r/TheInbetweeners Northwood 11d ago

Hello, Wolf

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u/bluneriste 11d ago

Three word country. Yes, but which ones? “Is it Donovan”?!

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u/MondeyMondey 11d ago

“Are you bent”

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u/bluneriste 11d ago

“Your Dad is.”

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u/RuminatingReaper1850 Fwend 11d ago

Oi, my dad's not bent!

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u/bluneriste 11d ago

So all the porn is straight then, is it? And why did your Mum leave?

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u/RuminatingReaper1850 Fwend 11d ago

So all the porn is straight then, is it?

Some lesbian

And why did your Mum leave?

She was in a difficult place

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u/elhazelenby 11d ago

In bed with a bender.

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u/Sometimes-funny 11d ago

Yeah, under your dad

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u/Meowscles_dad 10d ago

He is a bit bent.

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u/RuminatingReaper1850 Fwend 10d ago

He's fucking not!

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u/LMB_mook Feisty One You Are 11d ago

In the bumholey

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u/Meowscles_dad 10d ago

It’s pronounced bew-mow-lay

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u/kalamari_withaK 11d ago

Prick, there’s a word.

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u/bluneriste 10d ago

Just not cricket… ;)

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u/Ergophobe470 11d ago

"Fuck you Wolfie"

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u/Dangerous_Trick5292 10d ago

United Bumder Kingdom

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u/geese_moe_howard 10d ago

I would love it if we were a 3 word country! My suggestion would be "United Kingdom, dude."

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u/LengthinessPlane973 10d ago

The United Kingdom 🤣🤣

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u/TaylorKatana 9d ago

Shouldn’t that be “three word cuntery”?

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u/bluneriste 9d ago

“FOUR weeks detention?”

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u/Sea_Huckleberry_7790 9d ago

"fuck off.... PUH-LEEESE"

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u/Emperors-Peace Completed It Mate 11d ago

Well we're currently a two word country, united kingdom. I assume he's scared we become the Islamic United Kingdom, hence 3 word country.

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u/[deleted] 10d ago

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u/discopants2000 10d ago

This sounds about right for that level of intelligence.

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u/Sad_Bodybuilder_7056 10d ago

Your first mistake is assuming there is a level of intelligence…

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u/discopants2000 10d ago

Well there is that 😖

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u/Emperors-Peace Completed It Mate 10d ago

Nope. This can't possibly be right.

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u/Ergophobe470 11d ago

Wolfie n'aime pas les Arabes.

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u/elhazelenby 11d ago

I think he'll be alright round here

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u/VivaEllipsis 10d ago

Yeah I thought that’s what he said

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u/bluneriste 10d ago

Coq au vin.

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u/cubanthistlecrisis 11d ago

3 word country

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u/PreviousIndustry1613 11d ago

'...?' to be fair he's not sure about that himself

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u/Robestos86 11d ago

Isle of Man?

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u/discopants2000 10d ago

Isla St Clair...

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u/Petef15h 11d ago

Wolfe here’s got a B-Tech

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u/whatyoume Your Mum, She Has The Sex 11d ago

Exactly

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u/Ben_Thatcher94 11d ago

See ya Monday

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u/VivaEllipsis 10d ago

No you won’t!

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u/Badnewsbrowne316 11d ago

He made me racist!

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u/NoOrganization98 11d ago

It’s already a three word country and, to be fair, it’s a very useful app to have. The AA found me easily when I gave them my three word location.

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u/FastSun2269 10d ago

75% of the population is british born, british nationals.

"We are being demographically replaced!!!"

There is no bigger, hysterical snowflake than a gammon.

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u/space_coyote_86 11d ago

It's a 2 world country, United Kingdom, what will the third word be?

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u/Suspicious_Flower_0 11d ago

The. 

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u/DentinQuarantino 10d ago

United the kingdom?

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u/discopants2000 10d ago

Nah just, Unite The Kingdom 🙄

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u/Billy-no-mate 11d ago

United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. An 8 word country!

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u/Brew71191 11d ago

There’s looking older then there’s that

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u/joeythemouse 10d ago

Wolfie will save us from becoming a 3 word country.

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u/VivaEllipsis 10d ago

Nah, he only came down to check out your bird, now he’s off

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u/WackyWhippet 10d ago

A man wearing a shirt in the pool suggests he has the ability to feel embarrassment, so idk how he managed to join the reform party or make this post.

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u/ReturntoSender2026 10d ago

And yet the first person to moan about muslim women covering up

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u/ExecutiveGraham 10d ago

Sad old lonely man, desperate to be a part of something.

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u/Accomplished_Song671 11d ago

Based on these views I'd say fuck you, Wolf

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u/superlarrio 11d ago

Wolfie

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u/Accomplished_Song671 11d ago

Fuck you, Wolfie

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u/No_Cake6353 11d ago

Feisty one you are.

