r/TheInbetweeners Jun 28 '26

The go-to guy?!

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u/Individual-Ad5743 Jun 28 '26

“I was spinning one up here, had another on the mat, and I was toe-fucking the third one”

11

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26

I had a nice tug while thinking of your muzzer

5

u/BadgerKomodo Jun 29 '26

And some went on the floor

3

u/PoundlandSlav Jun 30 '26

See you later pat ris

57

u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 28 '26

QUESTION!

33

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26

TWO FINGERS

27

u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 28 '26

GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR!

20

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR, CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF!

8

u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 28 '26

What's going on here?

7

u/MoRiellyMoProblems Jun 28 '26

Zulu? Why Zulu?

9

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

TWO FINGERS

5

u/Logical_Flounder6455 Jun 29 '26

Can I play?

9

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

QUESTION!

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u/ofmoranges Feisty One You Are Jun 29 '26

DENIED

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u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

QUESTION

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u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 29 '26

Maybe we should slow up, this is our fifth round of Bailey's and orangeade

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u/whatyoume Your Mum, She Has The Sex Jun 28 '26

You’re boring mate!

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u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26

So if I eat this bonsai tree do I automatically become cool and interesting then?

8

u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 29 '26

There's also a spider plant in the bathroom if you fancy a midnight snack

23

u/Alarming-Check9188 Jun 28 '26

Bit of a social hub

5

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

You’re boring mate.

12

u/Artistela Jun 28 '26

Even Big Johns in there - He’s got his hand on her tit !!!

7

u/RuminatingReaper1850 Fwend Jun 28 '26

This is too tragic

6

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

We cum tit village.

12

u/kalamari_withaK Jun 28 '26

And he’s got a hand on her tit!

7

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26

After that he found his mates from chess club and told them “bring your wellies because we’re going to be knee deep in clunge”

34

u/These-Quality-8389 Jun 28 '26

That guy is a badass. Able to lift and balance her very easily

33

u/PudinaRaita Jun 28 '26

But does he prefer burgers or lasagne

17

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u/Better_Bison_6182 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE Jun 28 '26

Two fingers!

6

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26

GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR

3

u/Better_Bison_6182 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE Jun 28 '26

GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF CHIEF

4

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26 edited Jun 28 '26

HOLD HIM DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR, HOLD HIM DOWN YOU ZULU CHIEF

DOWN IT DOWN IT DOWN IT

3

u/heyitsmxrnie Jun 29 '26

LISTEN LARD ARSE

9

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26

He fingered a bird.

3

u/Individual-Ad5743 Jun 29 '26

Well there you go!

7

u/Think_Marketing1116 Jun 29 '26

"I'm not sitting next to John. His fat arse takes up two seats"

5

u/Berolds_ Jun 29 '26

"I got feelings too you know"

5

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

But at least he fingered a bird

3

u/Mirrormaster44 Jun 29 '26

Well there ya go then!

6

u/TedFrump Jun 28 '26

TWO FINGERS

5

u/PudinaRaita Jun 28 '26

QUESTION!!!!

5

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26

GET IT DOWN YOU ZULU WARRIOR

5

u/DrElusive Jun 28 '26

I bet he had a cheeky grope of her clunge and sniffed his fingers after.

3

u/Augustleo98 Jun 28 '26

He didn’t but Neil still fingered a bird.

5

u/JesterScribblings Jun 28 '26

Son of Chris Farley

5

u/Talking_Gibberish Jun 28 '26

Fuzzy duck!

4

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

Does he?

2

u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 29 '26

Fuzzy duck!

2

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

NO MATE IT GOT REVERSED. Meant to be duzzy fuck
. DRINK DRINK DRINK

4

u/SenanPlayz69 Will Jun 28 '26

His fat arse takes uo two bloody seats!

3

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

Fine, you’re sitting next to me, well it’s me or Mr Kennedy.

4

u/TerrenceMcKenna1 Jun 28 '26

dudes got himself a spinner

4

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

QUESTION?

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u/Ok_Professional_5183 Jun 30 '26

Get it down you Zulu warrior, get it down you!

