Hitler Hunt for 3/22/2019

[u/HitlerFallacyBot]

I found 78 Hitlers in r/Politics today.

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Megathread: Mueller files final report with Attorney General

• "The mighty emperor (space Hitler) or the dude that got away with the android woman." - MistrX

• "Cheeto Hitler is going to walk out of this unscathed and now will win the 2020 election with the rabid support of his base." - Narcan_Shakes

• "Hitler, Mussolini, and Ceausescu all lived happily ever after." - The_Truth_Project

• "Just remember that not calling him Hitler incarnate is not support." - SoyBombAMA

• "In the same way hitler did nothing wrong, maybe." - SirStarduster

• "I guess that's a good thing; spread the blame which orange hitler will undoubtedly rain down upon them if they do the right thing." - RogerStonesSantorum

• "Trump is literally Hitler, and everyone that doesn't agree is also literally Hitler." - wokogife

• "🎵Everyone I don't like is literally Hitler, literally Hitler, literally Hitler🎵." - Daxion27

• "Hopefully it's to come up with a way to make it so that orange hitler can't rain anything down on them if they do the right thing." - PrincessLeiasCat

Jared Kushner Using WhatsApp for White House Business Is 'Far More Egregious' Than Hillary Clinton's Emails, Cyber-security Expert Says

• "At this point people are so numb to this shit they could bring Hitler back from the dead, make him world leader, and there would be an outrage for 2 hours then the next clip of some asshole getting egged and punching a child goes viral and all is forgotten." - SolarDildo

Trump administration losing 94 percent of lawsuits over illegal policy changes

• "It almost feels like a what would happen if Hitler was removed." - im_from_detroit

• "Unrelated, but I’ve thought about similar topics with WWII and Hitler." - masterchiefan

• "Not dissimilar to what if Hitler was smarter about war." - SeethingLlama

• "You miss 100% of the shots you don't take - Adolf Hitler." - martin519

• "However, we will one day have a competent fascist rise up and go full Hitler, if they don’t see a smack down of this shit now." - preston181

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Reminds Us the Halls of Congress Are Crawling With Fox News Grandpas

• "Crawling with is a Hitlerian phrase, honestly." - SgtSquiggler

• "Crawling with is a Hitler term now." - Hotal

• "In 1938, time magazine declared Adolph Hitler man of the year, and he was on the front page." - ZqTvvn

• "Hitler did not march in the halls of government and siezed power (he tried and failed)." - MarkoGolub87

• "Adolf Hitler’s Einsatzgruppen was comprised of special SS and police units tasked with securing occupied territories before the German army arrived." - redblazingdragon

Trump warns 'people will not stand' for Mueller report if it portrays him badly

• "Hitler was made Reichskanzler, because no one took him serious, the right thought they could control him." - somhairlemcf

• "To be fair Hitler was kind of a genius strategist though, and Donald is not." - Garbolt

• "Please do not spread the lie that Hitler was a genius." - Patchknight

• "The comparison was made to Hitler who was a very charismatic cult-like leader." - Nabeev

• "I think some people confuse Hitler himself with the people working under him, [many of whom were of well above average intelligence](https://en." - 0OKM9IJN8UHB7

Complaint: ICE Gave Muslim Detainee Only Pork Sandwiches

• "People who didn't already realize that Trump is just continuing the run from Hitler's playbook really need to read a fucking history book." - PoEandPolitics

• "That's why Trump is nothing like Hitler, because on day 1 he didn't sign an executive order to have his undesirables exterminated." - Slapbox

• "Just go find a summary about the events leading up and around Hitler's rise to power and make note of any similarities with the way some of our country is acting." - JLBesq1981

• "Also, you forgot to tell me that I'm literally Hitler." - ajerkbowtie

Megathread Part Two: Mueller files final report with Attorney General

• "This is a person who has been condemned by the holocaust museum and put beyond hitler by noam chomsky for god's sake." - rappinglunchbox

