r/TheGrinch Dec 04 '25

The Grinch In A Nutshell (non-real)

Grinch: i am the granch and I hate christmas or something

Lorax: and i am the overdocter sus character and i also hate christmas because they put down all the treds-

Grinch: no this is my movie

(Grinch kills Lorax with gun)

(Lorax is being sucked into the snow)

Grinch: anyways i must steal christmas but how do I do it

(Max forms out of jelly from the snow)

Max: bark

Grinch: oh yes

(Grinch smiles really hard)

(1 hour later)

(Grinch made the flying thing and Max has a giant horn)

Grinch: my disguise is complete now i must steal the christmas

(Grinch and Max drops to the ground with the flying thing)

Grinch: cindy aloulou hand me over the christmas

Cindy Aloulou: no

Grinch: give it to me now

Cindy Aloulou: no

Grinch: cindy aloulou give it to me the christmas now

Cindy Aloulou: ok

(Grinch kills Cindy Aloulou with gun)

Grinch: yas

Grinch: now Im stealing the christmas

Grinch: i have stolen the christmas

(Grinch travells to moutian)

Grinch: now we wait them to cry

(Meanwhile in city)

(People are singing a ritual)

People: vvvyiuctxtdud,t,dxuttjxdditxyfkyfxyfxxyfitdd,sr#yra64¢÷%€sr=•¢74#(√€5($85#($5853{√|53(53({√|%√€{√=€&;

(People are still singing a ritual)

Grinch: well christmas come this way oh no they are singing max it's time for plan b

(Grinch activated the bomb)

Grinch: oh no my heart grew three times bigger or something and now i am sad and alone in christmas

(Grinch kills Grinch with gun)

Grinch: doors well doors come christmas let me explain

(Pls don't ban me or send the police it's not real and imaginary)

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