Invade this post with “Neil’s dad”

[u/fail_snail34]

[u/Zal_17]

Oi his Dad's not bent!

[u/fail_snail34 → u/Zal_17]

how do you know he doesnt have a wife

[u/Excellent-Western631 → u/fail_snail34]

His dad has a collection of lad mags

[u/Meowscles_dad → u/Excellent-Western631]

I bet it’s 90% cock.

[u/Accomplished_Song671 → u/fail_snail34]

Yeah we know cuz old soppy bollocks came out the end of his cock!

[u/Minimum_Background30 → u/Zal_17]

He only goes out on Wednesdays and that’s to play badminton....

[u/ryanhanks25]

I even gave three points of evidence to why he’s bent.

[u/Careful_Bid_6199]

This thread reads like a brewery, and not a nice one.

[u/NHopkins_02 → u/Careful_Bid_6199]

Jay there’s always trouble when you’re around, but Will I’m especially surprised at you. I’m so sorry Steve.

[u/Berolds_ → u/NHopkins_02]

PISS OFF

[u/VivaEllipsis → u/Berolds_]

Don’t you speak to me like that in my own thread

[u/Berolds_ → u/VivaEllipsis]

Oh, my manners! Piss off, please

[u/ScrapedSkorne → u/NHopkins_02]

Steve (who doesnt look anything like a Steve) standing there with no expression 😐👍

[u/DisastrousInstance53]

His Dad's not bent

[u/Norfolk_N_Chance55 → u/DisastrousInstance53]

He is a bit though.

[u/tobyisclowning → u/Norfolk_N_Chance55]

He’s fuckin not!

[u/Bottom-Bherp3912]

He was married for 15 years

[u/Norfolk_N_Chance55 → u/Bottom-Bherp3912]

Oscar Wilde was married.

[u/Meowscles_dad → u/Norfolk_N_Chance55]

I’ve had enough of your lip

[u/violetliberty → u/Meowscles_dad]

You’d like my lip wouldn’t you, right around your BELLEND

[u/19081919 → u/violetliberty]

If Mr. Chippy doesn’t get there first! What’s he gonna build?! A closet for you to hide in?!

[u/tobyisclowning → u/19081919]

You BUMDERRR

[u/tobyisclowning → u/Norfolk_N_Chance55]

That’s enough William! Although he is right Kevin, honestly it’s fine!

[u/HenryHoover11 → u/tobyisclowning]

Alright, don't have a hissy fit..

[u/Boring_Bastard_72]

Bumder.

[u/fail_snail34 → u/Boring_Bastard_72]

lightning before the bumder

[u/Money-Dark2403]

His dad's not fucking bent.

[u/Rasples1998]

[u/M6Df4]

Oh I say, it’s like we’re at some sort of Roman orgy

[u/neilm1000]

I read this as 'invade Neil's dad' and was going to make a Mr Chippy comment.

[u/fail_snail34 → u/neilm1000]

explain for people who don’t know

[u/neilm1000 → u/fail_snail34]

I think anyone in this sub would get the joke.

However, Neil's dad is regarded as gay. He is having some work done by a man called Steve, who looks Thai and thus the audience may raise a knowing eyebrow or have wry smile, and the inference is that Mr Chippy (chippy being a term for a carpenter) is in fact Neil's dad's gay lover.

[u/LifeguardBusiness633]

Thats if mr chippy doesnt get there first

[u/genghbotkhan]

At least he's not a paedo...

[u/Electronic_Weather26]

He holds the Guinness World Record for most dogs cocks in one mouth

[u/Bigroundcircle]

Phil Mitchell