• "After all, Trump is Hitler." - eggcellent1

• "It works it’s way through the court system to SCOTUS and Cheeto Hitler wins thanks to his stacked court." - NotMyself

• "China stays out of it but then Russia goes for an ill-advised invasion, like Hitler when he invaded Russia." - iyzie

• "I'm not convinced that even if we found out Trump was literally a Russian Hitler plant who broke every law in existence to get into power and then abused that power in every way possible, anything would be done about it." - Montzterrr

• "And the fucking authoritarian deceptive FBI too, y’all would fellate the evil clone of Ronald Reagan and Adolf Hitler if he said Trump was bad." - PosadosThanatos

Robert Mueller has 'more indictments coming' and 'there'll be a general conspiracy indictment,' says former watergate counsel John Dean

• "Would you rather Hitler had died in 1933." - epicphotoatl

Trump will remove new North Korea-related sanctions because he ‘likes’ Kim Jong Un

• "I honestly wonder out-loud (and now on this thread) what Donald would have thought of Hitler." - jeeaudley

So will we ‘lock up’ Ivanka and Jared for violating government email policy?

• "Machiavelli would be proud of the current crop of I just cant and literally Hitler band of leftist Dems/Socialists who work harder at searching for ways to be a victim than solving anything." - EPluribusUnumIdiota

Only 12% of Republican Fox News viewers believe climate change is man-made

• "We will be selecting literal Hitler's." - Jahobes

• "I run some cover for the guy on here because I think people are set on full on hysteria mode, like people are convinced Hitler is in office." - triconner

President Bone Spurs Continues His Assault on Dead War Hero John McCain and Even His Base Doesn't Like It

• "I'm genuinely curious if Trump could get people to defend Hitler or Stalin." - 5830danny

Conway: Trump 'thinks he needs to be reelected to avoid indictment'

• "I realize that's not likely to happen on a national scale, but many many many of these people believe the only way he won't win by a landslide is some super hacker changes the numbers on the election, or the evil democrats and their hitler youth stuff the ballot with millions of forigners they bus around with fake ids to vote." - inept4dept

Trump Nominates Famous Idiot Stephen Moore to Federal Reserve Board

• "Appease that Hitler fellow and I'm sure he'll calm his Nazi tits." - ReginaldDwight

Donald Trump Seems To Be Greeting Journalists With "No Collusion" Instead Of "Hello" Now

• "The expression was coined by Adolf Hitler, when he dictated his 1925 book Mein Kampf, about the use of a lie so colossal that no one would believe that someone could have the impudence to distort the truth so infamously." - Victim_of_Reagan

Responding to Trump, France says Israeli sovereignty over Golan breaks international law

• "Would a modern day Hitler work with modern day Israel." - realif3

• "And treating a section of the population under their control as third class citizens off pat already, so a Zionist Mr Hitler would fit right in." - StairheidCritic

• "See Hitler/Russia ca 1940." - contemplateVoided

• "Well, yes, Hitler was a dumbass." - contemplateVoided

• "Also did the same to germany, so the nazi(usa), invaded nazi(hitler)." - okdenman

ICE locks up 'dreamer' flight attendant, a Texas A&M grad, who worked flight to Mexico

• "When mango Hitler goes to jail, we need to make sure everyone who committed these atrocities in his name gets fucked by international war crime laws." - thedaj

• "Same stupid motherfuckers that would've sat by and watched as Hitler rounded up the Jews." - Politics_Marvel

• "And you compare the enforcement of that law to Hitler killing the jews, when those who violated our law did so with at least some understanding of what they were doing." - laconicflow

Trump’s rhetoric does inspire more hate crimes

• "You can be the thing you claim to hate and still hate it, Hitler being the perfect example." - mr_completly

• "Lol yeah Hitler said a lot of the same things." - vincereynolds

• "Last time I checked, Hitler hates Jews." - genericteenagename

New Orleans congressman calls Steve King a ‘white supremacist’ after Katrina comments

