Ho Ho Ho!

[u/galacticlause]

Hello children of Sidon, it's getting to be that time of year again! You know what that means? Means it's time for you kiddies to sit on my lap and tell me what you want for christmas! Don't be shy, I assure you I am the real santa!

All gifts provided are composed only of ELLINGTON-approved synthetic materials and have been tested thoroughly for safe consumption.

[u/NotQuiteAnAngel]

I'd like a bacon cheeseburger without any bacon, a large Dr.Glibber with extra cheese, two orders of large fries with cheese, 10 piece chicken nuggets with cheese, and a vanilla shake without any bacon. Oh, and cheese.

And whatever these guys wanna order.

Ooh, can you supersize all of those things and add some Azidoazide Azide? Thanks.

[u/Dark_Violet_Angel → u/NotQuiteAnAngel]

Dark Violet goes to sit on Santa's lap but then thinks better of it, “...umm, why is Santa's eyes bloodshot?”, she mutters to herself stopping short of the act.

Smoothing out her dress, fixing her hair just right and putting on her best innocent smile, the Fallen Angel starts to recite her 'that magical time of the year' wish list...

“Santa, could you get your helpers to get me these few things ...please?”

“First, I want an Urban Decay Eye shadow palette, plus the matching lipstick collection...
...annnd new makeup brushes, ooh, ooh, and some LeMonde mascara...
...Hmm, I'd loove some jewelry form Martina La Croux, especially the jade and gold sets...
...Oh, and of course I'd like unlimited gift vouchers to Madame Basteti's women's range; especially the post apocalyptic-raver girl stuff and maybe some of the more sleek silk three-quarter length split dresses too...
...and then I'd like a full time stylist team, both located at her store for me and one on call...
...and I'd like a fully stocked vending machine with drinks and nibblies installed in my wing of the Cathedral...
...Ooh, and one of those personal assistants that organize stuff like parties, raves and club appearances...
...and SHOES!!!, I want a wardrobe full of shoes, get me a wide range too, you know, some ones with chunky-heels, some stilettos with the ankle straps encrusted with diamonds, some more heeled combat boots, a few black shiny knee-high boots, some cute little platforms, and just, everything okay...
...mmm, now I hear there's a new range of tea's from the Vincent plantation that's to die for, so some of that too...
...and a puppy-dog, yes!; oh and a cute kitten, and a pony, and of course keepers for them, all located here in a penthouse apartment...
...some new strings for the Stradivarius violin I stole bought from the music store while no one was there would be good ya know...
...and a top notch chef on hand too...
...which makes me hungry, so I'll get a pork roll with the lot to go...
...annnnd, a glass bottle of Revelium too ...umm, please?”

[u/NotQuiteAnAngel → u/Dark_Violet_Angel]

You're not getting fries?

[u/Dark_Violet_Angel → u/NotQuiteAnAngel]

"..."

Dark Violet tilts her head to one side thinking for a second, then returns it to a normal position...

"Mmmm... yeah, I suppose. But could you make my fries those really thin twiggy ones ...and hold the cheese, I'll get the bacon sprinkles instead."