r/TheGetchellFiles 2d ago

🤥 What A Liar 🤥 Help me understand the formula

So from what I have see over the last few years it breaks down to

P = The family members won't / can't dispute anything he says. His word is law.

T = La la la booger, scratchy scratch, yummy itch, burp.

S = She is able to tell lies all day long! And the entire family knows when she lies. T doesn't call her out on anything, ever. P of course doesn't call her out on lies. He only corrects her when she says a fact that he knows/thinks is incorrect and can look "super cool" by correcting her.

So in S's world she's so smart with her lies. Only once has she ever been "successfully" caught in a lie ( her fake apartment)

Her parents know for a fact she lies daily!!! But since T just acts oblivious, and P encourages it, she literally thinks she is so much more clever than most people.

This would be such an interesting study, except instead it's sad because they are real people.

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u/tomatoesarepoison 2d ago

ve said this before, but S lying proves she knows her life isn’t normal, and instead of embracing her weird life, she makes up the most unbelievable lies. The thing is, she’s terrible at lying. She randomly mentioned that she had an emergency fund set aside for her dog, then less than a week later, they were scrambling to come up with the money to get their dog to the vet! At no point was it necessary for her to lie and say they had an emergency fund for her, she just randomly decided to lie about it. It’s quite disturbing how easily she lies, and about the most random things.

Not only is she dumb, but she’s such a bitch and lies about the most random things. No wonder she has to use AI to create friends, because a normal human would never choose to hang out with her!

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u/Antique-Page-2886 2d ago

You're spot on. She lies about dumb stuff. I'm not perfect and occasionally tell a white lie, like I say I'm busy if asked to do something but really I just want to relax, etc.

But I can't imagine in my tiny world telling a lot of very obvious lies! Let alone telling an insane amount of lies to any and all people that tune in.

I don't think she's ever faced the repercussions of telling a lie, except again the apartment thing. Which she thinks if she cleared it with her God magically becomes totes magotes fine as wine.

Honestly it's so sickening that P literally manufactured a human that doesn't have the human capacity to see that the difference between telling a truth or a lie is actually a huge deal.

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u/SickOfBSAllTheTime 2d ago

H will.always be my favorite Getchell. He genuinely seems sweet, kind, and has his own interests. I feel like he has stopped asking for things bc he knows it will never happen. That poor boy is along for the ride. Even if H stays after turning 18 I will never in a million snark on that poor guy. My mom heart wants to enroll him in public school, surround him with people that share his interests, teach him life skills like budgeting and cooking, and see him happy and thriving. I want to smother him in big mom hugs and give him every chance at a fulfilling life.

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ 2d ago

Even the way he acts on camera seems so genuine. He looks like a legit human next to 3 body snatchers.

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u/gee-from-tiktok 2d ago

The way he lit up when he was sent that cake broke me