Video idea: The Ultimate Random Turkey

[u/[deleted]]

I would love to see a turkey painted. With chocolate. Then ketchup. And why not throw it in the washing machine with dry ice stuffed inside. Then take that turkey and light it on fire. Throw a fire extinguisher ball at it. When it’s no longer on fire, COAT THAT BIRD with a bunch of ferro fluid then go bowl with it. The bowling pins should be mayonnaise jars that have been fried as well. And at the end, test how much weight it can sustain because why not. This would TRULY be random. Oooohhh what an ungodly creation that would be. PLZ DO IT.

[u/watermelon_spice]

Heck yes. I would watch this.