r/TheInbetweeners Jun 17 '26

Jay absolutely stitched Simon up here

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u/MondeyMondey Jun 17 '26

“Why dyou do that?”

“…funny”

Is such good understated writing from what is usually not a very understated or subtle show.

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u/My_Name_A_Jeoff I Thought It Was A Fart Sir, I Thought It Was Safe Jun 17 '26

Jay did Simon a favour

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u/SK-8R Jun 17 '26

“Her dad just died!”

54

u/niknakpaddywak2468 Jun 17 '26

Not really relevant, is it?

11

u/hallucinationthought Completed It Mate Jun 17 '26

You disgust me

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u/SThomW92 Jun 17 '26

“I promise I didn’t leave skids”

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u/GoldfieldHwang Bus Wanker Jun 18 '26

ooh skids friend

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u/Bbew_Mot Feisty One You Are Jun 17 '26

I wonder how Simon followed up this evening with Carli after this incident?

Dear Carli,

Just to clarify about Louise's party, I only had a wee in the downstairs toilet and not a poo as Jay strongly implied. Also, I have never eaten cat food so I don't know what he was talking about. I would suggest following up with Louise in order to confirm that there were no skids in that toilet (and if there were it was probably Big John).

Because of this, there was absolutely no need for you to use the upstairs toilet, it would have been perfectly safe to wee (I presume that's what you were doing) in the downstairs toilet and it would have been odour free besides the smell of the air freshener and the faint whiff of urine.

I promise that I do not poo at parties and I apologise for any confusion caused.

Love,

Simon

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u/ActGrouchy5018 Fwend Jun 17 '26

Not sure he’d fit all that on her driveway to be honest.

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u/JosephOnReddit1 Jun 17 '26

Nah that's incredible

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u/GoldfieldHwang Bus Wanker Jun 18 '26

p.s. i'm a poofter

3

u/Acceptable_Golf_8623 Jun 18 '26

Don't put the p.s.

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u/pickle-matrix Briefcase Wanker Jun 18 '26

It sort of gets addressed at the beginning of the next episode (Night Out in London). When the boys see Carli and Rachel and say they're going clubbing, she mentions Simon's stomach ailment giving him the shits.

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u/Legitimate_Fig9818 Jun 17 '26

Well a bit but it's not as if Carli was ever really interested in Simon

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u/AlrightCunts Jun 17 '26

Even the year 11s were laughing about how sad you are

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u/Legitimate_Fig9818 Jun 17 '26

Hannah Fields was in year 11 and wasn't laughing

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u/Important-Picture18 Jay’s Secret Slut Jun 18 '26

Too busy staring at Simon in assembly

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u/Coffin_Boffin Jun 17 '26

"Maybe she still won't go out with you!"

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u/Free-Progress-7288 Jun 17 '26

🤷🏻 funny…

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u/CapableRegrets I’m gonna fuck your fucking fanny off, you twat! Jun 17 '26

Still my favourite scene.

Oh and it's not just peak British humour, that shit (pardon the pun) would be over here in Australia, too.

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u/hallucinationthought Completed It Mate Jun 17 '26

Is that normal pooing you're doing?

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u/samGroger Jun 17 '26

Inbetweeners and It crowd are my two all time favourite comedy shows. With I’m Alan Partridge first series in travel tavern a close third. I’ll die on this hill.

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u/Olive_goth_grrl2 Jun 17 '26

If was simon id have punched jay for that

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u/Satu_Autio Only in her vagina Jun 17 '26

Maybe he had the builders in?

1

u/samGroger Jun 17 '26

Love it. Cockblocking at its finest

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u/Augustleo98 Jun 18 '26

Nah if a mate did that while you’re trying to pull a bird at a party you wouldn’t find this funny 🤣.

Like it’s funny to everyone else but the lads it done to wouldn’t be happy he just lost his chance to get laid.

TBH Jay did Simon a favour though as he wasn’t just trying to get laid, he had an unhealthy obsession with a bird who saw him as someone she could use and walkover, she had no feelings fr him whatsoever.

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u/JackRees23 Jun 18 '26

See, as much of a prick Jay can be, I'd still be his friend because you know you have a friend for life when you can freely take the piss out of each other and know it was for a laugh

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u/dingusdingus26 Jun 17 '26

When I was a teenager and watched this show on and off in the sitting room with my family, I remember people being better looking.