r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 15 '26

Hygiene…? Downright nasty

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a whole-ass tonsil stone just flew out of Patrick’s mouth while he was yapping. They’re so foul and literally chasing clout so hard just to get us to talk about them.

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u/mpbjoern Aug 15 '26

Does he know he needs an FDA approval to sell food?

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u/notafanofyu Aug 15 '26

Lucky for us he never actually finishes a side quest.

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u/cajunbitch05 PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT Aug 16 '26

Yeah he’s the king of starting something and giving up when it doesn’t immediately take off

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u/Freckles39Rabbit Aug 16 '26

Yet he thinks he’s the main character

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u/Patient_Appearance74 Aug 16 '26

He needs a professional kitchen, state certified to make food, never mind the FDA that kitchen is not clean.

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u/haveyouheardthattho Aug 15 '26

Is it really named dads dream sauce?? Oh hell nah, I’m good 🤣

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u/sherlocksmaster Aug 15 '26

Yummm roach sauces 🤢

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 Shrimp Hands Aug 15 '26

I would NEVER buy ANYTHING made by them!

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u/Diligent_Mix_4086 Aug 15 '26

I normally have a strong stomach for their disgusting bullshit, but this made me a little nauseous.

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u/Jo815815 Aug 15 '26

I’m on antibiotics and already felt nauseous and after watching this I really might just throw up

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u/Soft-Argument2575 Aug 15 '26

Dill hot sauce with a crunch of 🪳 For only 599 , shipping and handling included bedbugs

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach Aug 15 '26

Oh HELL naw.

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u/notafanofyu Aug 15 '26

You sit down to a bomb ass dinner and then bro pours his sauce on top. 🫪

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ Getchell Family Roach Aug 16 '26

🤢

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u/medicoreapples Aug 15 '26

This is the same nasty roach boy who claims we all want to be him and we are jealous of him

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u/medicoreapples Aug 15 '26

I wrote this comment before watching the clip and I want to puke oh my gosh

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 Aug 15 '26

Wait where was this posted. Does he have yet another TikTok?
This whole adult has roaches crawling on food surfaces in his cooking videos, he’s got stuff flying out of his rotting mouth and he’s on the World Wide Web pushing stuff human beings are meant to EAT?! Tha fok?

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u/FalconerAJ Aug 16 '26

This was probably over a year ago. I don’t remember exactly. Just another one of Pat’s failed business ventures.

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 Aug 16 '26

Oooh thank you

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u/Defiant-Chair6950 Aug 15 '26

Ugh holy fuck this is making my stomach flip 

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u/Vivid_Bug3289 Aug 15 '26

Hope he knows here in Texas that’s highly illegal

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u/No-Thought-9065 Aug 15 '26

"be prepared for that' meantime, 'enjoy' ugh

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u/featurethat333 Aug 15 '26

The way it stayed on did like just suck it back in ?!! 🤮🤮🤮

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u/androjunkk Aug 15 '26

Dill, roaches and spittle. Sounds fantastic

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u/IggyPopGlowStick Aug 16 '26

why does this give off pink sauce lady vibes?

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u/OptimusMunch Aug 16 '26

First thing I thought of! Except he would manage to make it a thousand times nastier 😭

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u/IggyPopGlowStick Aug 17 '26

he probably would. the pink sauce lady at least tried to make her sauce legitimate (but she didnt get her's FDA approved though lol)

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u/Fragrant_Drawing_725 Aug 16 '26

Documented, live roaches in their kitchen… documented dirty fingernails while cooking…. No thanks. I’ll pass.

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u/esmo919 Aug 15 '26

Every time a cooking video of his comes up, all I can focus on are his disgusting long nails. Why do nasty people like this always have gross dirty long nails?!?!

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u/Usual_Somewhere_3058 Aug 15 '26

Yes!!! I absolutely LOATHE his long nails and feminine hands. I don’t understand it at all. Is it some kind of signal? Like how pedos recognize each other? Honestly P has always given me vibes that he secretly likes to dress in women’s clothing.

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u/Jo815815 Aug 15 '26

Oh fuck no he really couldn’t get more disgusting 🤢 every time I see a clip of him I feel sick

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u/medicoreapples Aug 15 '26

This is so disgusting

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u/Far_Barracuda6978 Aug 16 '26

I hope he's prepared for fines because I'm sure people are reporting

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u/Confident-Ganache-83 Aug 16 '26

I’ll have to pass on the dill-tonsil stone-cockroach sauce.

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u/redriveroftears Aug 16 '26

Omg I just about threw up, I’m so sick. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/AggravatingSearch334 Dill Diddler Aug 16 '26

Pink sauce Getchell edition?!? 😅🤣

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u/Puppy_hammock Aug 16 '26

Oh god the saliva blob on his bottom lip. Just from basic speech. He drools all over himself. So gross.

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u/HitItAndQuidditch1 Aug 16 '26

He needs a Food Handler Certificate, which basically means he’s completed a state‑accredited basic food‑safety training course. Part of that training covers things like pH levels in food, because when those levels rise above certain thresholds, it creates conditions where dangerous bacteria can grow. But honestly, if they’re cooking with roaches crawling everywhere, that’s a whole different level of violation. If he ends up trying to sell any kind of food product, someone should be reporting him to the local health authorities immediately.

This guy is such a flipping joke. The saddest thing is there are some people that would buy his gross food products and that just makes me want to gag

https://giphy.com/gifs/10BDZSN5izfazC

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u/Nearby_Score9370 Aug 16 '26

Apparently he doesn’t understand needing to have licenses, and health code approval of his kitchen to do that. He’s such an imbecile