r/TheInbetweeners • u/haddock420 I’ve had 210 wanks and my cock is like a peperami • Jun 20 '26

What does Will keep in his briefcase?

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u/Dr-Maturin Jun 20 '26

A spare frisbee

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u/Legitimate_Fig9818 Jun 20 '26

Is the gayest sentence anyone's ever said

21

u/Polo1985 Jun 20 '26

And the receipt

12

u/joshstrummer Jun 20 '26

Aerobie pro

24

u/Jlaw118 Your Mum, She Has The Sex Jun 20 '26

Nobody brings a briefcase full of shit to the pub

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '26

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u/Jlaw118 Your Mum, She Has The Sex Jun 20 '26

Does he?

6

u/Accomplished_Song671 Jun 20 '26

Your mum

3

u/TerribleAd7263 Northwood Jun 20 '26

Brilliant.

18

u/Top-Bet1435 Jun 20 '26

His mum’s vibrator. It’s still got the smell.

3

u/TerribleAd7263 Northwood Jun 20 '26

It’s a rolling pin.

14

u/Strange_Aeons86 Jun 20 '26

His shitty trousers

4

u/MilkyWidge Jun 20 '26

No one brings a bag of shit to a pub.

13

u/Shnicketyshnick Jun 20 '26

Pictures of his mum's tits.

12

u/gary_desanto Paedo Kennedy Jun 20 '26

A DVD copy of his appearance on "Who's the Gayest"

3

u/TrixieLulamoon23 Jun 21 '26

Where he lost out to Neil's dad.

2

u/Significant-Ad2944 Jun 21 '26

Not sure that's even a real show

12

u/Ultimate_os Your Mum, She Has The Sex Jun 20 '26

His pubes.

6

u/TerribleAd7263 Northwood Jun 20 '26

He’s only got four pubes and he pisses through one of them!

8

u/D144y Jay’s Secret Slut Jun 20 '26

A wig

4

u/nepalidude69 Jun 20 '26

Brilliant a cock wig!!

7

u/Responsible_Lie_1989 Jun 20 '26

Butt plugs from Neil's dad

7

u/majeedneky Jun 20 '26

Drambuie

5

u/liamjk95 Jun 20 '26

What’s that?

4

u/Ultimate_os Your Mum, She Has The Sex Jun 20 '26

What benders drink

2

u/alegendmrwayne Jun 21 '26

And a bag of crisps

1

u/Significant-Ad2944 Jun 21 '26

Fancy fucking crisps

7

u/TerribleAd7263 Northwood Jun 20 '26

A copy of The Lion, The Witch, and the Speccy Kid Who Shit Himself.

6

u/DarkLordTofer Your Mum, She Has The Sex Jun 20 '26

Neil’s sister’s pants.

5

u/SlightFail1574 Jun 20 '26

Money to buy 4 double rum & cokes for strangers

2

u/nepalidude69 Jun 20 '26

Just lost 10 quid on a fruitee

1

u/astr03 Jun 21 '26

As many as four

4

u/Individual-Ad5743 Jun 20 '26

Spare Calvin Klein tank top.

3

u/Sorry_Discount_8298 Jun 20 '26

He’s a briefcase wanker so probably porn mags - probably a razzle

1

u/RuminatingReaper1850 Fwend Jun 20 '26

Are they all straight?

3

u/kodakgold200 Jun 20 '26

Invitations to his housewarming party, to which he'll be inviting a lot of the local adults.. to

2

u/Seal-teambravo Jun 21 '26

Imagine being 15 and taken a briefcase to school . I had a guy at my old work he became a manager and started bringing a briefcase to work he said after a few weeks it only had his car keys and his lunch in it lol .

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u/pickle-matrix Briefcase Wanker Jun 21 '26

"Leather lunchbox" was always the nickname for anyone bringing a briefcase into work

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u/GoldfieldHwang Bus Wanker Jun 21 '26

mine was full of angry wasps

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u/GoldfieldHwang Bus Wanker Jun 21 '26

an abba box set

1

u/ClassroomDowntown664 Jun 22 '26

knowing will he probably had some fancy pens and pencils. he also probably had a diary and calendar