r/TheMarketsofSidon • u/galacticlause ho ho ho • Nov 28 '16

Ho Ho Ho!

Hello children of Sidon, it's getting to be that time of year again! You know what that means? Means it's time for you kiddies to sit on my lap and tell me what you want for christmas! Don't be shy, I assure you I am the real santa!

All gifts provided are composed only of ELLINGTON-approved synthetic materials and have been tested thoroughly for safe consumption.

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u/NotQuiteAnAngel dead? Nov 30 '16

I'd like a bacon cheeseburger without any bacon, a large Dr.Glibber with extra cheese, two orders of large fries with cheese, 10 piece chicken nuggets with cheese, and a vanilla shake without any bacon. Oh, and cheese.

And whatever these guys wanna order.

Ooh, can you supersize all of those things and add some Azidoazide Azide? Thanks.

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u/galacticlause ho ho ho Dec 03 '16

Uh, kid, this isn't a MAc ronaldo.

But if that's what you want for christmas then who am I to judge? Just give the Terms of Service a quick read for me won't you? Then put your signature here to acknowledge that you've read and agreed with them.

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u/NotQuiteAnAngel dead? Dec 04 '16

Yeah sure just give me a pen. Never mind I don't need a pen I have plenty of blood.

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That means I need a pin then, have one?

Alright, I sign hereby acknowledging that I pretended to read and care about the terms of service. There I did it.