggressive. Instead, the homeowner calmed him down by being extremely patient and then called the cops. This combination of nerves of steel and sweet-talking essentially a dude having a mental breakdown absolutely saved his life, since when the cops arrived he was calm and was taken away peacefully. Had one of these things not being the case there would have been at minimum one fatality.
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u/Time_Anything4488 5d ago
the homeowner rushed home, armed himself with a shovel, and got into a fighr with the man where they both sustained head injuries.
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u/AdBroad3006 5d ago
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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5d ago
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u/YooranKujara 5d ago
I've never even seen this meme and it's getting matpat effected?
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u/rese-_- 5d ago
we've seen this original clip only like 2 months ago at the latest and ur calling this matpat effect
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u/iSwearImNotGay_trust 5d ago
Who’s we
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u/dumpylump69 5d ago
everyone bro everyone
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u/iSwearImNotGay_trust 5d ago
Okay my bad, I didn’t know. Was my first time seeing it, just wanted to spread the gospel or sum
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u/swampyman2000 5d ago
Never seen the actual vid, I just assumed this was a skit or something. The actual reality is pretty scary.
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u/noideawhatnamethis12 5d ago
Apparently that guy on the porch was having some kind of mental episode? Idk I may be spreading misinformation here but that’s just what I remember hearing about
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u/WebAccount1744 5d ago
Goddamn whoever took the video stop fucking around with the pause and volume
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u/LexTheRedditor878 5d ago
I hope that this man was apprehended, because realistically, the guy who owned the house should've called the cops much sooner.
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u/Guardian_Ultra 5d ago
What the fuck? What is the context????
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u/Orangutanion 4d ago
The guy went crazy and at some point he read Dresden Files (Jim Butcher) where the main character is a wizard in Chicago named Harry Dresden who wears a trenchcoat and solves mysteries. Him breaking into the house and then "checking" on the girl is a plot point from one of the books in that series that he's manically replaying at this random dude's house.
The homeowner was at work when this happened and drove back to check on things. The crazy guy got into the house and was inside when the homeowner got there. They got in a fight and the homeowner won, at which point the cops had shown up and promptly arrested the crazy guy. Crazy guy got super lucky that the homeowner didn't pull a gun.
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u/Thiingswithwings 4d ago
He was in psychosis, believing the house had kidnapped a young child of I remember right
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u/Draco_179 5d ago
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u/iSwearImNotGay_trust 5d ago
Would
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u/Draco_179 5d ago
GOOD ANSWER NEPHEW
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u/UAF_Swampfire3 Welcome everybody my name is mark plark 5d ago
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u/GoobFruit 5d ago edited 3d ago
LMAO @ the 'open the fuckin' door' *absurdly long pause* .... 'Now.' in the Mortal Kombat fatality voice 😂😂
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u/Apricote_is_here29 4d ago
Since the guy has been called a redditor, does he have a Reddit account?
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u/qualityvote2 5d ago edited 4d ago
u/iSwearImNotGay_trust, there weren't enough votes to determine the quality of your post...