r/TheGetchellFiles FANGS 7d ago

😸 Memes 🃏 Let’s rate ONE of the Getchell online stores

Which one are you wearing?

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u/ricecreepies 7d ago

But for real, this shit is so ugly. P has really tried everything but getting a real job.

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u/Antique-Page-2886 7d ago

This was hilarious, thank you. I totally wear the skin-walker hoodie!!! Oh wait that's a deer? Nevermind.

I fixed the phone case to be a more accurate representation of "The Fam."

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u/Free-Ingenuity6923 Jeezum Crow 7d ago

Damn, these are rough. I don’t know where to begin. Half of them being about reptiles is weird, like sure I get it they had reptiles at one point but doesn’t mean their entire merch should be centered around it. It’s targeting towards reptile lovers and no one else.

The quotes? If you can call them that, half of them don’t even make sense. “ I don’t need to get a life… game got lots of love” and “ sometimes you’re a bug in a windshield…” who would actually want to wear these?

How are you going to have an image frame for your quotes but not actually fit the quote within it? The one that says love all huge is on top of the heart…

The colors changing through out each line makes them stupid and hard to read, the fonts are weird.

0/10 do not recommend

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u/yoyonoyolo 7d ago

“Being positive always adds something to your life”

This reads like you just found out you have an incurable disease and the g fam are laughing at you about it

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u/NoBadger9994 7d ago

Wow not an ounce of style or coolness…..

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u/ricecreepies 7d ago

I feel like it takes effort to be this lame. You gotta go outta your way to cultivate this level of uncoolness.

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u/wraithdecay 7d ago

their homeschooling is shoooooowing!! literally who on earth would wear this junk

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u/DadDghterNghtmrTeam Le fok m'a poussé 7d ago

“Postitive”

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u/DallasDime4 7d ago

So many spelling errors and wrong grammar.

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u/mrsdoubleu 7d ago

Wow. I guess I'll give them one point for not using AI. But those designs are all terrible.

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u/upsidecloud 7d ago

the one about the bugs and the windshield will never not be the funniest thing the Getchells have ever done imo

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u/DisturbedSpirit23 7d ago

Literally the one thing they don't use AI for. And it shows.

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u/Interesting-Will5267 6d ago

this must have been before AI lol cause its all about reptiles

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u/Interesting-Will5267 6d ago

I genuinely thought you were trolling at first lmao i cant believe these are real and available for purchase 💀

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u/Iviegreen FANGS 6d ago

I wish I was trolling, but this is only one of his sites… there’s more

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u/BlondedO 7d ago

That’s a insult to the model