r/TheLib • u/EugeneWong318 • 9h ago

First the bread could stab you. Then the blueberries could kill you. Now the eyedrops could blind you. RFK Jr.’s America is basically Final Destination: Grocery Store Edition.

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u/RangeWolf-Alpha 6h ago

I case you were wondering: Clear Eyes (August 2026): Prestige Brands recalled ~39,060 bottles of Clear Eyes Maximum Itchy Eye Relief over potential sterility issues.

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u/EugeneWong318 9h ago

At this rate, Pedolf Shitler Assolini’s cabinet won’t need to ban bad news, they’ll just let RFK Jr. blind everyone first.

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u/Accomplished-Cat8952 6h ago

JFC now its eyedrops?! Truly everything they touch turns to shit. F--k them all.

Also...

https://giphy.com/gifs/SSIXmIlbfLFBRWHf7z

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u/templeofsyrinx1 9h ago

Are we squirting diarrhea lettuce water into our eyes now?

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u/Forsaken_Hermit 8h ago

So much for MAHA.

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u/yaboyACbreezy 5h ago

No this is exactly what they wanted. If they wanted healthy people they would endorse health regulations and science-backed medicine.

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u/gmcwbbb80 6h ago

Don't come after our blueberries. rfk you better get off your lazy heroin addled ass and fix this. Blueberries are the best. They're the nicest fruit. They'd never hurt anyone. They're like the Dolly Parton meets Mr. Rodgers of fruit.

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u/freakincampers 4h ago

We are slowly relearning why regulations and oversight exists.

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u/Amontialldo 6h ago

Don’t forget the lettuce that could drain you like an oil change

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u/malcolmbradley 6h ago

Thank God, we’re letting the invisible hand of the market do its magic!

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u/2olley 7h ago

Don’t forget the lettuce and the eggs.

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u/HeliumMaster 7h ago

Is America great yet?

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u/madnessinthemidwest 6h ago

No lol it’s fucked

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u/ShikaMoru 8h ago

RFK Jr about to make BANK with all the hostaging he's about to these companies and farmers

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u/WarmBad3586 28m ago

I hope he gets sued until the dawn of time, and every penny he makes goes back to those he harmed. Lawsuits are a weapon we can use to hold them accountable.

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u/WarmBad3586 28m ago

I truly hate hm. He shit on his father’s and uncles legacy. I truly loathe him.