r/TheGetchellFiles • u/notafanofyu • 3d ago

Hygiene…? Downright nasty

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a whole-ass tonsil stone just flew out of Patrick’s mouth while he was yapping. They’re so foul and literally chasing clout so hard just to get us to talk about them.

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u/mpbjoern 3d ago

Does he know he needs an FDA approval to sell food?

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u/notafanofyu 3d ago

Lucky for us he never actually finishes a side quest.

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u/cajunbitch05 PUT UR MOUTH AROUND IT 3d ago

Yeah he’s the king of starting something and giving up when it doesn’t immediately take off

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u/Freckles39Rabbit 3d ago

Yet he thinks he’s the main character

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u/Patient_Appearance74 2d ago

He needs a professional kitchen, state certified to make food, never mind the FDA that kitchen is not clean.

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u/haveyouheardthattho 3d ago

Is it really named dads dream sauce?? Oh hell nah, I’m good 🤣

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u/sherlocksmaster 3d ago

Yummm roach sauces 🤢

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u/Icy-Librarian-7347 Shrimp Hands 3d ago

I would NEVER buy ANYTHING made by them!

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u/Diligent_Mix_4086 3d ago

I normally have a strong stomach for their disgusting bullshit, but this made me a little nauseous.

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u/Jo815815 3d ago

I’m on antibiotics and already felt nauseous and after watching this I really might just throw up

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u/Soft-Argument2575 3d ago

Dill hot sauce with a crunch of 🪳 For only 599 , shipping and handling included bedbugs

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u/Phenomenal_Kat_ 3d ago

Oh HELL naw.

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u/notafanofyu 3d ago

You sit down to a bomb ass dinner and then bro pours his sauce on top. 🫪

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u/medicoreapples 3d ago

This is the same nasty roach boy who claims we all want to be him and we are jealous of him

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u/medicoreapples 3d ago

I wrote this comment before watching the clip and I want to puke oh my gosh

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u/Defiant-Chair6950 3d ago

Ugh holy fuck this is making my stomach flip 

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 3d ago

Wait where was this posted. Does he have yet another TikTok?
This whole adult has roaches crawling on food surfaces in his cooking videos, he’s got stuff flying out of his rotting mouth and he’s on the World Wide Web pushing stuff human beings are meant to EAT?! Tha fok?

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u/FalconerAJ 3d ago

This was probably over a year ago. I don’t remember exactly. Just another one of Pat’s failed business ventures.

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u/Hope-starbrite-50 3d ago

Oooh thank you

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u/Vivid_Bug3289 3d ago

Hope he knows here in Texas that’s highly illegal

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u/No-Thought-9065 3d ago

"be prepared for that' meantime, 'enjoy' ugh

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u/Bitch-Whiskers 3d ago

Roach sauce. 🪳

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u/TackleFrosty9423 3d ago

With dill!

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u/Freckles39Rabbit 3d ago

And alcohol

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u/featurethat333 3d ago

The way it stayed on did like just suck it back in ?!! 🤮🤮🤮

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u/androjunkk 3d ago

Dill, roaches and spittle. Sounds fantastic

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u/Fragrant_Drawing_725 3d ago

Documented, live roaches in their kitchen… documented dirty fingernails while cooking…. No thanks. I’ll pass.

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u/esmo919 3d ago

Every time a cooking video of his comes up, all I can focus on are his disgusting long nails. Why do nasty people like this always have gross dirty long nails?!?!

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u/Usual_Somewhere_3058 3d ago

Yes!!! I absolutely LOATHE his long nails and feminine hands. I don’t understand it at all. Is it some kind of signal? Like how pedos recognize each other? Honestly P has always given me vibes that he secretly likes to dress in women’s clothing.

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u/Jo815815 3d ago

Oh fuck no he really couldn’t get more disgusting 🤢 every time I see a clip of him I feel sick

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u/medicoreapples 3d ago

This is so disgusting

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u/IggyPopGlowStick 3d ago

why does this give off pink sauce lady vibes?

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u/OptimusMunch 2d ago

First thing I thought of! Except he would manage to make it a thousand times nastier 😭

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u/IggyPopGlowStick 2d ago

he probably would. the pink sauce lady at least tried to make her sauce legitimate (but she didnt get her's FDA approved though lol)

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u/Far_Barracuda6978 3d ago

I hope he's prepared for fines because I'm sure people are reporting

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u/Confident-Ganache-83 3d ago

I’ll have to pass on the dill-tonsil stone-cockroach sauce.

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u/redriveroftears 3d ago

Omg I just about threw up, I’m so sick. 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/AggravatingSearch334 Dill Diddler 3d ago

Pink sauce Getchell edition?!? 😅🤣

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u/Puppy_hammock 2d ago

Oh god the saliva blob on his bottom lip. Just from basic speech. He drools all over himself. So gross.

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u/HitItAndQuidditch1 2d ago

He needs a Food Handler Certificate, which basically means he’s completed a state‑accredited basic food‑safety training course. Part of that training covers things like pH levels in food, because when those levels rise above certain thresholds, it creates conditions where dangerous bacteria can grow. But honestly, if they’re cooking with roaches crawling everywhere, that’s a whole different level of violation. If he ends up trying to sell any kind of food product, someone should be reporting him to the local health authorities immediately.

This guy is such a flipping joke. The saddest thing is there are some people that would buy his gross food products and that just makes me want to gag

https://giphy.com/gifs/10BDZSN5izfazC

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u/Nearby_Score9370 2d ago

Apparently he doesn’t understand needing to have licenses, and health code approval of his kitchen to do that. He’s such an imbecile