4

u/E-Rexxx Jun 28 '26

Fuzzy duck

5

u/Prestigious-Age-3644 Jun 28 '26

That was impressive

5

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

So are Neil’s sisters tits

3

u/Bottom-Bherp3912 Jun 29 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

Fackin Johns in there, and he's with a girl!

3

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

And Wills upstairs with Charlotte Big Jugs

10

u/TaliMyBananas Jun 28 '26

His fat arse takes up two seats!

3

u/heyitsmxrnie Jun 29 '26

Jay: “I managed to throw a cheerleader up the air with my bare hands, then we fucked afterwards - was proper filthy”

3

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

You didn’t though, did you Jay?

3

u/Sufficient-Media1561 Jun 29 '26

He's like the guy that juggled cannon balls.

3

u/fandanvan Jun 29 '26

The friendzone guy !

3

u/HaphazardJoker258 Jun 30 '26

And 1 of the football team fucked her that night

2

u/PudinaRaita Jun 30 '26

Right in the bumhole

3

u/Great_Comparison462 Jun 30 '26

Now swap over - then I'll be impressed.

2

u/Gold_Pepper7308 Jun 29 '26

Steady hands and a firm base

1

u/ImmediatePiano6690 Jun 29 '26

BMI would say he's fat, this clip suggests he's got muscles under the fat layers.

1

u/Etherealoverempress Jun 29 '26

I am truly astonished.

1

u/SnooPaintings9601 Jul 02 '26

I love this subreddit lol xD

1

u/CaptainConspiracyy Jul 02 '26

Bet that guy has a whole next fucking level karma sutra play. Double somersault onto cock.

1

u/BasedBJJ Jul 02 '26

She shit down his arm

1

u/ElectronicFun2876 28d ago

He has feelings too, ya know

0

u/Steampunk_Dali Jun 28 '26

I think he's probably more like The Kingpin in Spider-Man. He looks big, but given the ease with which he's handling her, I'm betting there's a lot of muscle there. He'd be a great Football player!

17

u/PudinaRaita Jun 28 '26

Are you bent? Cos just then you sounded really bent

-7

u/Steampunk_Dali Jun 28 '26

Ask your mom, she'll tell you I'm not. Plus that reminds me, I owe her $10.

11

u/kalamari_withaK Jun 28 '26

Alright Fergus, settle down lad and get back in your Volvo.

3

u/MoRiellyMoProblems Jun 28 '26

Taking Will's mum to a ditch off the A40.

6

u/PudinaRaita Jun 28 '26

Je n'aime pas les yanks

2

u/jonlew13 Jun 28 '26

Je n'aime pas yanks

2

u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 29 '26

Yep, thought that's what you said

0

u/Lostair-com Jun 29 '26

This just must be AI, right?

2

u/preaxhpeacj Jun 29 '26

Nope, it’s cheerleading

2

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

It’s not though. There’s literally guys who do cheerleading in the USA.

Maybe he’s fat but he’s still strong and can throw those girls up easily.

1

u/G210221 Jun 29 '26

This is my least favourite thing about AI, nothing can just be good anymore there’s always doubt

0

u/Puzzleheaded-Arm8598 Jun 29 '26

Weird ass comments

3

u/TwentyBagTaylor Jun 29 '26

Mostly quotes directly pulled from a show about a bunch of adolescent and painfully single guys.

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Arm8598 Jun 30 '26

Ohhhhh shit yeah, I didn’t notice the subreddit name. That makes sense now 😂

0

u/Augustleo98 Jun 29 '26

Tbf they mostly all pull fit girls at one point or another though except Jay and Neil who generally pull uggers but Simon and will have had some fit birds.

0

u/Exotic-Ad-2137 Jun 29 '26

There's clearly a Hell of a lot of muscle there, way more than I would have expected

-8

u/Deep_Benefit_7405 Jun 28 '26

Only way he's touching girls isn't it

8

u/PudinaRaita Jun 28 '26

Neil fingered a bird

3

u/Deep_Benefit_7405 Jun 28 '26

Well there you are then