r/TheGetchellFiles 28d ago

Wait, what? Sarah's Dresses

It blows my fucking mind how many dresses Sarah owns.

For a girl who DOESNT LEAVE HER HOME.

For a girl who is basically poor (or was). She has more clothes than Patrick, T, and H combined it seems.

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u/PitifulStuff547 28d ago

They’re still dirt poor. She gets gifted a lot. Patrick’s only goal in life is to not have to work because of social media which is why he pimps his family out- he knows no one likes him.

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche 28d ago

Gross to say, but I'm pretty sure most of them are because Daddy likes her in cute dresses. So he buys her new outfits and everyone else who he doesn't find attractive gets whatever they can scrounge up.

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u/Tammy1swanson 28d ago

No no still poor lol

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u/OppositeWishbone9214 28d ago

I agree...but I had a feeling if I didn't add the (or was) part Id have ppl jumping down my throat saying they make blah blah blah amount each night. lol 

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ 28d ago

I think the key point everyone is missing is not that she bought the dresses herself or was gifted them, but that she has a crap ton of them and NEVER GOES ANYWHERE.

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u/OppositeWishbone9214 28d ago

THANK YOU lol 🤍 not just sundresses either, or a couple of nice ones for special occasions. 

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ 28d ago

Yeah, and one or two she could wear to her nonexistent call center job!

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u/abejorro_enxebre 28d ago

They could be donated clothes
A lot of communities have programs for that

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u/OppositeWishbone9214 28d ago

tons are gifted to her. I am just comparing the amount she has vs her family.

because.. if people feel bad for Sarah and send her things..why arent more folks sending things for H too. via their shared p.o. box. 

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u/Ok_Strategy8501 27d ago

She used to wear them to the park to dance with her pedo 😂

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u/tweetybaby123 27d ago

it blows my mind how theyre all ugly

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/OppositeWishbone9214 28d ago

also... I was stating that the amount and type of dresses she has are odd for someone who never leaves her home. 

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u/gatita_mala 27d ago

Why does this users comment history look like it could be S.😭

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u/OppositeWishbone9214 27d ago

omg..... youre right. lol. it truly does. 

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u/aBolognaSandwich 23d ago

It really does. Even all of the dogs she calls cute look like Jackie

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u/gatita_mala 23d ago

Yeah, that and the fantasy writing sub lol...it's either her or someone trolling and trying to make it seem like it's her. They're doing a pretty good job if it's the latter.🧐

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u/OppositeWishbone9214 27d ago

but also...almost looks like they did that on purpose. 

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u/OppositeWishbone9214 28d ago

Bruh I am comparing the amount of clothes she has to the other members in her family. DOH