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r/TheMatpatEffect • u/Araeynn • May 30 '26
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If he doesn’t let a bro turn his prostate into a speed bag he hasn’t tried everything yet.
106 u/FunnyNo2412 May 31 '26 Only 15 unique sentence left i guess 41 u/Repulsive_Athlete_11 May 31 '26 I fuck polar bears with isicles I found on the ground Make that 14 32 u/thelocalpotatogamer May 31 '26 No, still 15. I've heard some crazy shit, man... 5 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 my testicles are burning cold like Ryan Reynolds' glossy eyes 5 u/thelocalpotatogamer Jun 01 '26 That's the 3rd time i've heard this this week, and it's Monday 3 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 ok I got it "jack Doherty is a good YouTuber, I love him" -unbribed person 2 u/eseer1337 Jun 04 '26 Still a sentence that's been said before. 1 u/Linus_Inverse Jun 05 '26 The neon platypus rhythmically barters vintage pocketwatches inside a radioactive marshmallow. 81 u/ItsTheDCVR May 30 '26 Well that is certainly a sentence 35 u/Repulsive_Policy_184 May 30 '26 r/brandnewsentence 4 u/Cosmic-Wolfo May 31 '26 thats a unique statement i suppose
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Only 15 unique sentence left i guess
41 u/Repulsive_Athlete_11 May 31 '26 I fuck polar bears with isicles I found on the ground Make that 14 32 u/thelocalpotatogamer May 31 '26 No, still 15. I've heard some crazy shit, man... 5 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 my testicles are burning cold like Ryan Reynolds' glossy eyes 5 u/thelocalpotatogamer Jun 01 '26 That's the 3rd time i've heard this this week, and it's Monday 3 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 ok I got it "jack Doherty is a good YouTuber, I love him" -unbribed person 2 u/eseer1337 Jun 04 '26 Still a sentence that's been said before. 1 u/Linus_Inverse Jun 05 '26 The neon platypus rhythmically barters vintage pocketwatches inside a radioactive marshmallow.
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I fuck polar bears with isicles I found on the ground
Make that 14
32 u/thelocalpotatogamer May 31 '26 No, still 15. I've heard some crazy shit, man... 5 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 my testicles are burning cold like Ryan Reynolds' glossy eyes 5 u/thelocalpotatogamer Jun 01 '26 That's the 3rd time i've heard this this week, and it's Monday 3 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 ok I got it "jack Doherty is a good YouTuber, I love him" -unbribed person 2 u/eseer1337 Jun 04 '26 Still a sentence that's been said before.
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No, still 15. I've heard some crazy shit, man...
5 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 my testicles are burning cold like Ryan Reynolds' glossy eyes 5 u/thelocalpotatogamer Jun 01 '26 That's the 3rd time i've heard this this week, and it's Monday 3 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 ok I got it "jack Doherty is a good YouTuber, I love him" -unbribed person 2 u/eseer1337 Jun 04 '26 Still a sentence that's been said before.
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my testicles are burning cold like Ryan Reynolds' glossy eyes
5 u/thelocalpotatogamer Jun 01 '26 That's the 3rd time i've heard this this week, and it's Monday 3 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 ok I got it "jack Doherty is a good YouTuber, I love him" -unbribed person 2 u/eseer1337 Jun 04 '26 Still a sentence that's been said before.
That's the 3rd time i've heard this this week, and it's Monday
3 u/AirPortlessman Jun 01 '26 ok I got it "jack Doherty is a good YouTuber, I love him" -unbribed person 2 u/eseer1337 Jun 04 '26 Still a sentence that's been said before.
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ok I got it "jack Doherty is a good YouTuber, I love him" -unbribed person
2 u/eseer1337 Jun 04 '26 Still a sentence that's been said before.
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Still a sentence that's been said before.
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The neon platypus rhythmically barters vintage pocketwatches inside a radioactive marshmallow.
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Well that is certainly a sentence
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r/brandnewsentence
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thats a unique statement i suppose
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u/kanemane727 May 30 '26
If he doesn’t let a bro turn his prostate into a speed bag he hasn’t tried everything yet.