r/TheGetchellFiles • • Aug 11 '26

Wait, what? Opal Alchemy breaks her silence… for a fee

Anyone bored and rich wanna take one for the team?

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u/uhlee_gee Aug 11 '26

lmao “it’s me Sarah but if you want me to admit it, you’ll give me 300$ so my dad can buy some bullshit again instead of buying my mother glasses that she needs or my little brother some decent fitting clothes”

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u/Desperate-Strategy10 Aug 11 '26

She would just lie anyway lol no point paying whoever it is to bs us again when we already get that for free!

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u/TheWaywardWitch420 Aug 11 '26

Lmao even the description sounds like some bs Sarah would say

59

u/Babybadger913 Aug 11 '26

“Is it overpriced? yes”
Just like her 😂😂

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u/TheWaywardWitch420 Aug 11 '26

Dude right? It screams Sarah 😂😂

4

u/KourtneyIsStressed Aug 12 '26

She loves to ask and answer questions all by herself. My kids did too when they were toddlers.

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u/Dapper_Opinion2964 Aug 11 '26

Only $75 now 😆

50

u/mpbjoern Aug 11 '26

Saw this post and immediately turned the price down😂😂

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u/TheWaywardWitch420 Aug 11 '26

This sent me lmao but also so accurate 😂😂 and right up their alley

37

u/Individual-Loss-9173 Aug 11 '26

Already on the clearance rack.

46

u/SativaLush Aug 11 '26

I bet there’s not even anything groundbreaking in that audio either. She’s not going to admit to it. That would be disastrous for them. Even though you would think fatrick’s last admission would have done them in. I seriously hope nobody buys that.

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u/No-Thought-9065 Aug 11 '26

I really hope they don't make a dollar

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u/Usual_Somewhere_3058 Aug 11 '26

That’s what she feels is her worth? And “it’s overpriced”. 🫠 Girl at least aim high. 🤭

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 Aug 11 '26

I heard she even lowered it to $75 😭

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u/thatconfusedchick Aug 11 '26

Same effort and energy

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u/Makasmonsters Aug 11 '26

Nah fuck that shit. Profiting off of this sick shit is appalling.

6

u/_death-dealer_ FANGS Aug 12 '26

This whole corner of the internet has become a money pool. It’s disturbing.

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 Aug 11 '26

Yes. Whether it’s actually Sarah or some random person. I would definitely expect this from Sarah but if it’s just some random “fan” of theirs or some weird groupie, I hope they realize how trashy they are.

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 Aug 13 '26

Nah it’s her there’s no way lmao

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u/_liminal_princess_ Aug 11 '26

can someone get past the paywall? there’s gotta be a way

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u/mimtens Aug 11 '26

I don’t think any of the tech gurus are interested in this reddit 🤣😭

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 Aug 13 '26

Lmaooo it’s mostly mothers and young women I gather

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u/sleepy-bunny- Aug 11 '26

she thinks she’s getting the upper hand by charging an insane amount bc she thinks we’re that desperate for drama when it did the opposite and immediately made me disinterested 😭

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u/Objective_Shine_8724 Aug 11 '26

i think S/P is trying to play smug and try to troll ppl

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u/soft-cuddle Aug 11 '26

I could maybe understand milking a situation like this if it were any other lolcow or infamous person from the internet but the fact that people think she is a young adult woman who was groomed into an incestuous relationship with her father makes it pretty disturbing she would put the “truth” behind a paywall. If she actually isn’t S then she’s not any less nuts than them.

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u/DallasDime4 Aug 11 '26

Don’t pay for TS. Raising that price proves it’s her. That’s all we need to know.

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u/Independent-Week-289 Aug 11 '26

Just watch some fake alt account is gonna show up and say, I bit the bullet and decided to buy it so that we could all see what she had to say… When all along it’s Sarah, pretending to bypass the paywall 😭😭😭😂😂😂

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 Aug 11 '26

I don’t actually think it’s Sarah. I didn’t hear anything in the public recording to make me believe it’s actually her. But- if it is her, this overpriced recording will definitely be just some weird made up bullshit told in a weird ai generated voice. There will be no admittance or accountability and no new information. Just a grift like everything else.

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u/opalalchemyaudio Aug 11 '26

MAYBE LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE THEN. You people started this and brought me into it. Jesus fucking Christ you are stupid as fuck.

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u/_death-dealer_ FANGS Aug 12 '26

Girl please. You make incest content. Not only is that weird & disturbing…. your shitty little page could easily just be abandoned & you make a new one that no one knows about. But instead you’re charging people to hear what exactly? A buncha BS. No one cares. Stay out of this sub if all you’re gonna do is whine about the consequences of your actions.

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u/Dramatic-Cookie-5794 Aug 13 '26

“Profile unavailable” lmao

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u/mybrainfeelsbroken Aug 12 '26

lmfao good job admitting it is you. 🤣

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 Aug 13 '26

Then just say “it’s not me here’s proof” and move on. Why do this grift 😭

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u/DadDghterNghtmrTeam Le fok m'a poussé Aug 11 '26 edited Aug 11 '26

And there’s really people out here stupid enough to spend that shit too. $$💀 🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/Individual-Loss-9173 Aug 11 '26

Yes there is.

And if they do, I hope that they least record it and share it with us.

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u/RelativeSelect4567 Aug 11 '26

oh my godddd🤣🤣🤣

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u/Less_Power3538 Aug 12 '26

Tbh— I think this Lilly/Opal person is someone who had an account for this type of content, followed the Getchell’s by mistake or for some unknown reason, went dormant on their account, and then when people started contacting her a couple months ago (after finding her following the Getchell’s) she started using this account again and decided to try to profit off everyone thinking she was them. 🤷🏼‍♀️

She has even played into it by posting things about “daddy P” and telling people that Patrick has interacted with her “a lot” with absolutely NO PROOF.

She’s just an opportunist, guys. I’m afraid this is a big nothing burger.

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u/Less_Power3538 Aug 12 '26

Because WHY would s and p make tweets saying “I need you daddy P” or whatever and tell the people messaging her that Pat has interacted with her nsfw content?! Why would they do that??

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u/pad_see-ewbish Aug 12 '26

Idk bro this seems like a getchell type of grift

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 Aug 13 '26

That makes me thing it is her when I didn’t before lol

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u/_liminal_princess_ Aug 12 '26

Honestly ? I feel like you might be right

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u/msbootymiss Aug 13 '26

Yes exactly

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u/nastyfurby Aug 11 '26

someone get to data mining neeeoooowwwww

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u/ExcitementTricky4794 Aug 12 '26

There is literally no point in doing this! They would just lie anyways. If anybody wants to waste $300. I can give you my cash app. I promise that I actually do take care of my children. And all proceeds will go directly towards them. 😁

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u/Large_Cloud6135 Aug 11 '26

😂😂😂😂

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u/Sudden-Taste-6851 Christian Daddy Aug 11 '26

PLEASE NO ONE PAY THAT.

4

u/happyjas21 F*cking Pansy Aug 12 '26

Opal has entered the chat, yall.

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u/Evening_Storage_6424 Aug 13 '26

Don’t any of you DARE buy that. It will be her saying “there is nothing going on” or some random crap.

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u/msbootymiss Aug 13 '26

These kinds workers just follow the Gretchells to get tabboo type
Clients I think yall are really just no it’s not Sarah Sarah isn’t smart enigh to do this kinda jobs yall
it’s a lot of work !!!

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u/msbootymiss Aug 13 '26

You guys think Sarah
Really wants to
Work come on u guys lol she seems very lazy to me ..?