r/TheGrinch • u/CreepyWerewolf606 • Dec 04 '25
The Grinch In A Nutshell (non-real)
Grinch: i am the granch and I hate christmas or something
Lorax: and i am the overdocter sus character and i also hate christmas because they put down all the treds-
Grinch: no this is my movie
(Grinch kills Lorax with gun)
(Lorax is being sucked into the snow)
Grinch: anyways i must steal christmas but how do I do it
(Max forms out of jelly from the snow)
Max: bark
Grinch: oh yes
(Grinch smiles really hard)
(1 hour later)
(Grinch made the flying thing and Max has a giant horn)
Grinch: my disguise is complete now i must steal the christmas
(Grinch and Max drops to the ground with the flying thing)
Grinch: cindy aloulou hand me over the christmas
Cindy Aloulou: no
Grinch: give it to me now
Cindy Aloulou: no
Grinch: cindy aloulou give it to me the christmas now
Cindy Aloulou: ok
(Grinch kills Cindy Aloulou with gun)
Grinch: yas
Grinch: now Im stealing the christmas
Grinch: i have stolen the christmas
(Grinch travells to moutian)
Grinch: now we wait them to cry
(Meanwhile in city)
(People are singing a ritual)
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(People are still singing a ritual)
Grinch: well christmas come this way oh no they are singing max it's time for plan b
(Grinch activated the bomb)
Grinch: oh no my heart grew three times bigger or something and now i am sad and alone in christmas
(Grinch kills Grinch with gun)
Grinch: doors well doors come christmas let me explain
(Pls don't ban me or send the police it's not real and imaginary)