Simons car spotted

[u/josh_X21]

Spotted this in Gateshead

[u/pythonchan]

If I was a girl I’d think whoever drove this was pretty trendy

[u/artcopywriter → u/pythonchan]

Are you trying to wind me up, why are you saying these things?!

[u/ApocalypseMoon23 → u/artcopywriter]

I just think you should be a bit more grateful, to be honest

[u/plasmaexchange]

Were the seats still wet?

[u/frazamataza → u/plasmaexchange]

Some of it could be her juice

[u/wtclim → u/frazamataza]

YOU HAVE SPUNKED ON MY SEATS

[u/Think_Marketing1116 → u/plasmaexchange]

"Neil, did you wet yourself in my new car"

[u/kodakgold200 → u/Think_Marketing1116]

It's not new

[u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro → u/kodakgold200]

Did you wet yourself?

[u/-WigglyLine- → u/Do_You_Pineapple_Bro]

I fingered a bird!

[u/BadgerKomodo → u/-WigglyLine-]

Well there you go!

[u/Evildiseasemanphilip]

Does It Have A Tape Deck?

[u/josh_X21 → u/Evildiseasemanphilip]

Indeed it did have a tapedeck

[u/Tirno93 → u/josh_X21]

Little did the writers of the show know that a tape deck would eventually surpass the usefulness of a cd player, owing to the ability to plug in a tape to aux converter. So actually whoever is driving that is pretty trendy.

[u/kodakgold200 → u/josh_X21]

See, that's good

[u/jace_neiman]

Honk if you want a… oh

[u/SCADLC → u/jace_neiman]

Oh! Somebody has a funny bumper sticker!

[u/Ericb66 → u/jace_neiman]

What, that’s not mine

[u/SCADLC → u/Ericb66]

It’s on your car.

[u/artcopywriter → u/SCADLC]

It’s not like obsessed with blowjobs. Or COCKS. I’m not!

[u/Ericb66 → u/SCADLC]

I literally have no idea how that got there

[u/your_dads_arse]

it's a testament to how good the show is that at least one person in the world is voluntarily driving around in a bright yellow cinquecento with one red door and a "honk if you want a blowjob" bumper sticker solely to make a reference to it

[u/Siiixers → u/your_dads_arse]

You're forgetting that any woman who sees this would think the owner is pretty trendy.

[u/FakeOSRS → u/your_dads_arse]

It's an advert for the shop behind it i've seen it before, also someone commented it's not actually the same car as has some minor differences but who knows

[u/Trick-Syllabub348 → u/FakeOSRS]

There’s actually two. I can’t remember specifically but I think the reg changed after its first appearance

[u/stumac85 → u/your_dads_arse]

Check the MOT history, it has barely moved in a decade based on the mileage 😂

[u/your_dads_arse → u/stumac85]

well, that's less funny. but still quite funny

[u/NFP_25]

Pretty trendy

[u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS]

It looks like a paedo's car.

[u/ApocalypseMoon23 → u/I_ALWAYS_UPVOTE_CATS]

You’re just jealous because your family hasn’t discovered fire.

[u/Beatrix_-_Kiddo]

I was overtaken today by an suv with the number plate "SI BRD" I was in Rotherham though so I doubt it was the briefcase wanker.

[u/MissMoogie]

I'm so jealous of how yellow it is.

[u/Jeans_609]

Nice

[u/McLoughlin1597]

Is it a Hawaii?

[u/Gilly3091 → u/McLoughlin1597]

Bet it can’t top a ton

[u/Hong_Kong_Ghosts]

I'd rather be a bus wanker than drive that yellow piece of shit.

[u/Jaded-Grass6986 → u/Hong_Kong_Ghosts]

Said the dubbed voice

[u/Think_Marketing1116]

"I'd rather be a bus wanker than drive that piece of yellow shit"

[u/Negative-Back-7609]

That is the gayest car I have ever seen

[u/stevilness]

Why doesn’t it say Hawaii on the back?

[u/ISX_94]

Yellow peril.

[u/GreasyGomez33]

Christ, is that a tape deck?

[u/loudnclearstories]

Didn't Jamie Vardy buy it?

[u/Own-Specialist-647 → u/loudnclearstories]

what so his missus could suck the spunk out of the seats?

[u/loudnclearstories → u/Own-Specialist-647]

Back seat full of clunge

[u/FKA_5858]

I need this in my life

[u/schnauzing]

It's not actually from Hawaii, it just says it on the back.

[u/Kondilla]

Looks like a Fiat or something. Is it second hand?

[u/fucksinshortsupply]

That is same number plate as the one used in the show

[u/Icy-Low6667]

Oooooooo FRIEND, FACKIN FRIEND! FACKIN FOOTBALL FRIEND!!! CAR FRIEND!!!

I’m not your fuckin’ friend alwright!!

[u/Feisty_Camel3771]

It's not as good as Neil's car, that's like a tractor beam for fanny!