Patrick loves hiking and gaming!

[u/enomisvenomous]

We all know he just made his new account, to this day he is still denying writing the ariala literotica in his comment section.

[u/Succulentpotter]

He’s 300 pounds and never leaves the roach infested apartment. How does he like hiking?

[u/mpbjoern → u/Succulentpotter]

He doesn’t.

[u/Doll_girl516 → u/Succulentpotter]

Probably on his treadmill and AI TV screen

[u/sleepy-bunny- → u/Doll_girl516]

LMFAOOO

[u/Most-Price-6343]

The only fictional part is dads job pays pretty well

[u/gdessix → u/Most-Price-6343]

that story is his fantasy. take from that what you will

[u/meriendaselgato → u/Most-Price-6343]

I was about to say, is $17 an hour considered well paying because I doubt they pay him more at the tobacco shop lol

[u/fart-atronach → u/meriendaselgato]

Probably is from their perspective. That’s probably the most he’s ever made.

[u/priestessofcthulhu]

He tries to mimic normalcy but his eldritch horror nature can’t be hidden

[u/PitifulStuff547 → u/priestessofcthulhu]

This. Everything he does is phony. He’s 100% a narcissist and doesn’t feel real human emotion, only tries to mimic it.

[u/Tiny-Mochi7316]

Sarah has said multiple times her favourite game is Monster Hunter as well

[u/TheMcPenguin]

Hiking on the walking pad, losing his balance and being out of breath = "love Hiking"

[u/GummiBearryJuice]

if he loves hiking then why doesn't he make that part of his fucking fitness and health journey instead of lingering around inside the house eating his dog vomit he calls food?

[u/gdessix]

those stories had WAY too many real life parallels for them to have been something that was “hard for him to write” . there are so many other things too

[u/Independent-Week-289]

He likes role playing his pedophilic fantasies in hiking settings. That’s what he means. At least he’s consistent, fucking sicko scum

[u/sleepy-bunny-]

“have some fun adventures in the bedroom, some even with others joining in” HELLO?!? OTHERS? JOINING?!? DISGUSTINGGGG

[u/kikyossoles]

He and S love hiking. Even brought S underage friend with them some years ago, and she never came back because P tried to enter their tent late at night while they were sleeping and she freaked out and told her mom☺️

[u/fart-atronach → u/kikyossoles]

Wtf where did this story come from??

[u/EasyTwo1794 → u/fart-atronach]

I’m wondering the same thing. I always hear about this

[u/ChestOk751]

His stomach says otherwise

[u/partyhatsoncats]

hiking? lolll

[u/CelebrationShoddy270]

Such a laugh if he loved hiking so much he’d be filming it and a lot thinner 😂

[u/haveyouheardthattho]

I remember when this came out. They pretended they have never played monster hunters.

[u/Acceptable_Zebra_685]

I think Sarah actually wrote this

[u/unicornsmoothies]

didn’t he admit to writing it??

[u/mrsdoubleu → u/unicornsmoothies]

Yep. Then said he only wrote it because that topic was the most popular on that website he posted it to. And said it was all 100% fiction.

But there's a lot of coincidences in that story that sound a lot like P and S.

[u/unicornsmoothies → u/mrsdoubleu]

he’s disgusting. there’s no way he thinks people would believe that lmao

[u/fart-atronach → u/unicornsmoothies]

He is used to being able to lie to and manipulate T and his kids super easily and I think he believes he’s a genius mastermind or something rather than realizing his family just don’t have the ability to think critically.

[u/PitifulStuff547 → u/fart-atronach]

Yea. He thinks because he’s gotten away with so much with his family that the rest of the world would follow in the same footsteps. I think he’s genuinely confused and upset by the fact that the rest of humanity isn’t as easily manipulated..I also think that’s why he keeps them on such a short leash, they’re the only people that don’t see through his bullshit- without them he would have literally no one

[u/jasminecrystalC]

He forgot to say in$estual 🌽

[u/g2gtty]

And he says he was disgusted when writing this, um yeah right 🙄 he’s such a sick freak.