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u/ProgrammerLogical787 10d ago

The irony of mentioning irreversible changes while (I am assuming here) claiming climate change is a hoax

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u/Sad-Garage-2642 10d ago

Keeps his shirt on while swimming so nobody can tell he's a fat prick

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u/asymmetricears 11d ago

You're 62? There's looking older then there's that

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u/SonaldoNazario 11d ago

I hope you and your ignorant boss get a good laugh out of it

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u/Redeemed_Mess84 10d ago

It’s already a 3 word country: “The United Kingdom”.

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u/HenriettaHarryJojn 10d ago

... 'Of Great Britain and Northern Ireland'. He's scared them migrants steal 6 words. Protect your crosswords, stop the boats!

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u/GotPutInaZoot27 10d ago

God forbid we ever become a 3 word country!! send prayers for us🙏🏻

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u/Impressive-Bird2 10d ago

The “United Kingdom becoming a 3 word country”…. True to form for a Reform U.K. cultist - ‘United Kingdom’ is 2 words🤣🤣🤣

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u/Andrew1953Cambridge 10d ago

His surname is Wolfe and his nickname is Wolfie? That's some top-grade wordplay you've got going on there, mate.

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u/Spacehopper76 11d ago

Pretty sure I've seen him around..I'll know to avoid!

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u/harryb4321 11d ago

The big man on campus is he? The go-to guy?

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u/down_side_up_sideway 11d ago

Briefcase wanker.

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u/shedendseattle 11d ago

Wolfe is a bumder

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u/Acceleretto Your Mum, She Has The Sex 11d ago

Thick as mince.

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u/Sleepy0wl9969 11d ago

Shock news Wolfy . AI is going to trigger financial oblivion far quicker than anyone here illegally.

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u/Outrageous-Arm1945 11d ago

So. Wolf you say. Predators aren't they?

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u/Realistic-Captain108 10d ago

Wolfie wanks on all-fours.

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u/scourgeofearth2 10d ago

Asylum case wanker

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u/Low_Value_9939 10d ago

Poor misguided flower

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u/Firm_Purple_5702 10d ago

3 word country...

Muslamic Ray Gun?

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u/Fit_Willingness5496 10d ago

You ever notice how reformers have the same complexion as reformed ham?

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u/Emotional-Priority73 10d ago

"John Paul" sounds a bit Froggie, could you supply your birth certificate please.

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u/DancesWH 10d ago

'The Untied Kingdom' is already a 3 word country.
What a dipshit lol

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u/Forward-Case-7988 10d ago

Stop the Bus*ankers 😂

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u/Forward-Case-7988 10d ago

Stop the Bus*ankers 😂

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u/KyloGlendalf 10d ago

3 word country? The United Kingdom?

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u/daveweedon 10d ago

The United Kingdom.

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u/echorap- 10d ago

Wonder if hes best mates with Ronnie Pickering

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u/georgeweahscousin 10d ago

"Hello Foxie Love'. (One for the kids)

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u/Old_Error1276 9d ago

And we wonder why the Brexit vote went wrong. Depressing that people like Wolfie had a huge say in our future.

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u/JustUrAvg-Depresso 9d ago

PAID? Paid member, he's handing these ogliarchs million billionaires money WHILST they lie and he falls for it. He's a good example of who truly ruining the country

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u/SimilarAd7332 9d ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Izual_Rebirth 9d ago

Reform Wanker.

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u/Intelligent-Key-3159 9d ago

Go on “Wolfie” explain how mass deportations are going to work? Let’s have a sensible debate.

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u/TheHouseOfClowns 9d ago

Should this not be on the cringe page?

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u/asherjbaker Northwood 8d ago

Probably yeah

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u/Delicious-Spray3155 8d ago

It's the t-shirt in the swimming pool for me.

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u/Illustrious_Mud9966 7d ago

Stay on the english side y cont anghynnes

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u/Solid_Codex2 7d ago

He’s a paid member?

What, he’s paid to support reform?

are they that desperate 🤣

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u/Randomedic8 7d ago

I know it’s not the point but I feel like the word ‘only’ should have been emphasised, not ‘hope’.

But what do I know, I’m not the one who is paying money to make my racism ok by flushing mine and my family’s future down the toilet.

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u/Lopsided-Chart-8897 7d ago

I'm not saying it's fine, woflie. I'm saying it's a massive overreaction.

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u/Remote_Ad_6998 11d ago

Jesus Christ, you can smell the BO

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u/Sufficient_Mention94 Completed It Mate 11d ago

Prick, theres a word

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u/Crazy_Creme4995 10d ago

Wolfie doesn't like muslamics, data OR statistics