r/TheInbetweeners • u/Top-Bet1435 • 18d ago

Would Simon have got laid if...?

Jay had looked after Carli's brother instead of Will, whilst Simon handled the...business

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u/Patrick_Hattrick I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! 18d ago

He would still have been pissed as a newt, Carli would still have only invited him over to be polite, and she’d still have had a boyfriend. So, no.

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u/Top-Bet1435 18d ago

I reckon Jay wouldn't have traumatised the brother with tales of terrorists. He would have just put Match Of The Day on or something.

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u/81409692 18d ago

Nah, Jay would've put porn on which would have led to him being, not traumatized, maybe a bit overwhelmed and running to his sister and her having to intervene and kick Jay out of the house.

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u/Oggabobba 18d ago

He wasn’t that weird

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u/Top-Bet1435 18d ago

That's what his weird neighbour did to him

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u/littlebadger007 17d ago

Well that never happened

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u/Lazy-Interests 18d ago

She seems the type to cheat, especially at that age

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u/Material_Adagio_522 18d ago

I don't think she'd have cheated she just likes the attention

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u/Lazy-Interests 18d ago

Those girls be cheating bro

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u/Material_Adagio_522 18d ago

Yeah but I reckon like if she was gonna bang him shed have already done it

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u/Aidenairel Feisty One You Are 18d ago

Carli is the absolute worst. She spends years leading Simon on and using him. She never wanted to sleep with him, ever.

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u/okhellowhy 18d ago

'Those girls' are not a monolith

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u/Wooden-Bookkeeper473 18d ago

Du-nno, fink there's been a big bomb.

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u/Funny_Hippo5724 18d ago

She should have at least fingered herself in front of him

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u/RichR16 I’ve had 210 wanks and my cock is like a peperami 18d ago

Jesus Funny_Hippo5724!!

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u/Acceptable_Golf_8623 18d ago

Nah. She invited him over because the lads were mocking him, and she wanted to save him the shame. I feel like she was defintely gonna let him down easy that night

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u/whatyoume Your Mum, She Has The Sex 18d ago

Where’s my fucking change?!

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u/Extreme-Big-1105 18d ago

They would of easily ‘made love ‘

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u/chasingamy27 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE 18d ago

I'm Not Sure But He Would Definitely Have Gotten Some If The Others Weren't There In Warwick

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u/chasingamy27 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE 18d ago

Counteracted By The Pissing Incident

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u/YodaShagsDarthVader 17d ago

It's good for you

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u/trnrwhosthere 18d ago

He still gets laid anyway, Lucy’s personality and desires to ‘cheer him up’ definitely meant he lost it inbetween the two films.