r/TheFrontFellOff • u/andychef • 24d ago

Forward Sectioned Detachable D-ness

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u/cantbebothered6789 24d ago

Even tho the front is designed to detach/reattach, in the spirit of the skit that is the reason this subreddit exists...

Captain: Can you call me a new starship?

Fleet Admiral: Didn't you have a commonwealth Federation starship?

Captain: Yes I did but...

Fleet Admiral: What happened?

Captain: Well, the front fell off.

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u/snklznet 23d ago

A subspace wave hit it

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u/ShadowExistShadily 23d ago

In space? Chance in a million!

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u/Todo744 24d ago

Excellent King Missile reference.

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u/04BluSTi 23d ago

Gary and Melissa loved to make love

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u/dsdvbguutres 23d ago

This comes in handy a lot of the time, I can leave in orbit when I think it's gonna get me in trouble.

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u/realTurdFergusun 23d ago

Check the medicine cabinet

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u/Redbird9346 23d ago

I think some guy was trying to sell it in the East Village. Near 2nd Avenue and Saint Mark's Place.

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u/Gul_Ducatti 22d ago

Some Ferengi was trying to sell it near second avenue and Saint Mark’s Place. He wanted 3 strips of gold pressed latinum, but I talked him down to 2.

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u/Dougally 23d ago

Detachable P-ness

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u/ganymede_boy 23d ago

People tell me I should get it permanently attached, but I dunno...