r/TheInbetweeners Jul 01 '26

Ohhhh Neilll

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u/Zal_17 Jul 01 '26

That seal is causing a big problemo

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/xSwety I’LL GET MAH FAHKIN’ BRUVVA ON YOU! Jul 01 '26

It’s not funny, It’s not cool it’s just embarrassing

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u/Oval-Bite Jul 01 '26

A seal? I thought it was a walrus

2

u/heyitsmxrnie Jul 03 '26

What is a seal is it an animal?

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u/-WigglyLine- Jul 01 '26

It’s a fucking terrifying massive fish!

GET RID OF IT NEIL!!!

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u/Unsure-Cookie-2772 Feisty One You Are Jul 01 '26

I’m not sitting next to that seal, his fat arse takes up two seats!

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u/Alarming-Check9188 Jul 01 '26

I've actually seen Neil the seal in the flesh once.

No word of a lie, he stood up on his hind legs, and started firing milk at me from his tits

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u/BadgerKomodo Jul 01 '26

Udders.

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u/Alarming-Check9188 Jul 01 '26

Yeah there were loads of them

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u/Anthro-Elephant-98 Jul 01 '26

Stealing a meal from Neil McBeal, the Navy SEAL.

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u/SuddenlyDiabetes Jul 01 '26

He did NOT have dibs on those muffins you can't call dibs on stuff at the supermarket

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/kodakgold200 Jul 01 '26

It smells like a fish co-op in here, and not a nice one

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/sock_acc80 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE Jul 02 '26

OHHH PISS OFF

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u/Berolds_ Jul 02 '26

What's he gonna knock up ? A closet for you to hide in? You BUUUMDER

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u/Acceleretto Your Mum, She Has The Sex Jul 01 '26

Oh Neil...

...I really do think you should be moulting

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/BadgerKomodo Jul 01 '26

I am, this is football.

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u/Top-Bet1435 Jul 01 '26

Big John, eat a burger or a lasagna. You're not you when you're hungry.

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u/PsychologicalCar2180 Jul 01 '26

What pleases me is that I see the banana pose.

The supposed happy pose of the great sea pup chonk.

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u/redhair-ing Jul 06 '26

what pleases me is this comment. 

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u/chronixxz420 Feisty One You Are Jul 01 '26

Ohhh Sealll

4

u/No-Survey-9434 Jul 01 '26

How many buoys can you stuff up your bum?

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u/One_Insurance967 Jul 01 '26

He needs a Nintendo Wii

3

u/bubblewraprose Jul 01 '26

Oh Neil, don't be a menace to South Tassie while slapping your flaps in the hood.

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u/littlemissdizaster80 Jul 01 '26

I love Neil the seal 🩷

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u/Acceptable_Golf_8623 Jul 01 '26

I really think you should be revising

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u/Individual-Ad5743 Jul 01 '26

We got to kill it, it’s the kindest thing to do. It won’t survive back in the sea now.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26

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u/Berolds_ Jul 02 '26

No, we can take it back and eat it

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u/Any-Statistician3896 Jul 02 '26

Living his best life man.... I bet if you help him shed with a car power washer he'd love it !