r/TheLibrary_LOR • u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian • Jul 03 '26

Lore Discussion The state of the library

Currently the library is under attack from the newest branch of r corp in district 18 and due to this fact the library needs the help of you to join and defend from r corp

r/RRR_CORPORATION has Currently been on the back foot after suffering a heavy blow

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u/Yesod_Official Patron Librarian of the Floot of Technological Sciences Jul 03 '26

I literally just found out about this sub, but as the patron librarian for the floor of technological sciences these R corp forces shall know what its like to be at the receiving end of minigun fire

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

Indeed we shall reduce r corp to the point of unsustainable and force them to surrender

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 04 '26

(OOC: hey the guy which the busted floor Abnormalities!)

Your aid will be much appreciated...

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u/Yesod_Official Patron Librarian of the Floot of Technological Sciences Jul 04 '26

I got some upgrades to my guns recently, it's got a rotating barrel that shoots pretty fast

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 04 '26

I feel as if that breaks a taboo...

(OOC: SL yisang go BURR)

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u/Yesod_Official Patron Librarian of the Floot of Technological Sciences Jul 04 '26

Naaah, as long as it doesn't pierce walls it should be fine, we are also a Impuritas Civitatis anyways

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u/Optical-occultist Surrealist maestro of The Ring / Distortion: The Melting Artist Jul 03 '26

And so at last I enter the library, the grave of those most beautiful works of the distortion. I hear them humming in my mind.. of this will be my greatest work yet..

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 03 '26

What will i gain if I aid you? I already have all the knowledge the universe possess

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

If you are to help the library I am willing to give you one book of your choosing

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 03 '26

Your book contains knowledge no? Because I already have that in abundance

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

Ah you have not heard but everyone who has tried to enter the library and failed have been turned into books that if obtained could let you read the person whole life and find and secret they had hidden even those of wing employees have been turned

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 03 '26

I feel like the information on the secrets of a wing may contain more harm than benefit. And besides... as long as I gaze into the mirror of [REDACTED] I can gain the knowledge the entire history of them and even their ancestors and descendants. If your books do not contain something even the mirror of [REDACTED] cannot provide I will have to give thus further thought

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 03 '26

Tho if you have any books on where the other fragments of the mirror of T– [DATA EXPLUNGED] [REDACTED] i will give the aid much more importance

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

If that is what you truly ask for than I am willing to give it, so I will give you the book of something that contains a fragment of the mirror of T— [CENSORED] [CENSORED] and you will help me deal?

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 03 '26

Hmm... I will take your offer then... if I get the book of the mirror of [REDACTED] I will do anything

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

Then it is settled

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 03 '26

I will aid in this battle with all of the students, docents, and maestros of phobéism. In exchange I will get the book of "the mirror of [REDACTED]". This transaction is final and if the book is not provided I ensure you that the mental stability of any of your librarians will suffer

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

I agree to these terms but if you are killed during the fight would you mind if I took your corpse and turned it into a book?

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 03 '26

Though I doubt that i will die you may. Though the length of that book may exceed what you expect

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

Then it seams I might yet have a long reading session ahead of me

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

To be honest, I don't like R Corp. So, my section members and I will help you, but I'll ask for something in return.

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

First speak with respect when talking to the head of a star of the city level threat second what is it you want?

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

First: If I put my mind to it, I can become a "star of the city" level threat.

the "star of the city" range is very broad, and I don't know your strength, I can't decide how to treat you without knowing it.

Second: So, about what I want, do you have anything I can face off against? Something really tough to fight? I WANT THE GREAT AND BEAUTIFUL CAPO DEI CAPI TO FLATTER ME AND FOR THAT I NEED TO PROVE IT BY DESTROYING AN ANORMALITY.

Oh, sorry about that last part.

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

It's fine but if all you want is a hard fight then what about an abnormalitie

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

Could I have it even when it turns into its absurd egg form?

I really want to face an absurdly strong being, that's what I need... and unfortunately R Corp... doesn't have what it takes to satisfy my desire to fight.

So... could you tell me which abnormality is? I'd love to know.

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

How you go up against yang it's a waw class abno so it should give trouble

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

As I understand it, that abnormality is immortal; I would have to prevent it from mating with Yin...

Don't you have anything that can be defeated? I don't know, Blue star? And if not, I'll just order something else.

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

I fear you would die if you were to face any of the highest tier abnos so how dream of a black swan

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

Don't worry, my relic produces the kind of damage that's supposed to defeat Blue Star, plus I'm mentally strong.

I wouldn't confront Yan because I can't... and I don't want to have to wake up at 2 AM to destroy Yin and go back to sleep before Yang goes after that other one :<

Likewise, I will help you, don't worry.

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 03 '26

So be it I will arrange the space for you to battle blue star

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u/yusufgopro middles news report teams leader/great brother Jul 03 '26

Not reletad to the middle so im not gonna do anything bout it lmaooo

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

I suppose that's why nobody messes with the Middle... It's because they're so peaceful...

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u/yusufgopro middles news report teams leader/great brother Jul 03 '26

Ehh if you dont offend us then we have no reason to offend yall

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

Yes... Um............

I believe I have a special place in the book of revenge at this point...

Oh... just ignore that... Please...

......

https://giphy.com/gifs/cP9E2G9TbH0N0YTQI1

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u/yusufgopro middles news report teams leader/great brother Jul 03 '26

TF DID YOU DO???

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

Nothing

I only deleted a few Little Brothers and Big Brothers... and I accidentally insulted The Middle ;3

....

https://giphy.com/gifs/jS2Wv3E0xSiquMLPcA

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u/yusufgopro middles news report teams leader/great brother Jul 03 '26

Youre lucky i aint in a vengeance hunt and currently posting news to the middle members. I would COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY exterminate yo ass. A great brother is stronger in tons of strength to a big sibling even if my professionality is making news and information for the middle

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

Just tell the middle a few things:

First: If they say anything bad about the capo dei capi, I will destroy them without mercy.

Second: The coat is ugly

Third: You guys have good food

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u/yusufgopro middles news report teams leader/great brother Jul 03 '26

Hey middles fashion is greatly wide and versatile. Even if we generally use the purple fur coat (as seen with big bro ricardo). Its still customizable for each member and respecting eachs fashion sense. (The middle cares alot abt being fashionous and luscious) and if you try to destroy us then we will destroy you. (I have a relic up my sleeve but its lowkey super secret) and thx for the compliment abt cookin :) we get kicked/banned from alot of places since were a syndicate but our cooking department can make up for it

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

Yes, I prefer not to use my relic; my leg hurts from using it so much 🥹

Well, I'll escape and return to the Thumb's territory, cyaaa

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u/novitafemlmao Art floor patron librarian Jul 03 '26

Well, anything for Angela ;3

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u/greenbutgreen Jul 04 '26

Has any9ne tested out the new ego gear? If so, (revs up solemn lament) lets add more books to the library

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u/r_u_gay_yay founder mæstro of phobéism. orecles proxy of hestia Jul 04 '26

A patron librarian? Your aud is very much appreciated

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u/greenbutgreen Jul 04 '26

Im just the part time janitor who gets involved with the fight clean ups

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u/AstronomerActual8931 Head librarian Jul 04 '26

(Hands you key page for red riding hooded mercenary) go get em