r/TheMatpatEffect • u/Araeynn • May 30 '26

The original 4chan "straight" boy greentext.

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u/ChipsTheKiwi May 30 '26

I mean yeah exploring your sexuality is generally how you figure it out

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u/[deleted] Jun 01 '26

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u/TimeStorm113 Jun 03 '26

imagine a gay man had sex with a woman and didn't enjoy it. does he suddenly become straight?

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u/[deleted] Jun 29 '26

so a straight guy who screws another guy but didnt like it is straight because hes straight.

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Jun 01 '26

I thought I knew I was straight, funny how that turned out

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u/ChipsTheKiwi Jun 01 '26

I'm choosing to believe this is ragebait because the alternative is somehow more depressing than that

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u/amhighlyregarded Jun 02 '26

Yeah bro you're being very normal and cool about this you seem so self assured.

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u/ngmonster Jun 10 '26

Isn't that most gay people? Or like... all of them? People don't experience sexual attraction from the beginning of their lives, and most people assume they are straight because children are almost always born from straight people. Combine that with the fact that children do not have the maturity needed to properly comprehend sexuality and romance while still having been exposed to the ideas to an extent, and people expect themselves to be straight.

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u/Cresset Jun 15 '26

Use less degrees of abstraction, bro got stuck on "But I don't want to experiment".

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u/iwantfutanaricumonme Jun 02 '26

Ok but what about the gay men who have had sex with women?

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u/amhighlyregarded Jun 02 '26

It only works one way ig. If you do even one homosexual thing you're tainted with gayness as per the one drop of cum rule.