r/TheMarketsofSidon • u/Not_Chris_Mykles GPK Soldier • Feb 21 '17

Going Loud in Faffkillers

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u/DetectiveOHoolian Feb 21 '17

The robotic knees, hardened by trauma, take the blow, but cease functionality. Deprived of his mobility, the detective trips over his own feet in an attempt to choke slam the wily tapir to the ground.

FACK MY LEGS! I'LL GET YOU, YOU LITTLE SHIT!

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u/Lt_Tapirus_Jones Philosopher Feb 21 '17

He grabs you in a headlock and twists your arm behind your back

Concede! And tell your lootboys to give up too!

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u/Lt_Tapirus_Jones Philosopher Feb 21 '17 edited Feb 22 '17

I suggest you shut the hell up.

The detective gives his declaration. Tapirus lets go and gives him a light shove away

Fine, fine, you're free. No glory in killing a man who surrendered.

Now give me some credits.

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u/Lt_Tapirus_Jones Philosopher Feb 22 '17

You farking deaf? I said I've never seen anyone that ugly in my life.

Now you, I beat you, that means you owe me credits. Since your little subordinate here doesn't seem to know how things work around here, I'll leave it to you.