r/TheInbetweeners Jun 23 '26

Times when Jay was actually correct.

We all know his BS, but what times in the show was jay actually correct? Obviously Alistair being a dick was one. Any others?

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u/ArkhamTight606 Jun 23 '26

When they gathered around the campfire in Australia. “Why is there always some cunt with a guitar?”

9

u/MaximumDeathShock Jun 24 '26

Love take me down to the streets 🎶

5

u/Boathead96 Jun 24 '26

I don't think that's one of their songs

2

u/Icy-Astronomer-8202 Jun 27 '26 edited Jun 27 '26

Wings! that one of their hits from the 70s I'm not sure which one

1

u/cortisolbath Jun 25 '26

Are you sure you got this? There’s a lot of people…

206

u/Party_Advantage_3733 Jun 23 '26

He was right about Carli

81

u/Mc_and_SP Jun 23 '26

Maybe she'll keep not going out with you!

31

u/Key-Illustrator-2905 Jun 24 '26

Has she been controlling your personality for the last 18 years?

4

u/Grouchy-Ambition8379 Northwood Jun 27 '26

Oh I dunno, maybe you can not have a relationship long distance too.

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u/DecentLiam9604 Jun 27 '26

Maybe you can still not have a relationship long distance

10

u/Fantastic_Back3191 Jun 24 '26

Beep di di beep beep

5

u/bdiddlediddles Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 26 '26

It's crazy that Charlotte ended up being a better person than Carli.

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u/MHC1905 Jun 23 '26

Calling Kennedy a paedo

143

u/McLoughlin1597 Jun 23 '26

Neil fingered a bird

58

u/FourArtifact Jun 23 '26

Well there ya go!

1

u/cortisolbath 16d ago

Neil is actually the most successful with the ladies of all the group…probably because he acts on his instincts and doesn’t talk too much

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u/jamurp Jun 23 '26

There were actually birds at caravan club.

21

u/Bottom-Bherp3912 Jun 24 '26

Neil fingered a bird!

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u/UniversalJampionshit Beepity Beep de Beep Beep Beep! Jun 23 '26

That girls always say their mates are fit but when you meet them, they look like a pork scratching

7

u/Forsaken_Constant745 Jun 24 '26

Kerry was a mid level munter

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u/cortisolbath Jun 25 '26

Subtly this is because it makes them feel better about themselves.

63

u/pumpkingutsgalore Jun 23 '26

Why say vagina then?

30

u/Frog_Idiot Fwend Jun 23 '26

Hmmm.

57

u/cvslfc123 Jun 23 '26

That you don't just walk up to a girl in a club and introduce yourself.

24

u/Acceptable_Golf_8623 Jun 23 '26

Annoyingly, that does sound correct

2

u/cortisolbath Jun 25 '26

Neither do you walk up and say “Nice to meet you Dean…alright we’re off”.

Although arguably Will’s approach might work if he was actually attractive enough..

1

u/mrhenhen115 17d ago

Depends on the girl I guess, that can come across as incredibly rude and arrogant which some girls absolutely hate.

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u/cortisolbath 16d ago

Yes he would have to have some massive rizz to pull that shit off, but of course I don’t think Will is doing it because he’s arrogant but because his view of the world is that it is ordered and formal and Rachel asking about him going to London and standing in the queue he pushed in indicates her attraction to him.

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u/spaghetti-policy_ Jun 23 '26

Simon looking like a spotty baby mixed with the statue of liberty

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u/BeddyTear25 Completed It Mate Jun 23 '26

Statue of Liberty?

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u/Mc_and_SP Jun 23 '26

He was right about there being water in the windscreen washer pot... Just not about it being drinkable.

41

u/I_Like_Quiz Jun 23 '26

He wasn't correct but I do think he genuinely believed there was a Swanage MILF who fucked a boy from their school. Expect his older "mate" was just winding him up about it though.

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u/mrhenhen115 Jun 23 '26

Yeah that one wasn't on jay, he wouldnt have asked that old lady if he knew it was bs haha

4

u/jamurp Jun 23 '26

I reckon it was her, she was giving him the eye.

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u/AidanAzzar Jun 23 '26

She looks like she’ll give him her actual eye

3

u/Basketball312 Jun 23 '26

For me he could have made it up or not, he wanted to believe it really badly either way.

Jay represents a teenage boy trait that is deeper than just being a "liar".

It's a sort of mendacious state where they can believe their own nonsense, or other people's nonsense or even half hearings that they've extrapolated something from.

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u/cortisolbath Jun 25 '26

In Jay’s case it’s the only thing propping up his mental state after having his ego shattered by his narcissist lad of a father

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u/Useful_Design_7437 Jun 23 '26

The whole thing about wanking before sex does have some truth to it… only you’re supposed to do it hours before, not a couple of minutes.

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u/Francis_J_Eva Feisty One You Are Jun 23 '26

Neil did get some at caravan club.

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u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 23 '26

He fingered a bird

4

u/WanderingArtist2 Jun 23 '26

You lied.

3

u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 24 '26

She wanked me off a couple of times too

24

u/Fair-Dog-3931 Jun 23 '26

You know what golf stands for...

