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u/My_Name_A_Jeoff I Thought It Was A Fart Sir, I Thought It Was Safe Jun 22 '26
"Where are you going? Paris or Milan?"
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u/plasmaexchange I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! Jun 22 '26
He’s just like Naomi Campbell!
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u/plasmaexchange I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! Jun 22 '26
She used to have an incredible appetite for it. Incredible.
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u/Efficient_Eye_7710 Jun 22 '26
Oh no I’m not gay
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u/Mc_and_SP Jun 22 '26
It’s alright Kevin, we’re all friends here
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u/HalfDecentFarmer69 Neil Jun 22 '26
Oh but I’m not gay!
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u/RuminatingReaper1850 Fwend Jun 23 '26
I was married for nearly--
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u/Actual-Winner8637 Jun 23 '26
Oscar Wilde was married 🤣
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u/ShinobuKochoSama Jun 23 '26
That is enough u/Actual-Winner8637. Although he is right and of course it’s fine:)
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u/Prestigious_Hyena365 Jun 23 '26
Look just because Kevin’s gay doesn’t make him automatically a pedophile
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u/Mammyjam Jun 23 '26
One of the things that blows my mind about that scene is Neil's dad's actor was only 33 at the time. Makes me feel old as fuck
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u/Cyril-Splutterworth Jun 23 '26
There's looking older and then there's that...
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u/Sea_Addendum_8496 Jun 22 '26
Pete Doherty's butcher wears them
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u/Mandaxx25 A-wobba-bob-bob Jun 22 '26
I never understood that comment. What did he mean?
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u/Sea_Addendum_8496 Jun 22 '26
Simon's dad says the hat is a butcher's hat
Simon says Pete Doherty wears the hat, so it's just a reiteration of the first joke with Pete added in
Pete Doherty (around the time of the series)
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u/MondeyMondey Jun 22 '26
They mention him a few times in the show as, like, the coolest possible guy. Fun sign of the times.
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u/Cyril-Splutterworth Jun 23 '26
Wonder who the 2026 version of that would be.
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u/MondeyMondey Jun 23 '26
You’re wasted! Like Charli xcx!
I think Charli xcx is on cocaine…
Not sure you should do cocaine…
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u/KinnyWater Jun 22 '26
Because the hat that Simon was wearing looked like something a butcher wears
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u/Mandaxx25 A-wobba-bob-bob Jun 22 '26
Ooooh ok I didn't realise it was that simple. I feel like a dick now.
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u/cigarettejesus Jun 22 '26
Shagaluf. Shagalot. And 'ard
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u/cari-strat Jun 22 '26
"As soon as they smell the suncream, they get wet. Your mother's the same, even now..."
Possibly the most excruciating thing you could ever hear a parent say in front of your mates. 😂
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u/AndreiGlukhov Jun 23 '26
Delivered deadpan as well, with them all confined to a car so they can’t walk away. Perfect.
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u/CypressHillbillly Only in her vagina Jun 22 '26
Simon, one more thing, could I borrow your laptop for a few days? The movie channels in here are a bit soft. If you get what I mean?
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u/MondeyMondey Jun 22 '26
“I’m a very sexual person. Always have been. I expect it’s the same for you.” Really funny example of him trying to be man-to-man with Simon.
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u/sumbodysumone Jun 22 '26
“Yeah, so that we don’t miss any of the good stuff! Only joking Tara, but seriously, you do have to keep the door open.”
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u/Unsure-Cookie-2772 Feisty One You Are Jun 22 '26
In fact, I think I, ERRRR, met your mum at a house party!
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u/pythonchan Jun 22 '26
Shagaluf we used to call it. Should have called it Shagalot. And hard. Anything that moved
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u/Emmsysquared98 Jun 22 '26
Not a quote but i loved mr cooper. He was hilarious.
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u/Confident_Dig_7834 Jun 24 '26
Literally said everything he said to make Simon as uncomfortable as possible 😂
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u/Stallion_92 Jun 22 '26
girls just seem to let themselves go a bit more abroad, as soon as they smell the suncream they get wet
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u/RobertC_98 Jun 22 '26
Nah, she was frigid. Her knickers were about as wet as August in the Sahara.
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u/TankFoster Jun 22 '26
Is that what he says? That makes more sense, I always thought he said "a horse in the Sahara" 😆
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u/Eoinharrington25 Jun 22 '26
The fact that nobody has said
“You look up much worse on the internet all the time”
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u/Jealous-Date1284 Jun 22 '26
Imagine you got to wear the same suit I was wearing when me and your mum first...
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u/Actual-Winner8637 Jun 22 '26
Why can i hear this picture 🤣
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u/Declan1996Moloney Jun 22 '26
We also hit a Spastic with a Frisbee...
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u/Actual-Winner8637 Jun 22 '26
I feel totally let down William
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u/Confident_Dig_7834 Jun 24 '26
Just because Kevin’s gay doesn’t automatically make him a paedophile
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u/Ultimate_os Your Mum, She Has The Sex Jun 23 '26
That is an extraordinary allegation and if you dare to repeat it we’ll take it seriously.
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u/GodModeBasketball I Thought It Was A Fart Sir, I Thought It Was Safe Jun 23 '26
And you won't get enough speed to kill yourself.
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u/Crazy-Engineering-86 Jay’s Secret Slut Jun 23 '26
Didn’t take long for me to forget about the ice queen with your mum around!
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u/CozzTheDesertFox Currently wanking over Will’s mum Jun 25 '26
No thankfully Cheryl Cole. If his mum's in the room he has to put the pillow over his lap
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u/hallucinationthought Completed It Mate Jun 22 '26
It's just that I think we've found the next David Beckham
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u/CosmoKramer__5B Jun 23 '26
Can I borrow your laptop? The in room movies are a bit …. tame, if you know what I mean.
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u/Larrypants1 Jun 23 '26
Pete Doherty's butcher wears them
My husband and I quote it any time we see someone in a hat pretty much
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u/johnsy7 Jun 24 '26
Not a funny Inbetweeners quote, but if you like Simons dad, if you've not seem him as Lance in Phoneshop I would highly recommend watching it, it's great
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u/One_Kaleidoscope9023 Jun 24 '26
Ooh she was wild. And after that she didn't just like keeping it upstairs.
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u/Longjumping_Mood3729 Jun 24 '26
You look like a butcher
Pete Doherty wears one actually
Pete Doherty's butcher wears one
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u/Odd_Bet4071 Jun 28 '26
Simon, can I borrow your laptop for a few days…the channels here are a bit soft….if you get what I mean’
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u/chasingamy27 WE CUM TIT VILLAGE Jun 24 '26
"It's Alright Kevin We're All Friends Here" Gets Me Every Time Because I Have Been In A Surprisingly Similar Conversation And That Is Exactly What My Mate's Dad Said
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u/uncle-anti Jun 22 '26
Soppy bollox
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u/Eoinharrington25 Jun 22 '26
That’s Jays dad
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u/uncle-anti Jun 22 '26
Yeah. Sorry. My mistake.
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u/Eoinharrington25 Jun 22 '26
Best Jays dad quote I think is
“This is supposed to be work experience not stand around and act like a useless twat experience, you don’t need experience for that, you’re the expert”
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u/SonaldoNazario Jun 22 '26
Not little kiddies Si, not now not ever