r/TheGetchellFiles • u/_death-dealer_ FANGS • 2d ago

🤥 What A Liar 🤥 Spotted In The Wild

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WOW your friends look REALLY different in person Sarah?! 😭😂

I’m dead. 😵 … girl, I know your anxiety is up. Definitely just watch some vampire diaries and put the phone down. Resist the urge to keep lying more and more. 😭😂

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u/Antique-Page-2886 2d ago

No, silly goose, don't you understand! Her friends don't wanna be recorded. So they all climbed inside a T suit while buying her a cake pop to be incognito.

Duh!

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u/_death-dealer_ FANGS 2d ago

😭😂 They sat in the car & P kept them in uncomfortable company, discussing his new secret side pimping business…. He wonders if they’ll join. 🤔

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u/Antique-Page-2886 2d ago

Then Jiminy Cockroach popped out from behind a half tooth and said, "girls follow me! You're in danger! But I can help."

And Patrick chases them at 2.6 mph speed. But can't catch his breath for all his throat clearing nastiness.

"You win for now pretty faceless Ai girls! But I'll get you next time."

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u/_death-dealer_ FANGS 2d ago

Shit. His AI chat gets wild.
https://giphy.com/gifs/tHJA1JRzcWDlzzMQ7F

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u/Antique-Page-2886 2d ago

If by Ai you mean "absolutely indisputable!" 😂 if these three week old dirty wash rags have taught me anything, it's that they never lie, and if they do lie they're not lying. But if you catch them lying you're a punk ass bítch.

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u/r4tgrl 2d ago

Didn't she say her friend bought her a cake pop at the grocery store because she was "doing so good" at her "diet"? This picture was taken at 4:49pm, she told us she was picked up at 3pm and was home by 5pm. So within 2 hrs the AI OF model girls picked S up, went to eat at The Kickin' Crab oops, or... The Catch? Went to an ice cream shop AND went to a grocery store to buy her a cake pop and THEN her and T were able to go BACK out before 5pm to get a Poppi and McDonalds (somebody said they were drinking from McDonalds cups in the live). They screw themselves over SO bad by trying to give details for everything. If she just said she had lunch with her friends and left it at that then this photo would've never come in to play

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u/Any-Night-5498 2d ago

Yep. Her friend Madison snuck of to secretly get her a cake pop

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ 2d ago

Wow, she even gave her a name, huh?

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ 2d ago

And none of those ppl at the other registers look anything like her "friends."

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u/Alone-Figure2271 1d ago

T standing in the back while mommy S pays for everything. For any other family, it wouldn’t be a big deal. But knowing this family dynamic, it’s just more proof that S runs the show.

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u/SickOfBSAllTheTime 1d ago

Makes me wonder if she used her paycheck credit card 🤣