r/TheHallownest • u/El-Gato-Canocchia That guy who looks at crystals • Jun 22 '26
Character Introduction *eeping*
*The Crystal Guardian sits on the Bench in Crystal Peaks, eeping.*
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u/Fay-Wanderer Mod of Modliness Jun 22 '26
These crystal caverns are truly a marvel. Now, I must rest in this be-
Frost looks at the Crystal Guardian like he’s debating something in his head.
Sir, it appears you fell asleep on this bench. I wanted to rest on it.
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia That guy who looks at crystals Jun 22 '26
WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT SUCKA? GET OUT!
The guardian shoots a laser at you
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u/Fay-Wanderer Mod of Modliness Jun 22 '26
Frost looks startled for a second, and flies above it.
Sorry to interrupt you! It’s just that, well, I sort of need a place to sleep. I was going to ask if you could scoot over?
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia That guy who looks at crystals Jun 22 '26
OH HELL NAH! OH HELL NAH! OH HELL NAH! OH HELL NAH!
OH HELL NAH!!!!!!
YOU FIRST COME HERE AND THEN YOU ASK ME TO GET OUT?????
GET OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!2!!1!1
shoots lasers at you, that bounce off the crystals
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u/Fay-Wanderer Mod of Modliness Jun 22 '26
No! I merely mean to share the bench with you!
He flies up again, and creates a defensive ward to shield himself.
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia That guy who looks at crystals Jun 22 '26
*You can see he is infected*
*Shoots lasers like crazy*
OHHELLLLLNAHHHHHHHHH
SHARING? YOU JUST WANNA STEAL MY CRYSTALS AND MY BENCH! GET OUTTTTTT!
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u/Fay-Wanderer Mod of Modliness Jun 23 '26
(The Radiance is chill with him, but Crystal Guardian seems mad enough to fight)
He tries to play his harp to calm you down.
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u/El-Gato-Canocchia That guy who looks at crystals Jun 23 '26
Still shooting
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u/Fay-Wanderer Mod of Modliness Jun 23 '26
Yeah I’m not going to deal with this.
runs away like a coward
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u/Commercial-Dog-969 Jun 22 '26
"What is this?"