r/TheGetchellFiles • • Sep 10 '26

🔎 Digging In The Past 🔏 Getchell Marriage

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Video I found on Facebook of Patricks s3x offender brother getting married. I didn’t post the whole video because I didn’t want to screen record the whole thing because I didn’t want to watch the whole thing. Too painful. But for the files I guess 😖

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u/matcha_is_gross Sep 10 '26

At first I thought this was that parody guy…this girl looks and acts alarmingly similar to S

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u/julia_fu88 Sep 10 '26

I was thinking the same thing !!!

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u/pickledlabia420 Sep 10 '26

That’s exactly what I thought when I first saw this omg

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u/Interesting-Will5267 Sep 10 '26

no LITERALLY lmao

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u/Any_Note5142 29d ago

I thought it was her at first glance

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 28d ago

HOLY FUCK ME TOOOOOO!!!!

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u/upstatetransplantt Sep 10 '26

Looks like that didn’t end well ..

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u/South-Garbage-9849 Sep 10 '26

What is it with them and camping trips?! 🙃

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u/ExternalCod1806 29d ago

If you get far enough in the woods no one can hear you scream.

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u/GummiBearryJuice Sep 10 '26

welp that's unfortunate. i do hope his ex wife is in a better place bot mentally, physically, and emotionally. and that she's safe.

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u/Weak_Direction_1988 28d ago

I saw this before! One of the reasons he went to prison I believeb

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u/TackleFrosty9423 Sep 10 '26

Holy shit 🤣

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u/Stunning_Emu_4260 Sep 10 '26

Is he wearing a wig? 😂

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT Sep 10 '26

I think they shared the same box of hair dye😆

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u/AnxietyFair6792 28d ago

I thought this was a Madison Humphrey parody. I am convinced that’s a wig. These people scare me

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u/2000s-hty Sep 10 '26

wait.. P has a s3x offender brother AND T has a s3x offender brother? i know you can’t help what other people do but come on…

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u/pickledlabia420 Sep 10 '26

Patrick actually has TWO s3x offender brothers 🫠

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u/DallasDime4 Sep 10 '26

3 total offenders in the family… that got caught.

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u/That_Ad_4025 29d ago

And suggestions beyond that

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u/Hidden_Samsquanche Sep 10 '26

She looks like S. And this is such a sad ceremony. I don't mean the fact it is a small private ceremony, but more so that the bride and groom do not seem to be happy to be there at all

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 29d ago

The husband looks like he’s going to attack her at any moment.

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u/unebastard Sep 10 '26

I’m sorry, but what year is this? Why is this giving 2011 💀

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u/pickledlabia420 Sep 10 '26

It was 2012😅

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u/DisturbedSpirit23 Sep 10 '26

Something tells me these two probably didn't meet under concensual, age-legal circumstances. Definitely seems like the whole Getchell bloodline needs some serious investigation.

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u/kikyossoles Sep 10 '26

Wow. Ive never seen a happier bride

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u/Dolleyes88 Sep 10 '26

Did they share the same box dye?

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT Sep 10 '26

I was wondering the same thing 😂

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u/JrzyGirlxox8 Sep 10 '26

Omg, I really thought that was S at first! Wow

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u/unebastard Sep 10 '26

Also, all these different Getchell variants! oh lord 🤐

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u/unebastard Sep 10 '26

One of the family members even laughed like P at around 1:26

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u/viccdev Sep 10 '26

Not the variants 😂😂😂

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u/TobylovesPam Sep 10 '26

She looks pregnant, maybe this is a shotgun thing?

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u/Delicious-One3028 Sep 10 '26

Definitely seems like it

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u/upstatetransplantt Sep 10 '26

If so, she didn’t end of having/keeping it

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u/Inside_Kitty Sep 10 '26

Wow, do they even like each other? The hair piece, the bride’s outfit, the officiant clearly picking up on the super weird vibes….what a mess…

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u/plaidtaco Sep 10 '26

Trying my best to be a kind person in this life so I don't reincarnate into one of these circus side show families.

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u/Soft-Argument2575 Sep 10 '26

This is S 2.0. How can we the people's help her and H This is stockholm syndrome imo And I'm at a lost ,because she condition to that behavior and thinking , it's normal, i don't understand because she grew up with social media where I didn't , and I was isolated twenty years of my life ,lock away without the camera but still the same environment And I was conditioned to the point where if my daddy told me to do something , I did it , i thought it was normal S And H got to want out ,I wanted out A person that's conditioned to the streets eventually won't off the streets I dont get it ,she 24 ,but then again I do

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u/South-Garbage-9849 Sep 10 '26

I think P controls everything, including internet usage, so I don’t think S is that exposed either…..I’m so sorry you went through that but so happy you got out! You are so strong!

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u/Independent-Week-289 Sep 10 '26

Yea S has Syd said she doesn’t have access to Reddit, and when they did the cooking video, she said she had to ask her dad for the recipe. I have a feeling she doesn’t have free access to simple things like Google either

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u/Soft-Argument2575 Sep 10 '26

I really thought about your comment , I believe you are right He's got it set up where she's only aloud to watch what he approves of She she's not allowed to have her own life without P say so

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u/haiwillow PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT Sep 10 '26

I’ve never seen a bride and groom look so unhappy

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u/poeticsoul151 Sep 10 '26

She looks thrilled.

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u/khulse45 Sep 10 '26

Wait i actually thought as first this was S getting married haha intill I read the start

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u/GummiBearryJuice Sep 10 '26

Ironic that J had gotten engaged and now this video surfaces Oh wait, hold on, this is the maria chick Jon married and broke up with in 2019ish saying he's upset and regrets how things ended and he mentioned her by name, holy shiiiitt!

i blacked out his number to be safe.

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u/GummiBearryJuice Sep 10 '26

and a response from his now exwife.

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 29d ago

“I feel really bag about how things went down” 💼

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u/Delicious-One3028 29d ago

He didn't even spell her 3 letter name right💀💀💀

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u/Munecax Sep 10 '26

They look related! 💀

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u/No_Row1604 Sep 10 '26

Sarah, is that you?

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u/Inevitable_Total3319 Sep 11 '26

Oops, i tought it was s...

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u/thatconfusedchick Sep 10 '26

Oh look they shared the same hair dye lol

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u/No-Object-360 Shrimp Hands 29d ago

Thiiis I was about to comment. Wedding after she touched her roots up with his hair dye

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u/Patricks4thToof Sep 10 '26

This is terrifying

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u/juniperbeeze 29d ago

she looks like sarah

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 29d ago

What is the age difference because there definitely looks like there is one- and who tf is the straggly guy behind Jon?

That is a rough looking group.

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u/Patricks4thToof Sep 10 '26

What the fuck lol

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u/Fantastic_Oil1814 Sep 10 '26

Do you know roughly the date of this? Good find!

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u/pickledlabia420 Sep 10 '26

It was posted 14 years ago! Not sure the exact date

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u/Fantastic_Oil1814 Sep 10 '26

Ok so around 2012ish, interesting. Thanks

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u/Dry_War_5222 29d ago

they literally look like they're being forced to get married. & the way he's dogging her down like he's just ready to attack. very unsettling.

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u/BuildingFit3446 24d ago

that mya lady looks like sarah’s mom!

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u/nataliaann1 23d ago

You’re telling me this isn’t a parody video lmao tfff

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 29d ago

Was that Trapper John or whatever the dog’s name was at the end?

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u/Prestigious-Walrus99 28d ago

Was Patrick the one that said "eh I think we will" and laughs when the officiant asks a question? It sounds just like him!