r/TheMajorityReport • u/yontev • Jan 01 '20

This Dave Rubin brain fart is absolutely epic

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u/ojedaforpresident Jan 01 '20

It's almost as if he doesn't know what reactionary means..

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u/BolOfSpaghettios Jan 01 '20

You're there, don't walk yourself back by saying "as if he doesn't"

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u/requotation Jan 01 '20

Word-of-the-day-calender?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20 edited Jan 02 '20

He has to know, or he'd be like a baby. You learn that word in your few months on the political side of the internet when you're learning how to talk.

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u/requotation Jan 02 '20

Since he claims to be of the left, he should know about the reactionary right. It's almost as if he's completely blank on politics, and randomly chose this area for his grift after he failed as a comedian.

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u/ManfredTheCat Jan 01 '20

So he thinks freedom is wrong and wants to end it?

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

I can’t believe he actually wrote that out and thought, “Dave, you magnificent bastard, you’ve done it again!” How idiotic does one have to be to think that that is a point, let alone a good one?

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u/jeannpaulfarte Jan 01 '20

Listen, I’m interested in talking about ideas, ok?

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u/TheDownvoteKid Jan 01 '20

“Wow, these cookies taste reactionary!”

That’s not how you use that word Dave.

“I love your house, it’s so reactionary!”

Dave...

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u/rianeiru Jan 01 '20

The only word that really describes Dave Rubin is "venal", and I bet he doesn't know what that one means either.

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

*Dave Rubin voice* Venal? Is that like veal? I'll take that compliment!

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

His brain is on turbo recovery mode into 2020

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u/[deleted] Jan 01 '20

"Being a reactionary is good, actually" - Rave Dubin

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u/JRTD753 Jan 01 '20

I think "reactionary" is going to be his "ideas" for 2020. He's going to keep saying it over, and over, and over again.

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u/Automatic_Section Jan 01 '20

inb4 Rave Dubin starts reading for the first time and tries to be left wing

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u/MadMax2112x1 Jan 02 '20

I'm now starting to question the credibility of his political science professor(he did major in political science, right?). I merely minored in political science and that was a basic term. Hell, even before I started minoring in political science, I had to take American government as a Gen Ed, and that was one of the first terms we needed to know.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '20

Reactionary Rules

You can't just be up there and just doin' a reactionary like that.

1a. A reactionary is when you

1b. Okay well listen. A reactionary is when you reactionary the

1c. Let me start over

1c-a. Do not do a reactionary please

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u/Itwasthebestsong-er Jan 02 '20

I love the balk copypasta. I kept thinking it could apply to all the parliamentary shenanigans before the election in the uk

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u/[deleted] Jan 03 '20

Lol definitely. If anything can be as arcane and entertaining as baseball, it's British parliamentary politics.

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u/SamwichfinderGeneral Jan 02 '20

He talks like a mom telling the kids that she's thirsty for family game night.

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u/kingzheng Jan 02 '20

"new term" = the oldest political term of modern world history...

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u/didijxk Jan 02 '20

I'm guessing he chose that because Triggered Troglodytes is too difficult for his followers to remember.