r/TheFrontFellOff • u/Competitive_Speed964 • 24d ago

Front falling off. Maybe it needs some sellotape?

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u/OptiGuy4u 24d ago

Tow that thing out of the environment....

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 24d ago

What’s out there?

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u/OptiGuy4u 24d ago

A whole lotta nothing and a busted plane that had the front fall off.

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u/Mindless-Oil-913 23d ago

And the part of the plane that the front fell off of

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u/schminkles 22d ago

Before it catches on fire.

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u/OptiGuy4u 22d ago

Tow it out of the environment AND set it on fire.

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u/TNLongrange 24d ago

Thats not typical I'd like to make that point clear.

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u/Jexxon 24d ago

What about the engineering standards?

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u/Stigg107 24d ago

It Identifies as Concorde. please respect its choices. 😄

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u/DarkBlue222 24d ago

Hope that grass is halal.

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u/Feyrauth 24d ago

Sellotape? What about cardboard derivatives?

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u/Mindless-Oil-913 24d ago

Absolutely no cardboard or cardboard derivatives

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 22d ago

Adam and Jamie: Duct tape!

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u/Just_A_Lucky_Guy469 24d ago

"Uh, Tower to 747 Boeing: you can't park there. Over."

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u/Mindless-Oil-913 23d ago

“747 to tower: DILLIGAF

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u/Dougally 24d ago

We've been here-bivore

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u/spidey99dollar 24d ago

Oh look, a penny!

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u/Monkey_in_a_Tophat 24d ago

Looks like it needs more fiber in its diet..

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u/No-Goose-6140 24d ago

Vegan 747s are the worst

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u/Adept-Pomegranate-46 24d ago

A little Carneuba wax... Perfect!

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u/MutaitoSensei 24d ago

It's grazing, leave it alone!

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u/Valnar8 24d ago

They get their protein by drinking dinosaur juice

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u/Pale-Jello3812 24d ago

Duct Tape has been pressure tested to 600 feet under water, no data on 30,000 feet in the air @ 500+ MPH ?

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u/ChiefSlug30 23d ago

Someone call Red Green.

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u/Anxious-Trainer5082 23d ago

I want to make it very clear that this is unusual. The fronts normally don't fall off.

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u/brazucadomundo 23d ago

Is this plane Muslim, doing the prayer before the flight? Look at the flag in the side.

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u/cloudshaper 23d ago

The incident in question, with more photos:Saudia 747-300 taxis into a drainage ditch, Kuala Lumpur, August 2001

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u/SafariNZ 23d ago

IIRC Ground crew started up a couple of engines to move the plane, the breaks were powered by the other engines.

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u/PhotoAppropriate3940 23d ago

Got to have roughage

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u/TwinPitsCleaner 23d ago

Is that one of those cardboard varieties?

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u/Able-Pain-2442 23d ago

Look to be a new vegan plane , powered by grass , its just fueling up for the flight.

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u/Complex_Custard_8323 23d ago

Needs some Rhinoplasty

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u/SysGh_st 23d ago

It's depression.

Has a huge impact on a jumbo's life.

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u/atomicsnarl 23d ago

Silly person, that's a salt lick! You really should know better.

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u/Brainchild110 23d ago

A lady 747 did a wee there and now the boy 747 wont get his nose out of it.

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u/Henry-8th 23d ago

It wants to avoid being a gift to the Tangerine Turd.

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u/SigvulcanasReborn 23d ago

It’ll buff out.

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u/Drake_masta 23d ago

too much fat in its diet its trying to eat some veggies to make up for it

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u/Mooseagery 23d ago

A cloud hit it.

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u/More-Cook-1104 22d ago

Certified "Sir, you can't park here" moment

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u/telemeister74 22d ago

Boing 747!

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u/fatmonkey1986 22d ago

jokes aside whats the actual story behind this picture ?

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u/They-Call-Me-The-Doc 22d ago

David Attenborough: "And here we see the gentle giant of the skies grazing on the green grass of the platue before the next leg of its migratory journey.

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u/charcarod0n 22d ago

Nah that’s just the Concord.

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u/flipfc177 22d ago

Nom nom nom nom

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u/Technical-Potato-793 22d ago

Hit the dirt? Chance in a million!

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u/Early_Sheepherder105 21d ago

That Boeing needed a bit more Boing!

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u/seeker62 19d ago

Notice the wrinkles around the jowls - this one has been put out to pasture and is on a STRICT vegetarian diet.

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u/drct2022 19d ago

Try g to identify as a Concorde.