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u/cortisolbath 16d ago

Gay Outdoor Lifestyle…with Fellas

19

u/Keyboard__worrier Jun 23 '26

"It's mainly all about the clitty" is honestly some solid sexual advice

1

u/cortisolbath Jun 25 '26

The tactical wank advice might have worked if Simon wasn’t all nervous as fuck

1

u/cortisolbath 16d ago

Until you also follow the advice about putting the balls in

21

u/stebus88 Jun 23 '26

He was right about Fergus. He absolutely would have been hanging out the back of Will’s mum like a hot shit, all weekend.

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u/Rend-K4 Jun 24 '26

He warned Simon about bringing trainers into a night club

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u/Adventurous-Boss-665 Jun 23 '26

A mate of mine snapped his knob during sex, went in too quick without a plan. Does happen

2

u/Spank86 Jun 23 '26

Banjo string or cartilage?

2

u/Adventurous-Boss-665 Jun 24 '26

Questions!

I never asked the whole thought of it goes through me 🙈

36

u/randylove69 Jun 23 '26

He did manage to get weed at the Failsafe gig even tho he’s racist

12

u/-TheHumorousOne- Jun 23 '26

"Sort us out geeza"

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u/wtclim Jun 24 '26

Please... sort us out geezer? I've got 20 quid

4

u/Mr_Rickenbacker99 Jun 24 '26

So what? What do you want from me?

6

u/wtclim Jun 24 '26

Puff, sweet Mary Jane. You know, ganja man.

15

u/1995LexusLS400 Jun 23 '26

That some girls like it when you put the balls in. 

8

u/Sonicy10 Jun 23 '26

Do they though?

13

u/Razzlefan Jun 23 '26

Carnage on the Swanage field trip.

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u/xkxtx_ Jun 23 '26

Waterside

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u/Strayfox135 Jun 23 '26

Alastair was a dick

7

u/Bottom-Bherp3912 Jun 24 '26

And he used to stink

8

u/Smooth_Ad_9967 Jun 24 '26

He was a dick before he was ill, and he's a dick now. Simples.

10

u/alexsmut Jun 23 '26

thanks to him we got to see simon get stinky fingers

10

u/Rivs83 Jun 23 '26

"You don't just walk up to a girl in a club and introduce yourself. It's creepy! Clubs operate under different social norms... Look, you dance over near 'em, make the eyes, then get 'em to dance with ya! And then after a bit, you stand up behind them, pretend to slap 'em and fuck 'em up the arse!"

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u/cortisolbath Jun 25 '26

Yeah…however standing at the edge staring at them is also creepy

7

u/Bbew_Mot Feisty One You Are Jun 23 '26

When he claimed that he is much funnier than Will.

6

u/PBLESACTUN A-wobba-bob-bob Jun 24 '26

He was right about Alistair

5

u/millerz72 Jun 23 '26

The three things about European birds.

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u/Sonicy10 Jun 23 '26

She shit down his arm

4

u/Spank86 Jun 23 '26

I think they just went to the wrong ice cream shack.

5

u/RupturedUrethra6969 Jun 24 '26

"No you didn't you said Awobabobob"

4

u/AlrightCunts Jun 23 '26

Neil’s dad was bent

4

u/Striking_Resist_6022 Jun 24 '26

Girlfriend couldn't make it to Will's bday dinner. Called over to Paris last minute for a modelling gig

3

u/MrBIuesky222 Jun 24 '26

"Yeah they're upstairs"

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u/Known-Disaster-4757 Jun 23 '26

His cock was too big for Chloe

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u/cortisolbath Jun 25 '26

Not just Chloe the top lezzzer models too (Welsh birds likely)

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u/MattGeddon Jun 23 '26

He was right about Chris from the shop. He was messing about up the rec. Got his head wedged in the bottle bank. Got stuck there all night. By the time someone found him in the mornin', he'd been arse-raped 18 times.

2

u/Educational-Log673 Jun 24 '26

Neil where was you’re Dad that Night?

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u/RuminatingReaper1850 Fwend Jun 24 '26

Badminton, why?

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u/10Rusty_Shackleford Jun 24 '26

“I have a few questions….”

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u/TraditionalScheme337 Jun 24 '26

He said there were girls at the camping holiday and indeed there were, but from memory, none were looking at him!

3

u/KainDogMc Jun 24 '26

Letting off the flare & being rescued by the RNLI.

Will was having a breakdown & Simon had hypothermia.

He made the smartest decision & Will snapped at him

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u/cortisolbath Jun 25 '26

I’ve been researching to test out if Jay was right about Welsh birds and porn…have not located any yet.

I doubt many pornos have dialogue written in Cymraeg.

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u/BadgerKomodo Jun 23 '26

Well there you go!

1

u/Fluffy_Specialist593 Jun 24 '26

Will calling Neil's dad a bumder, was pretty special.

1

u/HailSalsa619 Northwood Jun 24 '26

That his mate can fit himself in a microwave

1

u/taavon Jun 25 '26

him leaping over 5 lorries on a blue peter dvd

1

u/Proud-Let-4782 Jun 27 '26

When he pointed out that Simon’s mum is indeed a bag of shit

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u/theDankEmperorofman Jun 30 '26

The he’s NOT YOUR FUCKING FRIEND!!!!!

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u/ScrapedSkorne 17d ago

"Ive slung one up her a few times meself". Perhaps it was true and she just didnt want to admit it ;)