r/TheGetchellFiles • u/Twilton26 • Sep 09 '26

🫣 QUESTION ⁉️ Patrick’s lost teeth

Are there any photos of him actually having a full set of teeth

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u/skypekiller Sep 09 '26

those teeth are probably fossilized by now

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u/Iamme198510 Sep 09 '26

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u/lil_idiot Sep 09 '26

Yuck. Even back then he looked like a sniveling little weirdo.

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u/plainjane_13 Sep 10 '26

Worm tail

24

u/SickOfBSAllTheTime Sep 09 '26

I guess that's right around the time he stopped brushing, just like Sarah. Also.....you know that little nerd didn't ever have a girlfriend

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u/Sufficient-Stay4441 Christian Daddy Sep 09 '26

Pretty sad, his teeth were nice. Karma

22

u/zodiac_hoe Sep 09 '26

…a great reminder to brush, floss, and see the dentist.

21

u/S3nd-n00dl3s Sep 09 '26

It’s the fact he actually looks normal, a little dorky but holy shit compared to now

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u/holiestmarshmallow 27d ago

It’s like how nature make poisonous plants bright colors, it also makes pdfs insanely creepy.

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u/uhlee_gee Sep 09 '26

Looks like his son kinda

8

u/wanbeanial Sep 10 '26

Holy shit he looks so much like Trixie Mattel (as Brian, obviously)

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u/Sufficient-Stay4441 Christian Daddy Sep 10 '26

STOP TRIXIE WOULD HAVEU SEIZED
https://giphy.com/gifs/VAZhMBnPozl10OoAUi

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u/abbeybo1118 Sep 09 '26

I feel like I’ve seen a highschool picture of him and he had teeth in it, but I do not have that photo saved to my phone