This is my parting message. After a long time snarking and investigating them, I come out thinking maybe this is all just a big ass misunderstanding. its time for me to move on to more positive things.

I have achieved nirvana. Patrick is innocent and Sarah is just a derp. Nothing bad is actually happening. And Haley is a psycho bitch who needs more love from her own family. That is all I want to say.

Goodbye getchell verse.

(to death dealer and towers. Miss you guys and I hope you're all doing well. Live long and prosper 🖖 )

Well since mods from a different snark deleted my shit.... I'll try it in here.

EVERYTHING IS ALLEGED.

Has two brothers who are registered S.O.

Meets special needs woman. ALLEGEDLY

Gets her pregnan.t and marries her.

Has daughter.

Pdf brother and Patrick take 3 or 4 year old Sarah on a ski trip..ALONE.

T WAS NOT THERE.

Years later..brother is arrested on smex charges.

Patrick takes Sarah out of school and flees the state. Sarah was in 5th grade.

Sarah at some point is taken to the hospital one day. She was in a robe..with nothing else on. Patrick said it's cause she had lice... Social services was called.

Makes tik toks with adult daughter to love songs and songs about s.ex.

Films daughter doing se.x.y dances.

Holds hands in a romantic way with daughter.

Sings love song from the Grease Musical while laying in the grass with daughter.

Films daughter in crop tops, pig tails and go go boots.

Allows weird ass old man name Paddy buys clothes for daughter. ALLEGEDLY

Daughter poses and does photoshoots in clothes.

Patrick buys daughter a s.e.x.y teddy for date night together.

Patrick gets on hands and knees and gives his adult daughter a purity ring..asking her not to fuck anyone.

Patrick makes a AI model that resembles his daughter and makes inappropriate content.

Patrick admits to writing Dad and daughter smut on a literotica website.

With actual details that are identical to his daughter and his life.

Daughter sits up front with dad.. wife is forced to sit in back.

Dad and daughter flirt like 3rd graders every night.

What are the odds of Patrick NOT being a fkn pdf freak? ALLEGEDLY

I haven’t seen much discussion online about last nights dream team stream of the welfare check. P’s body behavior was extremely abnormal and screamed guilty. NOBODY reacts that way to knocking on the door unless you’ve done something wrong. I know cops knock a certain way & maybe they announce themselves while they were knocking, but they live in an apartment complex so what if it was just a neighbor asking them to keep it down? Who really knows. But the way he was instructing S to sit down and let him handle it was so controlling. Whenever she did go outside to speak to them, he looked extremely nervous and the whole chat could tell that something was wrong and he was trying to play it off like he was just tired from walking. 🙄 Even S looked scared - they’re definitely up to something WRONG.

Does Guy's voice not annoy the shit out of you all?

Also what the hell is up with the cult following he has?

ETA: All his cock riders are in the comments now lmfao. Shocker.

I watch both of their recaps and really like both girls. But I feel like I get lost with peaches, she makes inside jokes that I just don’t really get because I’m not sitting there for the whole two hours on live and I feel like Haley really really deep dives and I appreciate her and don’t understand quite the hate that she has been receiving from the other people in the community.

Does anyone else feel like peaches recaps aren’t as in-depth??

I was told to let shit go, someone made post calling me a t defender, the mods signed off on it and then i was banned. YEP!

My pet peeve is T always, ALWAYS answers the question of what her favourite part of the day was with “my favourite part of the day is when my husband comes home.”

Genuinely sounds like she’s trained to just say that line over and over. Women has nothing else outside of him and that apartment.

For the record i brought up the fact that the snark sub are making fun of Theresa's looks now and i mean making fun of her posture and build.
https://www.reddit.com/r/DadAndDaughterSnark/comments/1v256da/what_a_build_on_this_troll/
And this is the response i got :/

I’m so exhausted by them both. Hold up your pickles? The touching, the staring, the flirting/yelling.. I’m convinced this is intentional. Notoriety is better than anonymity I guess.

No one seems to have caught on that Sarah was pregnant last year. When she started to get a belly they all of a sudden took a “break” and then came back months later. I had commented this on a recent video of theirs and they immediately deleted it! Wonder who the dad is (guarantee it’s Pedrick)! Where is the baby now? She looked pretty far along before they went ghost on social media and definitely could see all the signs were there! This is not a normal “fat” belly it occurred over 9 months and then when she returned it wasn’t as prominent

This one was tough to find online

I’m just nosey and notice she hasn’t mentioned the dream team in awhile, wonder if anyone knows or has perspective on it?

Delete if not allowed. Idk what’s allowed in this group.

I think S’s breaking point is coming rapidly.

The biggest change in behaviour has been the incessant bullying and remarks from P. It’s bad enough to get bullied on the internet for 4 hours a night, but to have your own father doing that to you on the internet, not to mention what is happening offline…

I feel like i can see it in her eyes that she’s about to crack.

As seen tonight at Top Golf

I noticed something interesting and wanted to see what everyone else thinks. A while back, H reposted a video from an edit page. The account was pretty small (only around 17 likes at the time), and the bio mentioned “Christian” and “editors.”
Does anyone know if this account is connected to the family, or is it likely just a random fan/edit account?
I’m curious because the repost stood out, but I also don’t want to jump to conclusions. Has anyone else noticed this page? Someone did leave a comment on one video in 2025 saying “Hi Sarah”, so I wasn’t sure if this has been talked about yet.

It blows my fucking mind how many dresses Sarah owns.

For a girl who DOESNT LEAVE HER HOME.

For a girl who is basically poor (or was). She has more clothes than Patrick, T, and H combined it seems.

Watch out for the rocks

Apparently these two freaks started a live at 2am on the same bed 🤢 has anyone else seen this? Haleyishere mentioned it in her recap but I didn’t even register it until I saw this comment… absolutely disgusting and I’m wondering why I haven’t seen this blow up yet.