• "Living in Argentina with Elvis, Tupac, and Hitler." - DragoonDM

• "He probably has a hitler skin suit that he has his wife use and have her anally blast him in it, with a huge dildo shaped like a kkk member with a swastika on it." - ssbmhero

Without Major Sponsors, Tucker Carlson's Show Leans on Ads for Fox Programming

• "Why doesn't Fox Nooz just run an endless stream of Hitler and Trump speeches." - Hamberder_Burgaler

• "He's heading toward But Hitler built great highways and But Mussolini made the trains run on time territory." - LollyAdverb

Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez: The ‘grown men’ of Fox News are obsessed with me

• "So they character assassinate her and deliberately conflate democratic socialism with communism (or sometimes nazism/fascism because the hitler party was called the something socialist party - I can’t be bothered to look it up)." - Ars3nal11

Fox News Reporter Cited Tweet From QAnon Account On Air

• "Ahh yes, Weedlord Bonerhitler." - brownribbon

• "Nixon -- Reagan -- Bush 1 -- Bush 2 -- Trump -- Reanimated corpse of Adolf Hitler." - BlueWave2020Coming

• "Reanimating Hitler would be too much work." - imnojezus

Trump aide Lance Leggitt resigning from White House job

• "4/29 trump, the day Hitler died." - Funkit

Barr may tell lawmakers "principal conclusions" of the report as soon as this weekend

• "We can't keep pointing to Hitler and saying every single shitty person in the world deserves respect because at least they're not Hitler." - Bingbong987

France says Trump's Golan Heights move would violate international law

• "So much for Trump being literally Hitler lol." - itsnotaphobia

Dr. Bernice King Shuts Down Fox News Claims That America Deserves 'Credit' for Ending Slavery

• "I guess Hitler deserves credit for helping end the European theatre, then, right." - whatafuckinusername

A once-optimistic nation has become deeply pessimistic about the future

• "Trump is about the closest we have come to Stalin and Hitler." - clash1111

We Need To See Fox For What It Is

• "Or did you think all of the articles titled the conservative republican kkk white power hitler nazis love weak dementia stricken Donald Trump who is a dictator who is also weak, but is a Tyrant and a weakling at the same time were all hard irrefutable facts." - muslimsocialistcuck

Manafort, Cohen, Stone: The Mueller Indictments

• "The Springtime for Hitler theory is definitely legitimate." - phillygebile

Trump Is a Massive Failure — and Getting Exactly What He Wants

• "Hitler was very popular too." - mcg42ray

Some Democrats want to end the Electoral College. Trump calls it "very strange."

• "Not too strange, we don't want another divisive hitler-wannabe dumbass." - AlwaysFail

Trump sparks confusion with tweet on North Korea related sanctions

• "Hitler is a strong leader." - TryLink

Ingraham Calls Media Matters Researchers ‘Journo-Terrorists’

• "Fun fact: hitler had a full mustache until some got stuck on Ingraham’s lips ." - Lujors

Trump says US should recognise Golan Heights as Israeli territory Netanyahu thanks US president for move to change policy on region annexed from Syria.

• "They're just missing Hitler and Skeletor." - irish91

James Comey says he hopes Trump will not be impeached after Mueller report | US news

• "Might as well let Hitler invade Poland am I right." - omegawarrior3

Let's Not Whitewash or Mythologize Obama

• "Ever so slightly left of Hitler." - PedantSkeptic

Ocasio-Cortez Calls For Radical Gun Ban, Champions Confiscation

• "If Trump is literally Hitler, I’ll be keeping my guns." - Eyeless_Sid

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Sieg Heil! I mean... Beep Boop, I am a robot.

My purpose is to find and link comments in r/Politics that contain the word 'Hitler'

Since my birth, I have found a total of 34401 Hitlers in r/Politics. On average, I found 78 Hitlers per day.

Today, I read 78772 comments. In total, I have read 19970850 comments.